I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING HERE, EXCEPT FOR THE NEW TEAMS, MAYBE
Get Excited if you read chapter one and loved it because chapter 2 is here
Team Victory: DJ, Harold, Alejandro, Bridgette, and LeShawna
Team Chris is Really(4x) Hot: Owen, Noah, Tyler, Lindsay, Sierra, and Izzy
Team Warrior: Cody, Duncan, Ezekiel, Heather, Gwen, and Courtney
Eliminated:Ezekiel (Came Back(Does it count when Chris threw him out of the plane?))
"We're back!" Chris shouted, posing to the camera.
"So, since that challenge was just to get teams it's time for the new challenge!" Chris threw his arms in the air.
"You will have to trek thru the desert to the Nile, once there, you'll recieve more information from me. You also get rewards based on how you placed in teams." Chris instructed.
"Team Victory you get a stick!" He threw the stick at the team, hitting Harold in the eye, breaking his lens.
"Aah, Gosh!" Harold exclaimed, holding his eye.
"Team I am the hottest person in the world, you get a goat!" He said as two interns walked in, carrying a small goat.
"Aww, he's so cute!" Owen and DJ exclaimed.
"Here goaty goaty goaty!" Owen patted his knees, in an attempt to get the goat to come to the team.
The goat, in return rammed Owen, sending the lub of tard a few feet back, landing on Noah.
"Uhh, he's strong, say as anyone seen Noah?" Owen asked.
Heather, Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney rolled their eyes at the blonde's stupidity.
"He's under you yo!"Ezekiel exclaimed, pointing under the big teen.
"Oh, sorry little buddy." Owen said, hugging the crumpled Noah.
"Kill me now." Noah creaked, before passing out.
"Hey! It's MY show, which means I get the spot light!" Chris turned the camera toward him.
"Team Warrior, you get a camel." Chef walked up, carrying the said animal in his arms.
"He kept tryin' to bite me so I put this muzzle on him, I didn't know, camel's could cause so much pain!" Chef yelled, dropping the animal and running off crying.
"So when I say go, you go. Ready Set No Set Ready... GO!" The contestants either ran or started riding their animal.
Team Warrior
The camel had stopped walking after a few feet.
"God camel go eh!" Ezekiel shouted, pushing the camel, to no effect. Then accidentally rammed his face into the camel's rear end.
"So Gwen, you maybe wanna go out sometime?" Cody nervously asked, fingers crossed, hopeful.
"No, Cody, just. . . no." She muttered, staring at Duncan and Courtney make out on the sand.
"Okay, that's okay." He said disappointed.
Then everybody was ready to go. Ezekiel, face covered in camel doo, noticed their was nowhere else to sit on the camel.
"Hey where am I supposed to sit eh?" He asked.
". . . . ."
They were moving, and everybody was on, including Zeke. Who was in the camel's mouth, which was hooked to his butt as the camel bit him.
"This hurts yo." He muttered.
"Shut it homeschool." Courtney shouted.
"But i-
Duncan rolled his eyes has he pulled the prarie boy onto Heather's lap.
"You have a visitor." Duncan muttered.
"Eww, get off!" She exclaimed, pushing Zeke into Cody's lap.
"Uhh, Hey." Cody said, blantly looking at the homeschooled teen.
"Hey eh, do you-
"No, just, no." Cody stared at Gwen.
Team Chris
The team, stacked ontop of each other, were riding there abusive goat.
"Uhh, Noah buddy wake up!" Owen lightly tapped Noah on the cheek.
"Ever sit on me again and you'll be gone, and I don't mean a regular elimination, an injury elimination." Noah threatned.
"Noah! Buddy!" Owen crushed Noah in a big hug.
"Uhh, life why do you hate me so!" He screamed, looking toward the now, redding sky.
Tyler and Lindsay, stacked upon each other, were talking about how Lindsay missed Tyler and Tyler came back saying that he was Tyler.
"No silly, you're Toby!" She giggled.
Tyler sighed in defeat.
"So, you're like. . really into Cody?" Izzy asked Sierra.
"Into him, we're meant for each other! I have 16 blogs, just about him! And y'know a couple for you guys. . .but seriously I love him." She exclaimed, creeping out everybody on her team, even Izzy.
