Author's Note: Although I said I'd update the 2nd chapter on 10 Oct, I'm updating today because I overshot writing the lemon and ended up with an extra chapter.
All characters (C) Axis Powers Hetalia & Hidekaz Himaruya. No part of the story is related to any country, political ideology or real event.
Warning: This chapter contains explicit descriptions of male-on-male f●replay.
Chapter 2: Unwrapping the Present
The only highlight of the UN meeting was probably Ivan and Yao's grand entrance. Half an hour into the meeting, the meeting room door suddenly fell apart under the brute force of Ivan's water pipe. Ivan waltzed in with a flailing Yao in his arms, and only agreed to put the struggling man down and allow the meeting to resume after everyone in the room had sang a birthday song to Yao. In Chinese. For once, Yao resisted the urge to criticize everyone who mangled his native language and the meeting continued uneventfully after two hours of eardrum mutilation, with Raivis fainting after being forced to sing over and over again for half an hour.
As usual, Alfred presented a far-fetched plan to save the world from global warming to an inattentive audience, while Arthur and Francis somehow managed to have a violent disagreement over the gender of the Earth - Why Mother Earth when majority of the nations were men? Yao was grateful that he was not required to take on a more active role in the discussion than staying in his chair and remaining silent. He was concentrating so hard on blocking out the intrusion of his present that he nearly fell off his chair in shock when Ivan appeared right next to him, too close for comfort, and dabbed at his face with his scarf.
"You're perspiring da~" Ivan observed. "Are you that anxious to unwrap your present?"
"Of course not!" Yao retorted and turned his back firmly on Ivan.
After what seemed like years, the meeting ended. Yao did not know what the resolution of the meeting was, but he could not care less. He was going to the bathroom to get the wretched present out pronto. He did not know how he would achieve that feat. He could probably resort to laxatives or something equally drastic, but he would get it out anyway. He dashed towards the exit, but his path was blocked by Yong Soo.
"Aniki! Aniki! I made a giant Hello Kitty cake for you! Let's go to Kiku's house to eat da-ze!"
"What do you mean you made it?" Wan smacked the Korean on his head with her bamboo fan. "Xiang prepared the ingredients, I baked it and Kiku decorated it. You ate up all the chocolate rice."
"It was for the sake of Aniki's good health! At his age, Aniki should watch his diet or he might get diabetes! Healthy diets originate from me da-ze!"
Ignoring Yong Soo's jibe at his age, Yao turned his attention on his sister. "Oh Wan, you baked me a cake aru? How sweet!" he gushed as little pink hearts erupted around him.
"Well," Wan pouted. "I had left-over ingredients and didn't want to waste them, and these guys don't know how to bake. It's nothing! I didn't go out of my way to bake it for you!"
"Wan is always so modest," Kiku appeared beside her smilingly. "I wouldn't consider staying up until 3 am to be 'nothing'."
"Aww!" Yao patted his sister's blushing face happily. "I can't wait to eat it. I bet it must be delicious aru!"
"Let's get going then," Xiang hastened. "Or we won't be able to complete a full game of mahjong by tonight. All thanks to stupid Braginski who caused the meeting to end so late."
"Oh, so you do remember my existence da? Kolkolkolkol~" a bout of chilly air engulfed the Asian siblings, causing goosebumps to erupt all over them. They looked back at the culprit, but Ivan was a picture of angelic innocence.
"You're going to play mahjong da? Am I invited?" Ivan asked sweetly.
"No," Xiang replied curtly. "As it is, we already have one person too many. We don't need an outsider, and a sore loser at that, to join us."
"Oh how cruel~ But just so you know, your big brother has already promised to open my present together with me. Kolkolkolkol~" Yao's hairs stood on end as Ivan placed an arm possessively around his waist. Immediately, he could feel said present pressing against his sweet spot again.
"So what? It's just a present. Big deal!" Wan clicked her tongue impatiently. "You can open it right here and we can get going, right, Da Ge?"
"Of course we can~ But that depends on whether your brother wants to or not~ Kolkolkolkol~"
Yao's face grew pale as he stared back at the four eager faces in front of him.
"I... I think I'll keep my promise and go with Ivan to unwrap my present aru..." his voice faltered as Wan looked mutinous.
"Are you breaking your promise to attend our mahjong party?" Xiang asked coldly.
"N... no, of course not. I'll be with you the moment I'm done with the present. It shouldn't take long aru..." Yao grinned awkwardly.
"Oh, on the contrary, I think it will take a very long time da~ Definitely not before tonight. Kolkolkolkol~" Ivan chuckled.
"Forget it!" Wan exploded, causing everyone to jump. "You can spend all eternity unwrapping your stupid present! I'm never celebrating your birthday again. Ever!"" She stormed towards the exit. Turning back for the final blow, she yelled, "Da Ge I hate you!" and then she was gone.
