Xena Quinn: Sorry I killed off Ivy in the last chapter! Thats the only reason she didn't say anything. =.= I'm abit ADHD so sorry if some of the characters I use aren't continued... I'll get an idea and write it down- forget about the other characters and never use them again! So sowwy!
Harley: So she apologized! If you love Red sorry she didn't continue her!
Xena Quinn: It's not my fault! My computer was destroyed last week from my psychotic older sister!
Harley: You dont have a sister O.o
Xena Quinn: Well guess what I imagine I have one! So what?! .
Joker POV
So it was a dream... Everything about Xena and Harley was a dream? I know this right here is real... So why is it like this? This Harley doesn't seem interested in me whatsoever. I heard some say "Dad..." But I wasn't sure if it was real or not... "Xena?" I knew this was a dream because I was waking up from the voice of my sweet Xena. "Dad! Wake up its just a dream! You're asleep! Wake up!" I could hear Xenas voice now... The small girl who had been taken from me now awoke me from my never-ending dream? I laughed as I woke up "Dad, we're in the batcave!" Xenas smile just made me so happy I could die right then. "Oh... Hm didn't it burn to the ground though? I mean the batcave?" She shook her head "You've been asleep for a month now... You kept muttering something about pain saying I was murderer?" She looked at me, my eyes turned to her in horror "What month is it?" I asked looking at her "DAD!" She yelled back "Kidding... But seriously what month is it?" I shook my head walking around a bit. "It's October..." she looked down and walked over too a tray. "Oh it's almost your birthday?" She nodded. "Oh you're awake..." A deeper and darker voice said as the one the only Bruce Wayne stepped out of it. All seemed to spin off as I felt dizzy "W-what the heck is going on?" I fell to the ground holding my head. "Dad!"
Batman POV
So he's awake and he's going to come back to fight for his delusional daughter. Maybe it was wrong to take her away, eh. "You're going back to Arkham Joker." I said under my breath holding him up to the light. "But first, how did you even get a daughter?" I hissed at him.
"Well if you must know..." he started as he laughed, "Xena was a -ahem- regular child until you locked Harley up in Arkham!" he yelled spitting in my face. "It was all your fault! She went mad because of you! Because of your stupid experiments and that stupid Arkham! Anyways where was I? Oh yes... Hm... The old Creeps had just kidnapped Harley, I saved her... The usual. But something was different that day... Something happened in between her and I... And tatatatatata at-at-ata-ta da! Xena was born nine months later!" The joker smiled, "October 31st I'll never forget it! Such a happy day for me! I finally had a daughter~~~~~ an heir!" His laughs filled the air as his smile grew, "Xena! oh! My sweet Xena! Becoming mad due to the mean ol' Batsy! Batsy was so mean to her mother she became mad and angry at the world! She couldn't handle it anymore! She was just like me~~~" He said looking at Xena, he whispered something I couldn't hear but the next thing I knew I blacked out. When I awoke I was in a cell, it was cold and black.
Xena POV
"Riddle me this, riddle me that where is your old foe the bat?" Riddler asked my dad, "Well hear me loud and clear the batman is no where near." Dad said back holding a gun to Edwards head. "Aw Mr. J don't kill 'im." I said back acting as my mother (Who was mia at the moment.) "I won't not yet at least. Nygma I need you to build me a..." Dad was cut off by an unexpected scream, "The heck?" I asked looking around too see no one but, that's right, Robin. "Where the hell is he?!" the small batboy yelled, "In a secret location." I said back in a high pitched British accent. Dad looked at me and raised an eyebrow, before I knew anything he was behind Robin holding a knife to his neck. "Tell me batboy have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" and with that he killed my love. "ROBIN!" I yelled not knowing his true identity. My father... He... He... He killed my one love... But then again he killed dad... My REAL dad. This body my father has right now is the old robins... I shook my head. "Dad... You... You... Killed my love!" all I really knew about robin was that he was cute, he was the same age as me and he was dead. Tears strung down my eyes, hitting my fathers chest. "You murderer! You murdered my love!" I yelled at him as he took my arms and slapped me across the face.
