Death Note Host Club
Authors Note: Yay, its summer time and I have time to write fanfiction again. When I started Death Note Host Club, I wanted to do something a little different from Blind Date: Death Note Edition (which I want to continue later this summer). I like to do more than one reviewer at a time and have the entire thing take place at the host club room.
Just a little more info. I hope you enjoy.
Day 1
"Alright everyone, I thought that we would open today's host club with a musical theatre theme," said Mari, standing up on the stage.
"Why do we have to do themes," asked Near.
"Because its fun and I like to dress up," said Mari.
"Well, as long as it's reasonable and impersonal," sneered Near.
"Now , here are of all the characters you hosts will be playing," said Mari, her finger going down the list on her clipboard," Light how would you like to be the phantom of the Opera?"
"What? Cover this gorgeous face!" yelled Light, shrinking back in horror.
"Well, then how about Sweeny Todd?" she said.
"Do I get to carry a sharp razor," he asked, hopefully.
'No, but if you don't shut up, I might be using one," she scowled.
Mari returned to the list on her clipboard, "Misa you you'll be Galinda from Wicked."
"Yay," said Misa, jumping up and down," pink, pink, …………"
"Now Matt and Mello you will be Pirates from Pirates of Pinzanze."
"Can I be a video game playing pirate?" asked Matt.
"No," said Mari," and Mello can't be a chocolate eating pirate."
"Arrr," growled Mello, "tis a bitter life we led."
Mari returned to the list on her clipboard," looks like L will be playing the Phantom and Near will be…
"And Near will be what," Near asked, eyeing her suspiciously.
"You'll be the cowardly lion," she said quickly.
"I sorry I didn't catch that," he said," I'll be the what?"
"The cowardly Lion," she said, smiling sheepishly.
"Oh, he'll look so adorable," said Misa.
"What about me?" asked Matsudo, eagerly.
"You will be Radames from Aida," said Mari.
"All right, I'm Italian!" cheered Matsuda.
"Radames was Egyptian, Matsuda," said Mari, in a tired voice.
"Even better!" said Matsuda, now jumping up and down with Misa and dancing around in a circle.
"It's hard to tell which of those two is the girl," sneered Mello.
"Coming from the guy wearing a crop top," scoffed Matsuda.
"All right guys quit fighting and change into costumes, "said Mari, shoving various articles of clothing at all of them.
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It was early morning when Mari made her grand entrance into the hallway, where a crowd of eager girls, of various ages, stood waiting.
"Greeting ladies, welcome to our host club," said Mari, scattering the air with rose petals," we are but servants to make all you dreams come true.
Please see master Watari over there to request the host of your choice and we will have you seated as soon as possible."
Mari smiled brightly as she closed the doors once again and turned to the hosts sitting at each table.
"Now listen here you slobs," she said, pointing the pencil of evilness at them," its 200 hundred pushups for every unhappy girl."
"Hey, we can't be certain they will like us," Mello complained.
"Speak for yourselves," said Light," I always give the ladies what they want."
"Wait a minute," said Misa," I don't think I like this."
"Look Misa," said Mari," a sparkly!"
"Where?" she said, quickly distracted to the other side of the room.
"The ladies are all ready to come in," Watari interrupted her.
"Alright, show them in," said Mari, placing her pencil back into her hair.
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"L," said Mari," do you have a sister?"
"No I don't think so, why?" asked L.
"See that girl coming in right now?"said Mari.
"You mean the one with a long sleeve white shirt, blue jeans, bare feet, messy black hair, and dark circles under her eyes?"
"Doesn't she remind you of some one?"
"Nobody comes to mind?" said L with a shrug.
"You L! She look just like you," said Mari.
"I don't see it," said L.
The girl walked up to the couch and squatted with her knees up to her chest," my name is Yukime and I can see that you are of a superior intellect."
"I like this girl," said L, with a big grin.
