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Team 7's Not So Smart Moments

I forgot to mention the setting before so here it is now. All stories are set a few years after the war. You can make up your own minds on how Sasuke came back but in my stories they are around 20 years old.

Chap 2

Sakura glared harder at the little white stick in her hands. Closing her eyes, she raised her head to look at the three pairs of eyes looking back at her. Releasing a breath, Sakura's eyes softened as she nodded.

Ino let out a sob, before Tenten took the blonde into her arms. She buried her head into the brunette-haired girl's shoulder before looking back at them all.

"Girls, promise me, you can't tell anyone yet," cried Ino. Sakura looked at the upset blonde as threw the test in her bin. The four young kunoichis were currently occupying Sakura's bathroom in her flat.

"Okay Ino" cooed Hinata "but don't worry. We'll help you with this"

Ino nodded but her form was still shaking. Sakura squeezed her best friend's shoulder, looking in her cerulean eyes.

"Ino, Hinata is right. Now calm down or Naruto is going to think something is up," stated Sakura. Ino nodded as she turned to the mirror. She took a few deep breaths then splashed some water on her face. Sakura handed her a towel before they all exited the room.

"Hey Ino, Tenten, Hinata-chan" shouted Naruto, leaving his room in the apartment him and Sakura shared together. Sakura had offered Naruto her spare room since she didn't want him by himself anymore. They were great friends so why not live together, plus it helped with the rent.

"Hey Naruto" smiled back Ino, faking it through and through. Hinata and Tenten also greeted the young boy.

Sakura walked her friends to the door; she gave Ino a quick hug as they exited.

Naruto waved at the group of girls as he stretched up before going to the kitchen for some ramen.

"Naruto, I have to go to the hospital and won't be back till later" said Sakura grabbing her white lab coat "I think Sasuke is dropping by so in between now and then please don't wreck the apartment again. I'm trusting you"

"I won't Sakura," laughed Naruto. Sakura nodded her head as she, too, exited her flat.

An hour had passed when the sound of a key unlocking the door came.

"Hey teme" shouted Naruto from his place in front of the TV, not evening turning around to look.

"Hn" came the reply back. Sasuke sat down next to his best friend, raising his eyebrow at the cartoons on the telly in front of him. The sound of the front door opening once more was heard.

Turning around, Sasuke watched Sai close the door and move to the kitchen area of the room. He turned the kettle on while reaching for a cup from the cupboard. His eyes met the young Uchiha's, lifting his head slightly asking him a question.

Sasuke understanding his gesture, nodded at him. Sai took down another cup and started making them both some coffee.

Naruto jumped up and turned the TV off, stretching once more before facing both of the boys in the room.

"So want to go training?" he asked energetically. Sai nodded his head taking another drink from his cup.

"Hn" said Sasuke, getting up himself and grabbing his own cup from the artist nin.

"Yes" screamed out Naruto "okay give me a few moments, I have finish some jobs around the apartment or Sakura will kill me."

Summoning three clones, Naruto ordered each clone to do various tasks. One ran to the sink to clean the dishes, while another was busy brushing the floor.

"NANI?"

All the men in the room turned their heads to where the third clone's scream rang out.

All the Narutos rushed to the bathroom, getting stuck in the doorway as a result. They all started pushing to try to get free and hitting each other in the process.

"Dobe" Sasuke raised his eyebrow at the idiot - or idiots- in front of him. The real Naruto stepped back before rubbing the back of his head. He released his jutsu but his eyes widened when the last clone went poof.

Scrambling into the bathroom, Naruto flipped over the bin. His hands shook as he took out a little white stick.

He stood up and slowly walked towards his team-mates. His blue eyes not leaving the object his hands.

"Guys" he said finally, looking up at them "one of the girls is pregnant"

Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed as Sai looked at him in confusion. Naruto told them that all the girls were there that morning and how he found them outside of the bathroom. They once again eyed the pregnancy test, a small plus sign illuminated on it.