The jokers eyes stared right back at mine. My face was red from the slap but it didn't hurt. I lost feeling in my face years ago from him slapping me... "I can't put up with you anymore..." I said pulling the small chip off the back of his neck. "You can have your body back when you act nicer towards me!" I yelled as he turned back to Tim Drake. Still, tears continued to run down my cheeks. "My fathers dead.. My loves dead... What's next my mother dies?" I asked myself as I saw the Dark knight himself appear. Tears just continued to roll down my cheeks as I was pulled into a hug by the man in the bat costume.
"Batman please send me back to the asylum..." I muttered putting my head against his chest. I really couldn't take this life anymore. It'd be better in Arkham. Maybe... Maybe it would... I was taken back to Arkham and I saw all my old friends again. Puppet,the son of scarecrow, was the first to greet me. We had our usual conversation then back to the cells. The kids always had cell partners mine was the son of the mad hatter. next to our cell was the daughter of Bane, Kalia, and the daughter of clayface, Annie. Then in the other one next to ours was the cell of Macie and Kacie the twin sons of Catwoman. Then there was my old cell mate Phantom his father is unknown his mother on the other hand was no other then Poison Ivy. Phantom took after his father more then his mother, barely talking, never showing his face, getting in trouble with the guards. The alarms suddenly went off and just as I thought Phantom ran past my cell, "Xena?" he asked running into a wall. Aw, I remember now... He only talked to me... I have no idea why he did but he did... Soon the guards came and grabbed phantom to drag him off in the other direction. "Poor Erik... Almost made it to." Ash muttered laying on my bed, "Hey get off of my bed." I said not even turning around. "Aw come on Xe, Le'me lay here a bit." he said back, I turned around and threw a knife, barley missing his head. "get off." I said quickly grabbing the knife out of the wall. "Fine... Cirque Xe Quinn." Ugh... My super villain name... It was time to go to our "play room" as the guards call it.
"No fair I have to wear this while at the play room I'm twelve for good ness sake!" I yelled pulling on the plain straight jacket, "They realize once they leave I'm taking this thing off right?" Ash nodded as we walked and entered the play room. The guards left and I pulled off the straight jacket, "Hello Arkham! I'm back and that's right I'm taking over once again!" I heard over the PA system. "Phantom..." I muttered looking around, "That's right the great Cirque Xe Quinn is back!" he was doing an impression of me again, like he always did causing trouble for me. "Hello Xena you didn't tell me you were coming back." Phantom smiled kissing my hand, his black mask scratched my hand a bit but it didn't hurt much. "Erik. I've missed you so much." I threw myself into a hug accidentally tackling him. "Hey what's this?" Puppet asked grabbing the small chip, it hung on to his neck. He screamed and fell on to the floor as his body twitched and became white, his hair became green and he grew a few inches. "Aw it's great to be back." he said getting up, "Eh, I didn't like Puppet anyway." Kalia said looking at the kid version of the Joker. "Xena, for locking me up in that chip you know what to do." Dang it no, no, NO! I screamed in my head awaiting for a slap to come across my face, instead I felt nothing. I saw Macie and Kacie holding my dad back, and Phantom was holding his face. "My mask... Where's my mask?" he asked looking around for it. Erik wasn't like normal people he had two permanent bruises around his eyes so he had to cover his face. I found the mask and handed it too him. "Thank you..." I said hugging him, "It's no problem..." Macie and Kacie couldn't hold Joker in puppets body back for long, soon I felt pain in my back. And I was on the ground leaning into Erik's lap. "Xena!" He yelled as I passed out.
Erik/Phantom POV
No! Not again I won't lose her again! "Guard!" I yelled holding her head up slightly, "What happened?!" The guard asked bursting in seeing the Joker and Xena in my lap. "He hurt her again! It's the joker in puppets body!" Macie yelled pointing towards the Joker, the called the doctor and Puppets father. The doctors rushed in and grabbed Xena as tears rolled down my eyes. Poor Xena... I used to be abused by my mother but not as bad as this... Please save Xena... Help her doctors... Please!
And back to Xena POV
I woke up with extreme pain in my back. Looking around I saw familiar faces of my loved ones. My mom, phantom, Macie and Kacie, Kalia and Annie. All my friends... "Where's dad?" I asked looking around the room to see Puppets body across from me. "The chip... The chip! Dads still in Puppets body right?! Well I can fix him!" I jumped off the bed and took the chip off his neck. His body twitched and jumped as he turned back to the Luke and Puppet I used to know. "Puppet~~~ wake wakie I made ya eggs and bacie Puddin!" and with that he sat straight up on the bed. "Eggs? Bacon? Where?" Ash asked rushing into the room, "It's fake go back to our cell." I said shooing him off. "About that... They thought since I used to go what you are going through they would make me your cell partner so I could protect you!" Annie nodded at what Phantom said and a huge smile grew on my face.
