I don't own Dragon ball Z, Naruto. Wish I did but I don't :(.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Demon/Summon/Shouting/Oorang"

'Demon/Summon thought'

Time or place change

Last time

Kushina sighed she had unintentionally just beaten her only link to news on Minato and her little Natsumi's whereabouts into unconsciousness. She sighed exasperated and decided to wait until the Third woke up to threaten him into telling her where her child and that man she called a husband was. "Kushina-Chan" the woman moaned in her sleep. Kushina turned to look at the woman for the first time and her blood went cold. 'No it couldn't be.' She thought to herself. Looking closer she noticed how close this woman and her husband looked alike and then slapped her forehead and in an exasperated tone said. "Dam idiot of a husband what did you do this time."

Sarutobi's head hurt like he got drunk and got a hangover and didn't do anything to help it go away. 'Ugh when Kushina-Chan wants to hurt you it really hurts bad.' Sarutobi groggily opened his eyes then closed them due to the sunshine in the room although it was only morning it still did nothing for his headache. 'Dam maybe I should carry aspirin just in case Kushina-Chan decides to pound me into the ground again.' He got up and walked over to towards the bed he saw Minato (doesn't know yet) on. When he looked to the bed he saw that Kushina and Mianto fell asleep with Ryu in the middle. He was blasted back into the wall and knocked back into unconsciousness. Ryu was in the middle of the two women's breast and Sarutobi had seen the little boy try sucking on Minato's while trying to feel if the other had any milk figuring that it didn't have any after quite a few sucks and a couple of moans from Minato he decide to change people. Sarutobi saw the baby open Kushina's kimono (red and white if you want to know) then grab her breast lightly eliciting a soft moan from Kushina then started sucking on her breast after finding that she had milk he sucked harder as he gently scrunched his hand in the flesh of Kushina's other breast. Well Kushina let out a long drawn out moan and then Kushina's hands did something Sarutobi was unprepared for. Her hands moved to Minato's breasts and started massaging them. Sarutobi only had a second to snap a picture before he was rocketed back by his nosebleed and into unconsciousness. What Sarutobi didn't notice was that Ryu noticed the flash and knew what it was Sarutobi would wake up without his camera and be really grumpy for the rest of the day.

Ryu finally done with his meal burped silently and floated over to Sarutobi grabbed the camera and flew to his pod. He opened it up destroyed the camera and pulled out a helmet looking device. This invention of his allowed you to record memories onto a holographic driver that would display the memory in detail with color. He was thinking ahead and thought of using it as collateral with the Hokage in case he wanted something.

Minato was having a bad day she was waking up and she remembered everything Shingami had told her. 'I am probably the only guy who could ever come up with a way to seal Kyuubi and then have something happen and I get turned into a chick, force my family into slavery to a baby less than one year old and make all three of us immortal. God is Kushina-chan ever going to kill me when she finds out.' For some reason she couldn't fathom she felt wet. (He maybe a she and the mind may work like she was always one but that doesn't mean she understands it.) She suddenly remembered about Natsumi and left to get her from the sealing room in the Hokage tower. She returned with her baby daughter and her daughter started crying waking Kushina. Seeing her baby Kushina grabbed her and held Natsumi to her breast so she could feed. "Minato?" She asked a bit of anger seeping into her voice.

Minato recognizing the tone slowly backed away from her all the while trying to calm Kushina down she tried to distract her. "Kushina-chan look I didn't have to seal the Kyuubi into Natsumi-chan." She said somewhat happily until she realized her mistake she had just told a mother that her child would have one of the bijuu sealed into her and everyone knew the fate of a Jinchuuriki.

"Minato you have five minutes to explain before I beat you."

Minato paled Kushina's wrath was legendary as any man in the village could tell you. She summoned up her courage and began to speak in a calm if slightly fearful voice. Minato told her all about everything including the Kyuubi the sealing and her mistake causing the change and that they were now pretty much slaves to a baby boy. Kushina was PISSED! She first set Natsumi down near the sleeping Ryu then proceeded to beat Minato to an inch of her life had the medics heal her and revive her and then did it again during this Ryu heard the fighting and woke up. Seeing little Natsumi he thought. 'Beautiful' Crawled over to her and hugged her and when Kushina saw this she squealed out Kawaii and ran over and hugged the babies to herself. Ryu was fighting down a nosebleed and was failing but before he could lose and bleed all over her then faint both Minato and Sarutobi woke up and asked her to put the children down so they could talk. She reluctantly complied. They decided to start talking when Ryu interrupted them "Hello My name is Ryu it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Did that baby just talk?" Kushina asked stunned Sarutobi was just staring and Minato had an unreadable look on her face.