Sakura sat down at Ichiraku's; she looked at the blonde on her right. She had told the girls to meet her there after work.

"So who's the dad?" asked the pinkette. Ino glared at her before turning her head back to her ramen.

"Sakura sorry but I'm not saying until I have told him," answered Ino. Sakura nodded her head, understanding her friend's feelings.

"Is it Shikamaru? Because Temari will be crushed. Ohh is it Kiba?" added Tenten

"Tenten" scolded Ino; she shook her head at the girl, not amused at all, "I'm not saying"

"Grr fine" Tenten sighed "but you're going to have to tell him sooner or later"

"I know," snapped Ino. She closed her eyes as her shoulder slumped over the counter. "Sorry but this is really stressful"

Hinata got up from her chair so she could hug the azure-eyed girl. Ino smiled at her, hugging her back in the process.

Feeling left out, Sakura and Tenten leaned over and joined in the hug.

A sound of a throat clearing interrupted the tender moment they were having.

Sakura looked up to see all of the men in rookie nine and team Gai.

Naruto, Kiba and Chouji looked angry while Neji and Sasuke were glaring at them. They couldn't tell how Shino was looking at them and Rock Lee was looking at them sadly. Shikamaru had an annoyed look on his face. Sai looked at them stoically.

"Do girls mind explaining?" asked Nara prodigy.

"W-What Shika-San?" replied Hinata; she could feel an ominous darkness around the men. It was scaring her.

"Naruto found a pregnancy test" stated Sai "a positive one"

The girls froze at the sentence. They looked at each other, before looking back at the men.

"Tenten" asked Lee to the brunette haired girl "is you with child?"

At the question Neji choked on his own spit. Said girl's eyes widened at the accusation, she opened her mouth to retort but someone interrupted her.

"Tenten isn't pregnant" assured Hinata.

"Then who is?" asked Shino, his voice slightly higher then usually.

The girls all looked at each other. Sakura closed her eyes, turning her back to them.

She took a deep breath before replying "I am"

Silence engulfed them all. The boys didn't know how to react. They were all close. It didn't matter which of them was pregnant, they wanted to know and would do anything to help them.

Sasuke eye's narrowed at the pinkette's confession. He was so surprised that he didn't even see the fist aimed for his head.

"I can't believe you," screamed Kiba, hitting the black-haired boy in the face. Sasuke punched Kiba back in the stomach, blood running down his chin in the process.

"It wasn't me mutt" he growled.

All the boys looked at each other warily. Sakura had turned back around at the commotion of the fight. She got up, a vein throbbing in her head.

"It isn't any of you, you idiots," she screamed as she healed Sasuke's cut lip. She quickly ran a medical check through Kiba. Luckily, nothing was broken. She turned around and left the area, the three girls followed suit.

"I can't believe you did that" squealed Tenten, entering Sakura's apartment. Ino pulled the medic into a hug.

"Thank you Sakura" Ino smiled, unshed tears in her eyes "it is just until I have told the father okay? I promise."

"Don't worry about it" smiled Sakura. Sakura eyes narrowed as she felt a quite a few chakra signatures outside her door. She opened the door as all the guys filed into her tiny living area.

"Okay Sakura" started Naruto "I have something to say"

Sakura watched as the blonde boy lead her by the arm and sat her down on their couch. Sakura quickly placed a hand on her stomach as she sat down, keeping in character.

"Sakura" Naruto looked at the pinkette in her emerald eyes "the world is a scary place for single mother. So…."

Everyone watched in shock as Naruto got down on one knee in front of Sakura.

"Will you marry me?"

"What?" asked Sakura.

"What?" snarled Sasuke

"WHAT?" exclaimed Hinata. Her vision felt blurry as she held on to Tenten for support.

"Naruto" objected Sakura, standing up. Naruto also stood up from his spot "I am not going to marry you"

Most of the people in the room let out the breath they were holding.

"Why not?" shouted Naruto.

