2. Making A Plan
Prom. Prom. Prom.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Ugh.
Usually, I would be jumping at the chance to spend my dipshit of a Dad's money on a gorgeous dress, but this year it's all a big drag. I want nothing to do with it. I don't even think Chase recognizes me, or even glances at me.
I mean, I try to send him hints by glancing at him in class, but he just looks away… Is there something on my face? Do I need to make one of those huge ass signs that says, "HEY CHASE, I'M OVER HERE. I'M SINGLE. AND I WANNA GO TO PROM WITH YOU!"
I'm actually kind of thinking of doing that now. Hmm.
But anyways, I'm guessing you wanna know the drama that happened today in school, huh? Well, today Jordan McFarland asked me to the prom along with a bunch of other dimwits. Big surprise there huh? Guess what I said to them? "No." "NO". "NO". "And oh, F**k off." Yeah. They wouldn't leave me alone.
And besides, I only want one guy. Chase.
Oh! I've decided that I am going to start a "checklist" type thing now. Maybe Chase will start paying attention to me. So, here's how the checklist works: I will put 3 to 5 things on the checklist, at least one of them being a good deed (helping the elderly- I love old people!-, volunteering, etc.) and others can be random things that I want.
So here's what I've started with:
MACEY MCHENRY'S WAY OF GETTING CHASE HARRISON TO NOTICE HER:
1. Volunteer at the local day-care center (Chase works there! Yee!)
2. Stop letting other guys do stuff for me (Maybe Chase will notice the other guys backing off, and grow some balls!
2. Get a kitten (Because I want one)
Thoughts? (Btw, these chapters will get much longer if I decide to continue)