As soon as we got back to our cells, we had our psychiatrist sessions in the "play room." The session was just all of us in a room talking to Dr. Strange's son, Zak Strange. Apparently I would have to wear the straight jacket once again. "Okay today i would like you all to introduce yourself using your real names and villain names." Zak said in his non-American accent, "Jawhol!" I said standing up, taking off the straight jacket. "Let's see... I'm Xendra Quinzeel daughter of Joker and Harley Quinn, Villain name is Cirque Xe Quinn." I laughed walking around, "Then there's my friends Erik Jones a.k.a Phantom, Ash Hatter a.k.a Ash, Luke Crane a.k.a Puppet, Macie and Kacie twin sons of Catwoman those are their real names, Kalia daughter of Bane Kalias her real name and then Annie daughter of clayface." I finished sitting back down. "Interesting how long have you known each other hm?" he asked looking at all of us. "Oh you want to hear a story?" Kalia and Ash asked looking at the doctor, "Pull up a chair and listen."
Xena: This story is a bit confusing so were going to take a small break to explain somethings to you!
Erik: Okay Hi! I'm phantom son of Poison Ivy my dads unknown.
Luke: Hello dere! I'm Puppet! Son of scarecrow my mums name is Rachael.
Ash: I'm Ash, dad expected me to be a girl and was going to name me Alice but since I was born as a guy... My names Ash!
Kalia: I'm Kalia my dad is bane~
Macie: Hi I'm Macie
Kacie: And I'm Kacie
Both: Our mothers Catwoman!
Annie: -uses sign language to say 'Hi I'm Annie daughter of clayface, I'm mute.'-
Xena: And last but defiantly not least! Me! Xena Quinn, Hi! I'm the daughter of Joker and Harley Quinn! I'm also the newest Houdini in the world~ Kay back to the story!
Regular POV
Annie created herself to be like a tv as they all sat Zak down in a chair. They got behind the tv and began acting it out. "First we begin our story at jokers mansion where Harley an Xena were planning her sixth birthday party. "Mum, I want people at this party but not the goons... Maybe some of daddy's friends have kids and they can come over!" Xena said unwrapping some streamers, "Mm I'll ask sweetie." Later Harley asked the Joker and he agreed, saying that Xena could pick seven people to come over. She chose the following: Phantom, Ash, Puppet, Kacie and Macie, Kalia and Annie. The next day was her birthday and they all showed up as planned; Until, the birthday presents were opened. First was Phantoms, he gave Xena a giant Venus flytrap, next up was Puppet's he gave Xena some make up, after that was Ash, who gave her a hat, then Macie and Kacie the twins bought (or stole) some jewels for Xena, Kalia got her a hairstyling kit and finally Annie who gave Xena some clay and paint.
But there was one more gift not opened yet, it was from unknown addressed to Joker. "Dad you have a package!" Xena yelled up to her dad, who just said to open it for him. As Xena slowly took off the wrapping of the present, something caught her eye, a spark! A spark! The present was a bomb! Everyone got out safely except Harley who was taken back to Arkham. And that's how we met but that wasn't the first time Phantom and Xena had met, but that's a story for a different day." Kalia finished as everyone clapped and Annie turned back into a person.
"Aw interesting." Zak said standing up and walking around the room, "Everyone back to your cells now." he said shooing them off. "I need more research on them... They're all very interesting cases especially Xena."
Xena POV
Back in my cell I decided to sing a song in honor of robin.
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Huh no maybe? Is that so?
Have you ever danced with my father in the moonlight?
Yes oh no it's sad truly bad
Have you ever danced with his heir in the pale moonlight?
Uh no huh? Let's change that
He didn't gave to a second chance. I'm so sorry he can't.
Now that he's gone from my life. My only love who can hold me up in the darkness of the shadows! Oh oh oh.
So I'll ask you again have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yes no? Is that so too bad for you my dear.
If you don't please don't dare to touch that over there that's the box with the key
The key to eternity~
No please don't walk towards the eternal night waits for you at the other end.
