Alright, NO MORE YOUTUBE. Even though I'm constantly smacked by plot bunnies while on that damn site, it distracts me from my other fics.
Naruto: *the Naruto from my dimension comes out of nowhere* Hey, Sora-nii-san!
Sora: *Comes out of nowhere, as well* Eh? What is it, Naru?
Naruto: How much you wanna bet how long she'll stay off of Youtube?
Kitsune-Hime: *sweatdrops* Really guys? You're betting how long it'll take? -_-"
Naruto: *stares blankly at me* You do realize that because of youtube, you barely do ANYTHING ELSE but watch SasuNaru vids?
Kitsune-Hime: …
Naruto: That's what I thought, bitch.
Sora: …Anyway…I'll bet you a whole box of doughnuts. she'll get back on in five minutes.
Naruto: YOU'RE ON, NII-SAN!
Warnings: Yaoi, Mentioned SasuNaru and RiSo, PuzzleShipping and a little OCCness for characters.
"Okay, tell me AGAIN, why you have this as a something you HAVE to do?" Yugi asked, scowling at Naruto and Sora who laughed nervously. They were in the resort, more specifically, in the library that Jasmine had created specifically so her closest friends could swing by and relax while their world was frozen in time to keep any huge events from happening and possibly causing the place to implode on itself.
"It's really not our fault. Jasmine decided that in order to keep the universe from having some sort of invasion by assholes that think with their dicks, that we should have a 'Seme-Uke Week'. Of course, as you can obviously guess…it's enjoyable to the Semes…not the Ukes…" Sora explained again.
Yugi nodded. "And we're a part of the ukes?"
Sora and Naruto nodded sadly in unison, causing Yugi sputter a little before coming up with a question.
"Can't we Seme?"
This caused the blond and brunette to share a look before Sora shrugged.
"Well…we used to be able to Seme every other year…"
"Then, Jasmine bet off our Seme rights…"
Silence.
"She bet them off?" Yugi looked at the two before him in disbelief.
"Yeah," Naruto started, "With Micheal, her boyfriend. He always comes by and bets that her aim is worse than his-"
"They have a contest-" Sora inserted.
"Jasmine gets distracted ('MOSTLY BY PENNIES!' Sora added) and ends up sending her attack at someone's face," Sora nodded.
"Last time, it was Kiba's."
The blond could be heard laughing maliciously in a corner, "The damn bastard had it coming; no one calls me a bitch. NO ONE."
Yugi stared at the blond with concern while Sora tried to resist having his hand meeting his face.
"Anyway…" Yugi's attention snapped back to the brunet. "Don't be fooled by the name. It actually lasts a month and happens every four-five months or-"
"WHAT?!" The newbie couldn't believe it; with each word uttered, this thing sounded worse and worse.
Naruto gave a somber look as if to say, 'I feel your pain.'
Yugi groaned, "I'm not going to enjoy this…"
Yami's smirk only grew the more Riku and Sasuke talked, but he still need to be assured of one little thing…
"So…" The ancient spirit began once the explanation was over. Sasuke stared at the one way mirror; the only thing separating him from Naruto in the other side of the library. The blond just looked so desirable when he was being vengeful. He refocused his attention on Yami when he heard the other speak.
He had little idea of what to expect from him, but if Riku tolerated and was actually willing to strike conversations with the man, he must not be annoying.
"Once the week begins, and we catch them they have no way of escaping us, right." It sounded more like statement than question. Sasuke inwardly smirked; he might actually like the guy if this was how he is.
"Certainly. Once you catch them, there are hormones that keep them from escaping." Riku answered, not losing a beat.
Yami smirked. He was going to enjoy this…
Actually, I have created this in my universe. It's sort of funny.
And I DO bet off their Seme rights. I actually had a boyfriend named Micheal who'd I play against since he'd ACTUALLY say I fail at aiming. xD
~Kitsune-Ohime-Sama~