(A/N: It turns out it's been a while since I've seen this episode. Yes, I know I messed up a few things, but the whole purpose of this is to get cheap laughs.)
"Okay people!" MM said, "Are you READY!!!"
"Not really!" Everyone said.
"Well too bad! We're starting anyway!"
Episode 001: Help Wanted
It was a beautiful day in Hyrule. The cuccos were clucking, the sun was shining, and a certain cel-shaded pip-squeak was waking up to the sound of…
"HEY!"
Navi was flying around Link, acting as an alarm clock/pet. "Hey! Heyheyhey! Heyheyheyheyheyhey! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"
"WHAT!" Link shouted. "I'm trying to get some sleep! What's so important that you have to yell like that!"
"I'm a fairy!" Navi said, "Fairies yell!"
"Celia didn't." Link mumbled.
"What was that!?" Navi shouted.
"Nothing!" Link said hurriedly, "So what am I going to do this morning Navi?"
"Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Mwuhahahahahahaha!"
"What?"
"Nothing. I meant, you gotta get a job at the Green Fairy!"
"Tch, what kinda name is the Green Fairy?" Link mumbled.
"I heard that!" MM yelled.
"Sorry! Sorry." Link said. He looked at a piece of paper hidden under his pillow. "Lessee. After Navi says 'Green Fairy' I say that. Okay! Ahem. I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Several minutes later…"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" Link stopped in front of a horribly decorated building. "There it is. The finest eating establishment Hyrule has to offer. The Green Fairy! I can do this. I can do this!" Link took one step and fell. "I can't do this! Wahhhhhhhhh!"
Skullkid walked up to a crying Link. "Whazzup buddy?" Skullkid said, "Didja get the job yet?"
"I can't do it Skullkid!" Link whined. "I'm not worthy enough to work there!"
"Sure you are buddy!" Skullkid said, "Who's first words were 'I'm ready?' Yours!"
"Actually, my first word was 'Die ya stinkin Moblin!'" Link said.
"That doesn't matter! Cause you're gonna run up there and demand that job! Who's ready?"
"I'm ready!"
"Who's ready?"
"I-I-I-I-m-m-m-m-m ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
"What's he dancing about?" Linebeck said while he was scrubbing 'Linebeck sucks!' off the door. His eyes wandered to a sign on the window. It had two words on it. Help Wanted. Linebeck's eyes widened and he dashed into the restaurant. "Mr. Tingle! Mr. Tingle!"
"What is it lad?" Tingle asked.
"Lock the doors! Close the windows! We have to hurry cause he's coming!" Linebeck said.
"He?" Tingle asked. "Who's he?"
Link dashed into the Green Fairy. "I'M READY!!!!"
"Him." Linebeck said meekly.
"Hello fairy crew! I'm here to get that job!" Link said.
"Oooooohh!" Tingle said, "A fairy! Hello mister fairy!"
"Um, Tingle sir?" Linebeck said, "He's not a fairy."
"What are you doing here mister fairy?" Tingle asked.
"Forget it." Becky said.
"I'm here to fill in that vacant position!" Link said.
"Well mister fairy, as much as I love fairies, I'm afraid you're not quite what we're looking for." Tingle said.
"Aw, come on." Link said, "I'll be a great worker. Ask Linebeck, he'll vouch for me!"
Linebeck and Tingle ran into a corner. Linebeck took a deep breath. "No." They went back to Link.
"Okay mister fairy," Tingle said, "I'll hire you, but only if you get me a little something."
"What is it?" Link asked, "I'll do anything. Anything."
"Lessee," Tingle started, "I want you to get me a magic object with…optional airbags and a GPS system…with one of those snack compartment things and a portable DVD player…that's also hydrodynamic with a MP3 player. Do you think you can get me that?"
"Aye, aye sir!" Link said. He ran out of the Green Fairy.
Tingle and Linebeck started laughing. "Hahaha! He'll never find anything like that!" Linebeck said.
"You got that right Mr. Linebeck!" Tingle said.
"A hydro-what?" The pair continued laughing. Outside a bunch of buses parked around the Green Fairy. Tingle stopped laughing. "Linebeck, stop laughing."
"Why?" Linebeck asked.
"Because I smell something," Tingle said, "A smelly smell. The type of smell that is a smelly smell that smells…smelly." Tingles eyes widened. "Moblins."
"What? What was that?" Linebeck asked.
"MOBLINS!!!" Tingle shouted. A huge crowd of Moblins invaded the building chanting "Food! Food! Food!"
"HOLD ON!!!" Linebeck shouted. The chaos ceased. "Can't all of you just get in a single file line like you're supposed to?" The Moblins did nothing, then chaos ensued. Linebeck and Tingle climbed up a convenient pole as Moblins flooded the building.
Meanwhile…Link went to Malo Mart to find Tingle's object. "Malo Mart, Malo Mart, for all your stupid needs." Link chanted.
Back at the Green Fairy…Tingle and Linebeck were cowering on top of the pole s waves of hungry Moblins tried to attack them.
"Is this how it ends?" Linebeck asked.
"Aye Mister Linebeck, I'm afraid so." Tingle answered.
"Goodbye, Tingle."
"Goodbye, Linebeck."
In what they thought was their last moments, Link suddenly crashed in inside a Mercedes-Benz and yelled to Tingle, "I got it sir! A magical object with optional airbags, a GPS system, a snack compartment, with a DVD player, MP3 player, and it's hydrodynamic! Can you believe this was the last one?"
"Never mind that mister fairy, just help us!" Tingle shouted.
"Aye, aye, sir!" Link shouted. Strange happy music floated into the room. A montage of Link doing stuff ensues. Link took out the Master Sword and started beating the crap out of the Moblins.
Later…The Green Fairy is filled with dead Moblins. Tingle stared open-mouthed at Link. "That was amazing mister fairy!" Tingle said. "You deserve a reward for what you've done!"
"You mean…" Link started.
"Yes! You got the job!" Tingle said.
"Yipeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" Link shouted as he did a double backflip.
"But Mr. Tingle!" Linebeck said, "You can't hire him!"
"I can and I did." Tingle said, "Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna take this baby out on a ride!" Tingle hopped into the Mercedes and drove into his office.
Skullkid walked into the Green Fairy. "Good morning Fairy Crew!" Skullkid said.
"Hi Skullkid!" Link said, "What'll you have?"
"One Magic Muffin!"
Link's eyes narrowed and he took out his sword. "Um, what are you doing with that?" Link jumped on Skullkid and started stabbing him repeatedly while the happy music came back on. "Tingle!" Linebeck said, "Tingle! Look at what he's doing! Look at your new employee!"
Two hours later…MM walked up to Link, who was still stabbing an already dead Skullkid. "Um, Link?" MM asked. "You've been stabbing him for two hours, don't you think you should stop?"
Link stopped. "You've got a point MM. Wait a minute, who's going to replace Skullkid now?" Link asked.
"Don't worry about that." MM said. MM grabbed a random Kokiri. "Hey, can you go into the Lost Woods for me?"
"Sure!" the Kokiri said.
Later…A skullkid came wandering into the studio. "What happened?" Skullkid asked.
"Oh nothing," MM said, "Hey, why don't you try this mask on…I bet it would look good on you…"
(A/N: I forgot to say that karate is magic so there, I said it)