"Yeah, it looks like you made contact with your mother ship," sighed Mari.
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"Oh Light, you are such a handsome Sweeny Todd, "sighed one of the girl, pouring his tea and handing it to him with a whimper.
"I know," he said, admiring his reflection in a spoon.
"I think you even hotter as him then Johnny Depp," another of the girls simpered.
"That peasant, don't mention him in my presence," said Light, taking her cake away from her and eating it while giving her a scornful stare.
"Do you like Sweeny Todd," said the first girl, trying to scoot her chair closer to his.
"I have to admit, I admire how he wants to destroy all evil as he sees it. Mawahahaha," said Light suddenly rising up from his chair and ringing his hand viciously.
"Um are you okay?" she asked.
"Oh um…sorry…chest cold."
"But surly you don't approve of how they made the people into pies," said the second girl.
"Of course not," said an indignant Light," think of the cholesterol."
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"I'm Forever L Avenger but you can call me FA," said a cute girl, who had requested Matt and Mello.
"Enchanted," said Matt, giving her a big smile.
"Whatever," said Mello, folding his arms and slouching in his chair.
"So as twins, how do people tell you a part?" she asked.
"I have a mole on my forehead see?"said Matt.
"Oh good, now I'll know your Matt," she said with a smile.
"Are you crazy?"yelled Mello," there's like a hundred ways we are different. We don't look alike at all."
"You're wearing matching Pirate costumes, "said F.A.
"That doesn't matter!" said Mello, slamming down his tea cup.
As the cup hit the table a side of it chipped off and Mello's finger slide down the sharp edge, slicing the skin and creating a slight cut.
"Ah man," said Mello as he saw the blood began to ooze from the small wound.
"Mello!" came a startled voice.
Mello turn to see Matt rush to his side, tears flowing from his eyes. He gentle cradled Mello's hand in his and whispered," Mello, your wounded. I can't bear it."
"Oh, it so beautiful," sighed F.A.
Matt gently kissed Mello's fingertips," I will cleanse your wound," he said, taking his cut finger and placing it in his mouth."
"Um …thanks… I guess, "said a blushing Mello.
"Such true kindness," she sighed.
"Um…. Matt you can give me my finger now," said Mello," uh Matt…… Matt?"
Matt ignored him seem to be enjoying himself sucking Mello's finger.
"Give me back my finger you vampire!" yell Mello, pulling back his hand quickly.
"Ah…. you killed the mood, "said F.A., disappointed.
"Your blood taste pretty good Mello, "said Matt, licking his lips," must be all that chocolate."
"Vampire Matt is so smexy!" she squealed.
"Get some help lady!" screamed Mello, slamming his fist on the table.
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"So you're a boy dressed up as girl?" asked another one of the girls visiting the host club.
"That's right," said Misa.
"You don't look like a boy, "she said eyeing her suspiciously," In fact I've never seen a Galinda costume with a mini skirt and fish net tights.
"I made some improvements," said Misa, helping herself to some cake.
"Why would you dress up like a girl for a host club?" the girl asked.
"To make other girls feel comfortable," said Misa, with a mouth full of cake.
"Well, it's making me fell very uncomfortable," she said, try to back away as far as she could from Misa.
"Well, why don't I give you some awesome girly advice, like fashion tips? Said Misa, striking a pose and nearly knocking down the table.
"No thanks. I don't like the slut look," she scowled.
"Well how about…..hey wait a minute!"
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"Wow L, you're a very handsome phantom of the Opera," said M.
"How do you know I'm handsome? You can only see half my face. You might not like the other half," said L," I personally have never found myself to be attractive, but then if I did I would be suffering with narcissism wouldn't I."
"You're cute when you babble needless like that," she said.
"Babble, I happen to be a supper genius, master detective, and I play a pretty mean game of tennis," said L.
"Your cute when you're all egotistical," said M.