"That's so cool. Can you teach me talk like that?" Sarutobi and Kushina just face fault at Minato's question.

"Umm sure, I guess so." "Write Understand Language" he said. They all looked confused for a second before Kushina caught on and grabbed a brush, ink well and some paper. She started writing in Kanji when she was finished she handed it to Ryu. He looked it over and seemed to gain understanding as his eyes went from confused to understanding and happy.

He spoke slowly so as to not mix up the language he had just learned. "Kyuubi…. Is sorry….She didn't….Mean to attack."

Sarutobi, Kushina and Minato all stared at the baby with confusion written on their faces. 'How can he speak like us and Kyuubi's attack was an accident?' where some of the questions going through their minds and suddenly they all stopped and shouted at the same time. "Kyuubi is a girl?"

"Yes actually she is half sayian." He stated matter of factly with more confidence as he knew he finally got the language down.

"Sayian? Then what the other half?" they asked once again at the same time.

"Why demon of course and the sayian half is what allows her to grow to such heights and is the reason she has as much power as she does. We sayians are a warrior race and after years of evolution our bodies became more and more adaptable to new environments unfortunately everything comes with a price the more adaptable they became the lazier our race became and so my race was easily enslaved to another being. Who ruled over them for many years but became afraid of my race's power because they were regaining the strength they had lost over the many years laziness. Well suffice to say Lords Frieza blew the home planet to smithereens apparently there is a small number of my race left though." Sarutobi, Kushina and Minato were shocked and they all noticed something, Ryu wasn't crying not shedding even one tear over his fallen race.

"Why aren't you sad or angry about what Frieza did to your planet?" Sarutobi asked looking all of his years of age.

"Because I wasn't born I was made?" He responded calmly.

"Made?" they asked confusion clearly heard in their voices.

"Yes I am an experiment I am genetically a full sayian but have the thought capacity of a truffle and the regeneration of a namek." They were horrified and said things like poor boy and stuff like sounds like something Orochimaru would do. He shook off their pity and proceeded to say more. "Worse than that I made a device to make adults younger and wipe their memories so we could reeducate them and have them fight for us so that Frieza could take over more and more planets and sell them for money and technology." They were horrified and angry at this baby for what he did but they did not hold a grudge.

"I worked for Frieza I was created on its ship and knew nothing about any of what happened and by the time I was 15 I had finished the machine. Well they suggested I be the test subject I shut off the memory erasing feature so I could still remember I was supposed to be turned back into an eight year old. But one of my Colleagues messed with the time dial and set it back a lot further." He hissed the word colleague and spit it out like it was poison.

"Well after this Lord Frieza decided that I should be sent to the last known coordinates from a pod with a baby named Goku in it. I was to meet with this child and help it destroy the planet. They tried to wipe and reprogram my mind but having the abilities of a truffle does have its upsides." He said with an arrogant smirk. Again they were angry but this time they were about to shout at him when he held up his hand.

"Now, now I know you are angry but remember I was young and despite the fact that my mind is far more advanced than normal I was still a child. That and Frieza had one of the last of the royal line and their bodyguard. I knew if I didn't do as told then our race would end completely for one Goku would eventually die and the saiyan blood in Goku's children would eventually thin to nothing. So please try to understand my side of the problem before you get angry. I regret helping Frieza but I don't regret trying to preserve my race for as long as possible." He said with absolute confidence in his voice. They stared at him. Understanding and respect shined in Sarutobi's eyes, love and understanding in Kushina and Minato's. 'Well we know he is not a power hungry mass murderer' Sarutobi thought. 'He is so cute and he went so far to protect those that mattered even though he didn't know who they were. That's the kind of guy I could get to love.' Minato and Kushina thought slight blushes on their faces.

"Can you let Kyuubi know that we are sorry?" asked Sarutobi. Kushina looked at him like he was crazy and asked.

