A/N: Yes, I know my Play formatting isn't proper. Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn. XD

Thank you to my lovely review from Backyard Bottomslash. Here's your update:

Scene One.

SPK Headquarters

Near: *Picks up phone, dials*

Mafia Hideout: Mello's room

(Phone Rings)

Mello: *Picks up* Hello?

Near: Mello.

Mello: Near?! Why are you calling me?!

Near: I have a question.

Mello: This better be good.

Near: How often do you wash your hair?

Mello: What kind of question is that?!?

Near: A serious one.

Mello: (Suspiciously) Why do you want to know?

Near: An acquaintance of mine told me to ask you.

Mello: Acquaintance? Who?

Near: Backyard.

Mello: Backyard?! Is that a first name or a last?

Near: First.

Mello: What's the last name?

Near: Bottomslash.

Mello: Backyard Bottomslash?! What kind of name is that?

Near: What kind of name is Mello?

Mello: ….

Near: Oh, just answer the question.

Mello: Twice a day. I was my hair twice a day.

Near: Interesting…. *Hangs up phone*

Mello: *Growls, Hangs up*

SPK Headquarters

Near: *Turns Around* The answer is twice a day, Backyard.

Backyard: Thank you, Near.

End of Scene One.