"I don't know what you are talking about. Oh and just so you know, don't give out your real name to that guy over there" said L pointing to Light," because he can use it to kill you."
"Your cute when you're delusional," sighed M putting her head on his shoulder.
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"Oh, Sugar you're just so cute, I have to hug you," said one of the girls to Near.
"If you must," said Near.
She squealed as she wrapped her arms around him a gave him a vice-like hug.
"I do hate to interrupt you with my need for oxygen," gasps Near.
"Oh sorry," she apologized," look I brought you this chocolate cheese cake with strawberries on top."
She placed the cake down on the table but it was only a matter of seconds before L snatched it from in front of Near an consumed it in a few bites.
"Um L," she said," that cake was for Sugar."
"I was protecting him from food poisoning," said L.
"I made that cake myself," she pouted.
"Salmonella poisoning," said L," I hear it has been going around."
"Oh, that's so sweet the way that you protect him with your life," she said, with hearts and flowers in her eyes.
"My gratitude knows no bounds," said Near, rolling his eyes.
"Sugar, that such a cute toy you are caring," she gushed," is that a pink robot bunny."
"Yes," Near sighed, and then suddenly got a sly look in his eyes," and since I like you so much I want you to have it."
"Oh Sugar, that is so sweet," she said, tearing up.
"Nice try," said Mari, who just happen to be passing by their table, "But I happen to have a stock of those in the closet."
Near sighed, "Drat the luck!"
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"Oh," said a girl approaching Matsuda's table," where are all the chairs?"
"Are they all missing?"said Matsuda,"Then you will just have to come sit on my lap."
Mari came up from behind the couch and clunked him on the head with her clipboard," nice try lover boy. There are some sits right over there."
"You want me to go all the way over there?"he pouted.
"It will be good practice for those 200 push up you'll be doing later, "she threatened.
"Why look how close they are," said Matsuda, jumping up suddenly.
Matsuda went over and retrieved the chair and gallantly helped the young lady to her seat.
"That is a very nice costume, you make a very handsome Egyptian, very authentic" she said, smiling shyly.
"I think I got the look down packed. I bet if I went down there today I would blend right in," said Matsuda.
"But those costumes haven't been worn for thousands of years," she said.
"Well maybe I could bring them back in style," he said, smiling sheepishly.
"I heard that you are a cop? she said.
"You weren't going to say anything about handcuffs, were you Matsuda?" asked Mari, sneaking up behind him.
"Of course not," said a guilty looking Matsuda," I was just going to show her my badge."
"Very good," said Mari, placing a dessert in front of the guest.
"Is it hard to be a police officer?" she said, dipping her fork into the chocolate cake.
"I can take care of myself when we chase those criminals down," said Matsuda, with a shrug.
"Really?" she said, impressed.
"Of course, occasionally I have to unleash my fist of fury! Pow,pow,pow!"shouted Matsuda, punching his fists in the air.
"Oh Matsuda, your amazing!" she squealed.
"Of course it makes my wrists very sore, so if some one could feed me……"
"I'll do it," she said," jumping up quickly, dipping her fork into the cake and raising it to his mouth.
Before she had put it in his mouth, Mari return to his table and caught the girl feeding Matsuda.
"Um….ha ha ha," laughed Matsuda, "you see she was…..
"Save it," said Mari, shaking her head," You're pathetic."
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"Well we had a successful day, all things considered," said Mari." Mello you owe me for the tea cup you broke."
Mello turned to Matt, "Well?"
"Well what?" he asked.
"You so darn choked up about my welfare, why don't you help me now?" he asked.
"Please Mello, let's not bring something as sordid as money into our relationship," said Matt, pretending to look hurt.
"Anyway," said Mari, rolling her eyes," we'll meet again in week."
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Well, I didn't have many reviewers so I had to just put in "a girl". But If I get reviews I will put your guy's names in.
So just write and tell me who you want and what you want your host to do.
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