"Hawkeye, we have an emergency. General Butler has come to the base," Radar exclaimed.
"General Butler! Here! This is bad," Hawkeye exclaimed.
"If General Butler sees the camp in such a state of disarray, he will send all of us to the brig," Radar exclaimed.
"We need to make the camp seem better than it actually is in order to trick the general. But first, I would like to open this package to see what my dad has sent me," Hawkeye lamented.
Radar left and Hawkeye picked up the scalpel and sliced gingerly through the packaging. Soon the packaging was shed on the floor, like the shed skin of a snake which is shedding, exposing a delicate cardboard box. The box was sealed shut with packaging tape. Taking the scalpel in his hand, Hawkeye cut through this too. Then he set to the task of opening up the box. There were four flaps in total. First he opened the two flaps on the top, then he opened the two flaps beneath the two flaps on the top. Then he turned the box upside down and shaked it until its contents came tumbling out. Inside of the box was a walkie-talkie. There was also a note.
The note said, "Hawkeye, I bought this walkie-talkie from a man in a store. The man said it was a magic walkie-talkie that allows its owner to communicate with dead spirits. I didn't believe him at first, but after I left I came back the next day and the store had vanished. Therefore I am sending you this walkie-talkie because you are at war and could probably make much better use of it than I ever can."