Out of lack of ideas, our OOC heroes decide to go on a road trip...
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LAST TIME!
"TO THE PLOT-MOBILE! AWAYYYYY!!"
NOW, IN THE PLOT-MOBILE!
"Just toss him in the back seat." I told Riku, who was holding a Roxas who had been tranquilized and tied up. Riku nodded, tossing him in the back and causing him to hit his head on the car door. He probably wouldn't feel that when he woke up. Probably.
Riku got in the driver's seat and I sat in the passenger's seat. After much convincing, I had finally allowed him to drive. And now we were going on a road trip to "Reef Needs A Plot City" to figure out how I was going to write a first chapter. After a few minutes of silent driving, the tranquilizer wore off and Roxas woke up moaning about his "head hurting." Whatever. I just threw a knife at him that I found under the seat (making him scream in pain) and told him to shut up. I loved Roxas, really, but he complained too much.
Then we ended up running over Kairi ("accidentally") and Riku temporarily slipped out of my control, stepping on the brake. I let him have his moment, where he jumped out of the car and screamed as Kairi's already dead (or seriously injured) body was suddenly attacked by the pack of wolves from a roleplay I had joined a long, long time ago. No, sillies, they didn't eat her, they just bit her a whole lot. Because they're half-human... that would be gross. Then, just to make sure she was dead, Netari came, grinned, and shot Kairi, before disappearing. Netari was gay, and he had always loved Leon, yet he hated Kairi for no good reason.
I just hated her because she stole Sora's love.
Riku mourned for Kairi for a whole three seconds before I took complete control over him again. He nudged her body with his foot, shrugged, and turned around to walk back to the car. We started driving again, and then Roxas began complaining.
"Why am I tied up? LET ME GO!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed, turning around to pull the knife from his side, causing him to yelp. "ROXAS! I LOVE YOU, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE FAN GIRLS!"
"But you're a fan girl!" he complained.
"THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU A RIGHT TO TURN DOWN MY OBSESSIVE PROTECTION OF YOU!"
Sora munched on popcorn. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Everybody became silent, except for Sora, who repeated the same thing over and over again... Sora, who appeared out of nowhere...
And then I ran out of ideas and decided to cut this short. Baii!~