TwiGirlsNextDoor's 12 Days of Christmas Writing Challenge; http:/www[.]twigirlsnextdoor[.]com/search/label/Contests
Collab: IcelandGirl812 and Mentalistecbm
Prompt: #4 and "The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is by singing loud for all to hear."
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: We don't own, but are not afraid to hurt those that try to steal.
AN: Erica - I'm rather fond of this one, heh. Muchos thankos to the Twi-girls for holding this contest, and Mental for being my wifey. I mean, collaber. And Rachel, for betaing.
"What do you mean you don't sing?"
"I mean I'm not a canary or a mermaid. I can't carry a tune worth shit."
"But... You're a fucking girl! Your voices are all soft and whatnot."
"Well, you're a fucking guy! Let's see you go fix my junky car."
"Only if you bring me lemonade while I'm fucking at it."
"I actually make quite good lemonade. Fresh-squeezed, not-too-sweet, not-too-tart..."
"Fucking unbelievable. You're..."
"Quite a fuck, in fact. Not that you'll ever get the chance to know that."
"As if I fucking want you, in the first place. Bitch isn't my type."