"Wow, just, wow." Izzy muttered.
Team Victory
Alejandro was carrying Bridgette and LeShawna on his shoulders while DJ and Harold ran beside them.
"We were the first to leave, yet we're still losing!" Bridgette exclaimed.
"Hold on, shall I will get us an easier way to victory!" Shouted Alejandro, setting down the girls as he comunicated with a nearby jackrabbit.
*In Jackanese* "Will you please get your jackrabbit friends to make a makeshift land vehicle to get us to the Nile?"
*In Jackenese* Sure, but you'll owe us later!" Screamed the rabbit.
Then tons of other jackrabbits appeared then made a car big enough for the five and the first jackrabbit.
"Conseguir en todo el mundo!" Alejandro shouted as the team victory members and the jackrabbit got in the rabbitcar.
*In Jackenese* "You have to hide me in the storage on that dumb airplane that landed on my brother!" Yelled the small jackrabbit.
*In Jackenese* "Okay, okay!" Shouted the Latin.
Confession Cam: Alejandro
Alejandro stared at the camera.
"Esa liebre (Bleep) es un twerp! O sea, me queria follar ocultarlo en el avion! (Bleep) conejo!" Alejandro screamed.
End Confessional
"Good, you guys made it!" Chris exclaimed, as Team Warrior walked up to the host.
"Okay, so whe have to wait for the other teams." Chris explained.
About 20 minutes later, nobody else was there
"Uhh, I might just skip to eliminating all of them and go right to the final six." Chris groaned, exciting the final six.
"!" They cheered.
"You do know I was kidding." Chris said.
"Crap." The 6 said together.
"Finally!" Chris exclaimed when Team Victory arrived in their car.
"Whoa. . . that. . . is. . . AWESOME!"Chris shouted.
"Yeah I know." Alejandro said.
*In Jackenese* "Tell your friends they can go now." He said to the rabbit.
*In Jackenese* "Leave guys, I'll see you later."
"So, for the next challenge." Chris began.
"What!" The contestants shrieked.
"Back to what I was saying before I was inturrupted! You will have to weave a boat from hay and make it across the Nile, with your prize from the over or under challenge." Chris explained.
"Sounds easy enough." Sierra said.
"Oh yeah, with one hand tied to a teammates." Chris finished.
"Awwww, crap." Tyler muttered.
"What'd you say Tim?" Lindsay as the over achiever.
"Nothin' Linds." He said, wishing she'd know his name.
"And you'll get rewards for how you got here." Chris announced.
"Team I Am Sexy, sadly you get an anvil." Chris said much to the team's dismay.
"Team Victory you get 1 big gigantic rock." The team was a little more excited than Team Chris.
Chef walked up, carrying a rock three times the size of his head.
"You wanted this?" He put the rock down.
"Team Warrior, you get nothing for coming first." Chris told the team.
"All of your supplies are in that pile over there, now go!"
Warriors
"Luckily fo your guys, I'm a CIT so I no how to weave." Courtney boasted, starting to tie the hay into a boat.
"So, Gwen wanna go out?" Cody asked again.
"No Cody." Gwen groaned.
"So, tomorrow's out?" Cody wondered.
Gwen bent his arm backward.
"Ow, ow ow!" Cody screamed, taking his arm back.
"So, Ezekiel, you're an outcast aren't you?" Heather asked.
"Ah what?" The homeschooled teen was confused.
"You don't have any friends." Heather told the boy.
"Oh, yeah none, unless you count Beth and Lindsay from the end of the first season and Owen seems to like me eh." Ezekiel replied.
"They don't count. Listen, I'll take you and the new girl with me to the finals, deal?" The Manipulator asked.
"Uh, sure eh." Ezekiel didn't know what was happening.
"Okay."
"C'mon, it's done." Courtney had a huge smile on her face as she showed her team her boat, which wasn't nearly as bad as they thought it would be.
"Good job princess." Duncan kissed the mocha colored girl.
Chris
The team were struggling with their boat.
"Can anybody weave?" Noah asked.
"Yeah!" Sierra responded to the egghead.
"Why didn't you tell us, man?" Tyler asked.
"You never asked, plus I was thinking about Cody." Sierra looked up.