"Because…" Sakura tried to think of a sensible answer "that is not a good reason to marry someone"

"But…" Naruto urged, "How are you going to do this alone?"

"I'm not alone," answered Sakura "the baby will have all its uncles and aunts to help"

Sakura looked over to Ino and smiled. She took the blondes hand and squeezed it before turning to face the rest of the group.

"Right?" Sakura walked towards the group of men.

"is my baby going to have its Uncle Shikamaru and Uncle Shino? What do you say Uncle Neji?"

Neji gave a sigh and nodded, the others following his example.

"A youthful child in the group" cried out lee "and with such youthful beauty to inherit of Sakura"

"Sakura if you ever need any food for your pregnancy cravings, don't hesitate to ask," added Chouji. Everyone looked at him surprise. Chouji never shared his food. NEVER.

"just one question Sakura?" came a hard voice in the back. Sakura looked at who had spoken to see Sasuke still glaring at her.

"w-what?" she asked, feeling like a young child about to be scolded from her parents

"who is the father?"

All the men began to murmer in the room also wondering who had knocked up the pink-haired kunoichi.

"erm… it doesn't matter" smiled Sakura sheepishly.

"yes it does" growled Sasuke " he has a right to know"

"erm.." Sakura quickly searched her mind for more lies " I already told him. He said he wants nothing to do with me or the baby."

Various obscenities were heard in the room as well as a few growls and knuckles cracking.

"yeah" continued Sakura, fake tears rushing to her eyes " he says I'm damaged goods"

"who is it?" roared Naruto, his irises bleeding red.

"Eita Takahashi" she blurted.

The men stormed out of the room with one name on their mind, the front door slamming shut.

"who is Eita Takahashi?" asked Tenten surprised.

"this guy from the hospital. Absolute jackass but he is on a mission for two weeks so Ino please hurry up and tell the dad," commanded Sakura playfully.

Ino smiled at her, a newfound confidence emerging. She was really happy that everyone would support her just as they would support Sakura.

"Don't worry I'll tell him tonight"

Ino stared at the door in front of her. She took a deep breath before knocking quickly.

The door opened revealing the person Ino wished to speak to.

"Hi" started Ino with a small smile that didn't meet her eyes "we need to talk"

The person nodded.

"Sakura isn't pregnant" Ino looked into the person's eyes.

"I am"

Sakura was more then annoyed now. She and the rest of the group were at a bar but no one was allowing her to drink. She was in desperate need for some sake.

The boys never did find Eita Takahashi in the village but that didn't mean they would stop their search. After all tomorrow was another day.

Sakura eyes widened as she was pulled back from her stool into a hug.

"Thank you for helping Ino" came a voice before it quickly flitted away. Sakura smiled. She was so going to be godmother now.

"Everyone I would like to get your attention please" shouted Ino.

Everyone hushed up and turned to the blue-eyed girl.

"I would just like to say, thank you to Sakura" smiled Ino.

Shikamaru looked at her questionably as did most of the people in the room.

"Sakura isn't pregnant guys" Ino's smile got bigger as she tried to decipher everyone's feelings "I am"

A glass broke as Kiba watched Ino be pulled into someone's chest.

The room stayed quiet. Too quiet. Everyone's eyes were on Ino and the man holding her.

Sai

"You" screamed Chouji.

"And him" added Naruto.

Everyone sweat dropped at the pair before going up and congratulating the pair. Sasuke smirked amusedly over to them before sitting next to Sakura.

"That was a eventful day" he commented.

"What was the best part? Me being pregnant? Naruto proposing? Or them two having a baby?" smiled Sakura.

"definitely the last part " he answered.

"By the way, why did you get mad when Naruto proposed to me?" questioned Sakura, slyly watching the sharingan user from corner of her eye as she sipped the sake she could finally have.

Sasuke looked down at the floor "Hn"

"Hey that's not fair," stated Sakura childishly. Sasuke smirked at her before ordering them both some more sake.

The end

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