(after about thirty seconds Ross, Joey, and Chandler come running in)

Ross- O my god! What is it! Why did you scream!

Chandler- Yeah!

Joey- Is something wrong?

Monica – No! We just saw the biggest bug ever! It was so disgusting!

Rachel-(looking bewildered at Monica) What? (Monica gives her an anxious glance) Oh! Yeah, disgusting. But were fine now. I still feel sick. You can leave now.

Ross- No, I've been waiting long enough. Im going to stay here with you.

Rachel-No, No. You go head. Im fine.

Ross. Okay, but Im coming back in an hour, and don't try to stop me next time, ok?!

Rachel- OK honey. Love You.

Ross-love you too.( Leaves)

Rachel-(looks over to Monica, in the other bed) What was that about? You have always wanted a baby! Why did you push the guys out?

Monica- Well this would be my first biological child with him, and I want to have a romantic dinner with him, and spring it on him. It has been my dream to tell my husband that way since I was a little girl! Pleaase Rach!

Rachel- Okay. So how should I tell Ross? I don't know.

Monica- I don't know. Every woman is different. Maybe you should tell him now, and make him promise not to tell Chandler or Joey. Joey can never keep good secrets for too long.

Rachel- Okay, I'll tell him when he gets back. Do you want him to tell Chandler that we had food poisoning?

Monica- Why "we"? Chandler's my husband.

Rachel- Yeah, but it's a good cover up.

Monica- true. Okay, that's our story.

Ross- Okay, im here to stay. Did the doctor come in yet?( they knod) What did he say?

Rachel- Sit down Ross.

Ross- O my god, you have something aweful.

Rachel- No, no. I'm pregnant!

Ross- (stares at her a very long time) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my GOD! Rach! Another BABY! This is wonderful!..........(thinks alittle) what about Monica, whats wrong with you?

Monica- I'm pregnant too! What are the odds we would be pregnant at the same time! Isn't this wonderful. And to think that my chances were a million to one! Oh Im so excited!

Ross- You are! This is great news! Both of my favorite ladies are expecting!... Oh Jeese… What are we going to tell the guys?

Monica- Don't tell them, Ross! Rachel and I already are going to say that we had a bad case of food poisoning from Rachel's cookies.

Rachel- Hey why my cookies, you said before we left that you had a chillie salad! It could have been that!

Monica- Yeah, but Im the cook! You brought old cookies.

Rachel- That's true. Ok. So Ross don't tell the guys. It's our little secret, okay.

Ross- Okay. Fine

Chandler- Food poisoning? Well after what we had for dinner last night, Im surprised that I didn't get food poisoning. So are you Ok?

Monica- Yeah, the doctor gave me some tips, to stop throwing up so much. Where are then kids?

Chandler- Rachel took Emma, and Phoebe brought back the twins, so we're all alone…

Joey-Hey guys! We leavin?

Chandler- With Joey.

Monica- Lets go home. I feel so sick of hospitals. Lets get out of here.

Chandler- Ok, Joey, go back to your apartment. Monica needs some rest.

Monica-I love you.

Chandler- You too.

(the next day)

Ross- You have any morning sickness?

Rachel- no, not right now. I feel fine, but tired. And glad I didn't go to Paris!

Ross- me too! I would have missed you so much! (Talking to Rachel's stomach) And you too! My little baby!

Rachel- Try to be alittle quieter. Emma's taking a nap.

Ross- Sorry.

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