"Sierra! You need to weave!" Noah exclaimed, then the boat was done, with their goat, anvil and the contestants on it.
"Wow." the know it all said to himself.
Victory
"So, anyone know how to weave?" DJ asked.
"Yes, and no." Harold answered. "I took a weving class at Weaving Steve's Weaving Camp, but they failed me, after 2 hours of the class." Harold looked at the ground.
"Alejandro probably does." Bridgette blushed, as she looked at the latin.
"Si, I do but it's not very good." Alejandro sighed.
"Oh, it's okay Sugar." LeShawna told the latin, much to Harold's dismay.
"So, we're screwed." DJ muttered.
"Royally." Harold finished.
DJ and Harold sighed as they started to build the boat with Alejandro as the girls gushed at the latin.
"Team Victory is totally sucking right now as the only team not already making there way to the other side." Chris shouted at the losing team.
The boys started to build faster than the team was on their way, with the big rock.
Warriors
The team was in the lead with Team Chris right behind them.
"Hey, Team Chris is right behind us, yo!" Way to state the obvious, Zeke.
"Damn!" Duncan muttered.
"C'mon row faster guys!" Cody said, sitting behind Zeke as they looked at Team Chris.
"If only we had rocks to throw at them." Gwen said as Team Chris came up beside them.
Two alligators then jumped up, biting off the front end and the back end.
Chris
"Aaaah!" Noah screamed, looking at where his legs used to be. Then his legs popped out of the boat.
"Ah, my legs!" He relaxed.
Then they started to sink as the continued paddling as Team Warriors passed them.
"Faster!" Owen screamed as he tried to get the alligator hatched onto back off.
Victory
The team was getting closer to the sinking Team Chris and their goat.
"Poor goat." Bridgette thought a'loud.
"Yeah, um how do I get rid of this alligator Harold?"DJ asked.
"Bop it on the snout, it calms them down." The lanky nerd responded.
DJ looked down at his team's stick, then attempted to bop the alligator, but the animal ate the stick, unknowned to DJ's teammates.
"You get it Deej?" LeShawna asked the giant.
"Um, yeah." DJ said slowly.
"Good job DJ." Alejandro said, patting the brickhouse on the back.
Chris and Chef
"When are they going to be here, I'm hot!" Chris fanned himself, upset that his last ice cube melted.
"Well, The Warriors are in the lead pretty boy, Victory just passed your team, and your team is sinking." Chef panted in between breaths, as he just ran the entire length of the Nile.
"Oh, hurry up!" The host whined.
Then the Warriors pulled up with the other teams in tow.
"Warriors win!" Chris announced, much to the Team Victory's dismay who had just arrived.
"Team Victory, second!"
"And Team Chris, you lost. But if every team has their rewards from the team making challenge, there's no eliminations." Chris said to the three teams' glee.
The Warrior's reward was obviously visible, chewing on Ezekiel's touque.
The Chris' goat was glaring at Owen, who was slowly backing away from the animal.
And The Victories' reward wasn't that visible.
"You guys do have it right?" Chris asked.
"Yeah right DJ?" Bridgette asked.
"Umm, I lost it, an alligator ate it." DJ confessed, causing his teammates to glare at the giant.
"Team Victory, you lost, meet me at the elimination ceremony, and for right now let's leave this dump." Chris said.
Elimination
"This is the elimination." Chris announced.
"Alejandro, you saved your team from taking the anvil with the jackrabbit car."
"Bridgette, no highlights from you really."
"LeShawna, same for you."
"Harold, you were an annoying pain in the butt, this episode."
"And DJ, you cost your team the no elimination." Chris finished.
"And now for the barf bags, Alejandro, Bridgette, and LeShawna."
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. . . Harold, your safe. DJ, not that surprised that you were outed by your teammates, time to take the drop of shame, exits, that a-way." Chris jerked his thumb to the open door.
"Okay, I understand, see ya guys." DJ waved good bye and then jumped.
Team Warriors:Heather, Duncan, Ezekiel, Courtney, Gwen, and Cody
Team Chris: Noah, Izzy, Lindsay, Owen, Tyler, and Sierra
Team Victory: Harold, Alejandro, Bridgette, and LeShawna
Elimination Order: Ezekiel(Came back), DJ
So chapter 2