"Ah well, more cake for me da-ze," Yong Soo followed Wan out of the door.
"Enjoy your present, Yao-nii," Kiku bowed tersely and marched off after Yong Soo.
Xiang gave Yao a rare frown and stalked off.
"Dear me, what nasty tempers. They sure take after you," Ivan smirked as the door slammed shut after Xiang.
"Yao~ Are you all right?" Ivan waved his hand in front of Yao's frozen face.
"IVAN BRAGINSKI!" Yao bellowed. "You're evil. A devil incarnate. Now all my siblings are mad at me and Wan hates me. This is all. your. fault. aru!" Yao prodded Ivan hard in the chest with each emphasized pronunciation.
"My fault again da?" Ivan whimpered. "But I did say you could unwrap your present in front of them~ You were the one who refused~"
"Aiiiyaaaaa! Did you seriously think I would..." Yao buried his scarlet face in his palms. "I hate your presents! I refuse to accept any thing from you from now on aru!"
"But... but..." Ivan's voice began to wobble. "I invest all my love in my presents for you da~ Are you denying three centuries of my love? Waaaaaah~" Ivan sobbed noisily into his scarf. The pitiful wails tugged at Yao's heartstrings, eventually melting his heart.
"There, there. Don't cry aru," Yao ruffled his blond hair affectionately. "I'm sorry for losing my temper. I was just really upset. I actually love your presents aru."
"Do you really?" Ivan looked at Yao with watery eyes. "I just knew Yao loved my presents~"
Yao returned Ivan's sunny smile with a half-hearted one.
"But your sister looks really furious da? Will she be ok?" Ivan asked concernedly.
"She'll be fine. I'll make up to her later," Yao sighed. Was age really catching up with him, or was everyone around him behaving like children?
"Da~ Let's get going then~"
"Where to aru?"
"Somewhere romantic to unwrap your present~ Kolkolkolkol~"
"Here we are~ Do you like this place?" Ivan halted his jeep and smiled pleasantly at Yao, who was seated beside him in the passenger seat with his eyes shut, as though he was trying to shut out the entire bizarre incident all together.
Yao opened his eyes and looked out of the car window. They were in a forest clearing, resplendent with an assorted variety of strange and beautiful floral, many which Yao had never seen in all his long life. The trees were heavy with leaves of varying shades of green and the ground was carpeted with lush grass. Yao thought it was a gorgeous place for a date, but certainly not for something as sordid as what Ivan had in mind. What if a wild animal attacked while they were in the middle of doing it? Or worst, what if some explorers walked in on them in the middle of it?
"Can I say I don't like it aru?"
Ivan looked crestfallen for a second, but he recovered almost immediately.
"Then I shall continue driving around until you find a place that you like. But I wonder if you're able to tolerate the wait da?" He glanced suggestively at the prominent bulge in Yao's pants and grinned cheekily at his lover.
Indignantly, Yao covered the offending bulge with his hands. But while he could put it out of sight, he could not hide his intense feelings of desire much longer. If he did not satisfy his biological needs soon, he would go insane.
"Fine aru!" Yao snapped. "Let's just do it here then."
"Your wish is my command da~" Ivan alighted from the jeep, ran round to the passenger side, opened the door and lifted Yao in his arms, inciting angry protests from the smaller man.
"Put me down aru! I can walk by myself!" Yao pummeled Ivan's chest, albeit half-heartedly.
"Don't be so grumpy da~ You should relax and enjoy yourself, since you're going to be eaten either way. Kolkolkolkol~"
Gently depositing Yao on the soft grass, Ivan clambered over Yao and kissed him passionately while removing both their clothes. Yao cried out in alarm when Ivan's bare erection pressed against his back entrance.
"The present!" he hissed.
"Oops! Sorry, I was so excited I forgot. Teehee~" Ivan got on his knees and helped Yao into a sitting position.
"Ready to unwrap your present da?" Ivan looked at him with predatory eyes. Yao gulped, feeling more like he was the present waiting to be unwrapped than the one with a present to unwrap. Blushing furiously, he shut his eyes, turned away and spread his legs wide open. He tried his hardest not to resist as he felt one of his legs being lifted off the ground and Ivan's moist, warm tongue cruising up his toes, ankle, calf, knee, thigh... stopping occasionally to turn into soft kisses. Yao squirmed pleasurably as Ivan trailed kisses along his inner thigh. He readied himself for intruding fingers, but they never came. Instead, after the tingling sensation left his thigh, he began feeling it on the toes of his other foot.
All modesty aside, Yao opened his eyes and glared at Ivan, who was caressing his foot tenderly.
"Aiya Ivan! Hurry up and get it out already aru!"
"Me?" Ivan looked up at him innocently. "But I was waiting for you da? I was wondering why you haven't started retrieving your present."
"What? Aren't you doing it?" Yao asked incredulously. Never in a million years could he imagine himself... touching himself there...
