A/N I know the first crossover you might be thinking OMG this is an insult to Kratos! But don't worry, I promise to deliver an epic crossover with plenty of blood, violence, and Kratos tapping the circle button in front of two women.

GOD OF WAR: FATES' DECREE

Kratos stared at the aptly dressed Capt. Jack Sparrow and smirked. "I am Kratos, the God of War," he said proud but stern. Jack and the crew just looked at him blankly, then began to laugh. "You're a god? I guess that makes me Davy Jones' first mate," Jack said laughing. Kratos' hand slowly reached for his blades when another voice piped up. "Ar, it be true captain!" They all looked to the right and saw Gibbs coming forward.

"Long ago, I heard whilst in port, a legend of a mortal man who had thwarted a god many a generation ago. And now it seems that this very mortal has appeared before us captain. I'd be wary not to anger him." Kratos smirked a little, having not done so in a while. Jack became cockeyed and looked at the Spartan.

"So," he said slack jawed, " You're a god. Well then, how'd did you end up on my vessel?" Kratos glanced back at Jack.

"I was actually preparing to rid this world of the Gods, until I was sucked into this void and dropped here. I am not even sure where I am."

"Oh really," Jack said, seizing the opportunity to bargain, "Then you know of Davy Jones?"

"Who?" Kratos was baffled.

"The Devil of the Seas, a cursed pirate that commands the seas and takes men's souls to the next world. He commands a crew of the damned, doomed to serve for 100 years to his ship, the Flying Dutchman," Gibbs stated. Everyone immediately looked at him, thinking where does he get knowing all this stuff.

Kratos snorted. "He must be a follower of Poseidon, for he is the only Ruler of the Seas."

Gibbs gave an estranged look and glared at Jack. "Maybe in your lands he is, but out here, Jones is a terrible demon. I mean, he looks like a giant calamari! He's all..." Jack said as he began to bulge his eyes and do some weird hand movements. Kratos was quickly coming ever closer to cleaving him.

"If this Davy Jones is as powerful as you say he is and he is a follower of Poseidon, then he may know how I may return to my own homeland."

Jack smiled, exposing his horrid teeth. "You may very well be right, my dear Cratus, but after he tells you, why not dispatch him and take his place. Then you can use his power to get back to your home. Savvy?"

Kratos' eyes glared. "And what, is in it for you if I were to dispatch him, Sparrow?"

Jack grinned. "Well, let's just say I owe a debt that I am reluctant to pay matey. What say you about trying to find Jones and getting back to your lands?"

Kratos continued looking at him intently. "The only thing I say is that you're a pathetic excuse for a human being and this sounds like the only one gaining from it is you." Kratos drew his blades. "Why should I not slay you where you stand, take your ship, and sail home myself."

Jack swallowed hard. His crew hadn't bothered moving in on Kratos as he threatened the captain. True pirates to the end. He chuckled some. He started to gracefully walk around Kratos, sizing him up, as he began to work his wordy magic.

"It's not really what I want. It's what you want. And what I want is to help you get what you want. You want to go back to your home and I want to help you get what it is you want. I wish to provide you the means of going to the destination you want to go to and will help you return to where you want to be at this moment in precise time and I know that by me helping you, you get what you want and all I ask in return is to help me get what I want. Savvy?"

Kratos could only stare into the air as Jack's words passed through one ear and out the other. He was sure that the pirate had his own means to be fulfilled and decided to play along.

"Alright. If you point me in the direction of this 'Sea Devil' I will extract my information from this pirate and we may be on our way."

A/N I know another short one, not really showing the beauty of this cross over yet...don't worry. I promise the next chapter will more than make up for it!!!