"Why do we need to apologize to the Kyuubi?" Kushina and Minato asked angrily.

"Did you not hear him Kyuubi didn't mean to attack?" He said rubbing his temples furiously.

"Oh Okay." They said having the decency to flush with embarrassment and shame causing Sarutobi and Ryu to sweat drop heavily and lean forward like they were going to face fault.

"Well I am sorry if you want to talk to Kyuubi your going to have to go to Maki to do it." He said turning to them he saw their faces pale. They started to panic and Ryu sweat dropped as he saw Sarutobi in a corner whispering "mommy" Ryu almost face faulted at this.

"Calm down" Ryu shouted instantly they stopped running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

"Yes Kyuubi is in Maki but first she never meant to attack in the first place and second it will take some time for her to rebuild her Ki and chakra back up to its last point in which case she might come after me."

"Ki? And why would she come after you?" They asked slightly suspicion and slight confusion lacing their voices.

Ryu chuckled sheepishly and said something that would make all three of them faint at the same time, which is no mean feat.

"I am now the first ever junibi no Ryu. And Kyuubi is attracted to power. What am I if not powerful even before I became a demonic saiyan." They stood there shocked for about five minutes before all three fainted dead away.

Two hours later

Sarutobi, Minato and Kushina were regaining consciousness and the first thought on Sarutobi's mind was. 'Is he telling the truth? Cause if he is that makes him one powerful person.'

Minato and Kushina's first thought was. 'Awesome! Maybe if I ask nicely he'll let me ride him.' Their thoughts were clean until they went back over them then they had to stop themselves from getting a nosebleed but the blushes on their faces matched Kushina's hair.

Seeing baby Ryu scrunch his face up cutely at them in confusion the two women squealed Kawaii and grabbed him in a hug between their very voluptuous breasts. Ryu immediately passed out his brain having shutdown momentarily. Meanwhile Sarutobi was grumbling about lucky babies and then he tried to stifle his perverted giggles as he thought what he would do in that position. Keyword tried. Minato and Kushina heard him and suddenly he was stifled under the killing intent they focused upon the old man. He gulped nervously and chuckled lightly as he shied away in fear and almost just shunshined out of the hospital. Kushina had taken a firm stance against perverts and sent any that tried to do anything to her or did something around her that was perverted well lets just say the med nin where hard pressed and almost had to have Sarutobi call Tsunade back a couple times. Minato had also take a stance against pervs and if what Sarutobi was feeling it seems that when she changed her mind did as well cause she had a rasengan charged and aimed toward his manhood he gulped and created a kage bushin outside the room and switched with it lest he be beaten to a pulp for his little giggle fest. It seemed as though he lucked out so he switched back with his clone. All of the sudden he was kicked in the nuts by two very strong feet he grabbed his groin and passed out from the pain and even shivered while unconscious. Ryu even in his passed out state shivered for the old man.

Somewhere on a road towards Konoha

Jiraya shivered and felt an ice cold chill go down his spine. He suddenly felt the need to be as anywhere but Konoha. He wasn't running away no, sir. If anyone would have seen him they would have swore he was a flying blur of white and red he was going that fast.

One Hour later at Konoha General

Sarutobi was finally coming to and he still felt pain in his groin. Getting up slowly he called a nurse and moved into another room then asked her to perform a pain numbing jutsu. Finally feeling better and in less pain he still walked slightly oddly back into the room

"ahh I feel better now on to important business Minato you need a new name."

"Awww but Old Monkey I like my name." She said grinning while Sarutobi was slightly peeved.

"How many times have I told you not to call me that?" He asked.(yep only slightly peeved)

"Hmm counting today that's 500 billion times I think." Sarutobi stared dumbfound with a giant sweat drop on his head that made him lean backward some.

After some arguing they had finally decided.

"Ok so you are going to be ……..

A/N so what do you think?

Anyway I have at least one question for the moment and that is. What name do you think I should give Minato now? I think it should be a name that begins with but hey go wild.

How many were expecting a half saiyan Kyuubi? How many expected Ryu to become a dragon demon?

To let you know Ryu gained all of Kyuubi's memories and power but beacuse he made the way he is the power got boosted and gave him a demon form.