"Why should I da? It's your present. Of course you should unwrap it yourself!" he shrugged as though he had pointed out the very obvious.
"But..." the redness on Yao's face faded to white. "I don't want to... can't you do it? Please? I... I'm giving you permission to do it aru."
Ivan's lips curled upwards at the edges.
"I can, but I won't."
"Annoyance and anger setting in, Yao kicked Ivan hard on the shoulder and withdrew his legs so that they were out of reach from Ivan's roving paws.
"Ow! That hurt!" Ivan complained. Nevertheless, he watched with anticipation as Yao hesitantly probed his entrance with two trembling fingers.
"Don't be afraid da~ It's part of you!" Ivan grabbed Yao's wrist and gave a shove. Yao squealed as his fingers were engulfed by soft, warm walls of pulsating muscle, squeezing so tightly he hardly dared to move. Yao shuddered. Was his body really so wanton?
There was no turning back. His fingers were already inside. He might as well work on extracting the present. He hoped it was not difficult to retrieve. He wriggled his fingers further up. The walls swallowed the additional lengths greedily, translating to mews of pleasures that escaped his throat. He clamped his free hand over his mouth in alarm.
"Don't cover your mouth," Ivan took his hand and held it in his own. "Your voice is music to my ears."
"You're always bullying me aru," Yao whimpered tearfully.
"Because it's you da~" Ivan brought Yao's hand to his mouth and kissed it adoringly. "Or would you rather I bully someone else?"
Yao coughed and mumbled something that sounded like "No".
With a satisfied smile, Ivan said, "Hurry up then, I can't wait to bully you further~"
Gritting his teeth, Yao pushed his fingers further in. He thought his finger tips touched something that did not belong. He pushed forward. It was hard and smooth. He could reach it, but he could not grip it. He groaned with frustration at the absurdity of the entire situation and his unquenchable burning desire.
"Try a third finger da?" Ivan guided Yao's ring finger towards the entrance. Yao felt his insides twist as the soft walls closed around the third intruder, welcoming it enthusiastically. Yao wriggled his finger inside laboriously, panting sensuously.
"Ivan!"
"Da?" Ivan responded, his gaze still fixed on Yao's back entrance, which looked deliciously swollen and wet, like a succulent ripe fruit demanding to be plucked.
"Will you please stop staring?" Yao gasped. "It's making me uncomfortable aru!"
"But that's the whole point da?" Ivan beamed from ear to ear. "Do you have any idea how sexy and seductive you look right now? I wish I had a camera with me. I would photograph you and frame the picture on my wall~"
Yao gave him a dirty look and continued to work on retrieving his pesky present. All three finger tips were scraping at it now, but it refused to budge. It was just as stubborn as its stupid owner, Yao thought bitterly.
"Hmm... if you don't hurry up, I'll have to find something to do~ I'll probably use my cellphone's camera to take a picture da~" saying which, he made a great show of digging in his coat pockets.
"Don't you dare aru!" Yao exclaimed.
He dug harder and more frantically, inciting more indecent moans to escape his throat. Finally, the present looped around one of his fingers. He clamped his fingers tightly together and pulled, but the present was threatening to slip off his finger again. The possessive channel was reluctant to relinquish its prize. To think it was part of his own body. The traitor, Yao cursed silently.
Without warning, Ivan grabbed Yao's hand and shoved his fingers all the way in. Yao let out a cry of shock and pain as his rear protested angrily at the sudden invasion. But to his immense relief, he could feel the object slipping slightly further down the length of his finger. He breathed deeply and made to withdraw his fingers.
"Gently does it, Yao, or it will hurt," Ivan said coaxingly.
Yao clamped his fingers together and withdrew them slowly. The great burden in his heart eased as his fingers left his back garden. Yet his entrance pulsated agitatedly, demanding for a replacement.
Yao lifted his sticky hand to examine the small object that had tormented him so badly. Before he could get a proper look at it, Ivan grabbed his legs from under his knees and tilted him backward, causing him to fall on his back on the soft grass. Lifting up Yao's legs and putting them over his shoulders, Ivan husked in an impassioned voice, "Now that you've unwrapped your present, it's time for me to unwrap mine."
To be continued...
FREETALK
Yao: *Slams table* Is this story not finished yet aru?
Ivan: As you know H-chan, she's always over-shooting the promised length for her lemon fics. I wish she didn't make us wait for the lemon, but good things are worth the wait da~ Kolkolkolkol~
Yao: Maybe I'll escape in the next chapter and there will be no need for any lemon aru!
Ivan: That can't be. The author won't do something so awful to let the readers down da?
Yao: I personally think it will add a nice twist to the story aru.
Ivan: Do you really think so da? Then we'd better get on with the lemon now in case we don't get a chance to in the next chapter~
Yao: What are you doing? Don't strip me as you please aru! Stop it!
Ivan: Kolkolkolkol~
Yao: Nooooooo aru!
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