So I'll ask you once again have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
The song ended I smiled as I saw a shadow that looked like robin pass across the pale harvest moon. "Your one love? But Xe I'm still alive." Phantom said too me doing his best robin impression, "Phantom.. Not you someone else..." I could feel Phantoms hatred towards everything, now. He stared at the back of my head as I sensed him take out something and place it on himself. "Hello Xena, dear it's been too long now where we're we oh yes..." my fathers voice said as I was thrown across the room. "Erik..." I muttered getting up, only to receive a slap across my face and a punch to my side. "Why Erik...? I thought... I thought..." I said being kicked in my leg, "Erik's not here leave a message at the beep." And I passed out once more. Pain can't take over my life... I remembered a quote in my sleep ""One word
Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love.""
I woke up a bit and said, "I love you Erik." before passing out once more.
Erik/Phantom POV
The joker part took over my body this was a mistake... Seeing Xena get hurt again... It was horrible. "I love you too Xena." and with that I gained enough power to tear the chip off of my skin, As I called the doctor once more. I can't let her get hurt again. You did this! The joker! He lives inside of me now... Waiting for the right moment to strike... I'm sorry Xena.
Xena POV
I forgive you Erik... I know you were just mad at me... But still... Do you not realize if you share something with my dad and wear the chip once, he lives inside of you and can take over your mind and body? Erik please be okay. I love you more then anything right now. All I can think about is you... How we met... And how we got together in Arkham...
"Hey red would you like to bring Erik ova for a play date with Cirque?" my mom asked in her high-pitched British accent, I couldn't hear Aunty Reds reply but I did know Erik -whoever this was- was coming over later. Sooner then I thought the doorbell rang and in ran a small boy with black hair, a black cape and a black mask. I ran over to my mother and grabbed her hand, she introduced me to this Erik and told me that he preferred Phantom. I laughed at the name Phantom which resulted in a glare from the boy. "I'm Xena welcome to my home." I said putting my hand out for a hand shake I never received, instead I got a call from my dad to come up to his office. Once I got there, he slapped me across the face and told me to treat guests better... I guess he was right since when you're in Arkham and need someone to protect you from the bad things you need a friend. A good friend. That's what Phantom was.
As we got to know each other more, we also grew farther apart. It had soon turned into a crime war. 'Cirque vs Phantom' ,as the citizens of Gotham called it, raged on for three years until we were captured and moved into Arkham. I soon became friends with my old friends: Ash, puppet, Macie and Kacie, Annie, and Kalia, but not Phantom. I had to share a cell with him and he still didnt like me, mumbling something about a broken heart in his sleep. When one night the mumbling just stopped... And when I turned to see what was going on... Phantom was gone and the door was wide open. I heard some grunting and ran out into the hallway to see him being beaten by some people that looked like cell-mates from the older part of Arkham (You see the west side is for the older members and the east side is for the younger members.) "Stop!" I yelled running toward them with my staff, "Touch Erik again and I'll kill you all without a second thought!" I yelled again scaring them off. "You owe me one Erik." I said flicking him on the nose before returning to the cell. After that Erik just sorta only talked to me, refusing to talk to his psychiatrist and only wanting to talk to me about his problems... His story made me cry time to time and then he would turn around and listen to my problems.
My fun house was no longer full of the evil clowns that haunted me when Erik came along.
They were all gone. Until that day dad broke me out... He said Erik was useless to us and I forgot about him entirely. My fun house filled with evil clowns again. Taking over every part of my mind. Twisting and turning. Distorting and pushing. Until my mind was completely mad... I forgot what it was to be sane... I feel it again... Thank you Phantom.
Joker POV
Thank you for putting the chip on Erik! I'm now apart of you forever! I laughed, causing Erik to laugh to. "Joker I know you're apart of me now by could you be quiet?" He asked me, Nope, nuh huh don't wanna! "Then stop quoting yourself?" JAWHOL! I laughed to myself as Erik fell asleep. Nighty night. While your asleep I'm taking over this body.
Xena Quinn: Sorry about not continuing Riddler! Again I'm ADHD... Let's just say Robin killed him.
Joker: I got to kill Robin?! YIPPEEEEE
Robin: You realize she's writing another story where I get my revenge right?
Joker: Shoot o.o