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How It Got Started

He grabbed for my hand and I jerk back and ran.

Yep. I ran. I ran out of the cell blocks, out of the prison room and up the stairs to the main hall ways. It's amazing what a little fear can do to you. It's like a shot of vodka and a hit of lime, or so I've been told. Well I didn't get too far because by the time I got up the stairs, I came crashing head first into a chest. A female chest.

"What the fuck?! Who the hell are you!?" She yelled at me. I was stuck. Or at least I thought I was. Hey! What can I say?! It was soft and I was tired! However, she wasn't going to take that excuse. She grabbed me out of her chest and held my arms, giving me this stare that could have killed the evilest man on earth. "I'm gonna make you wish you were never born, you perverted little shrimp." And with that, she shocked me. I'm dead serious. She sent an electric current up my arms and into my body. I swear I saw Luxord come up behind her, but by then I fainted due to the overdose of electricity.

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"You didn't have to electrocute her, Larxene." Everything was really dark. All I could really see was the back of my eyelids. And of course, my hearing was working.

"Well you should tell her not to get comfy in my boobs next time. If I catch her checking me out or anything like that she will die." By that time, I could open up my eyes and see this Larxene girl point at me, while glaring at my savior, Luxord. She gave me one last look and saw that I was awake. She got a faint blush and I grinned. She glared and stormed out of the room radiating electricity.

"Well that was interesting. She normally would have killed one of us." Luxord shook his head and glanced down at me. He was staring and I realized I was staring back. I turned my head defiantly and I could feel him shake his head again. "I don't know what to do with you. You pick fights, you won't go into a portal, and you flirt with a girl who has no problem with castrating men." He sat down in a chair and sighed. "And I don't even know your name, let alone your reason for being here…"

"I need to interview you people." I said quietly.

"What was that?" He looked over at me.

"I said I need to interview you people. It's a life or death situation. I was suppose to come here, to the Castle That Never Was, and interview all members of Organization Thirteen, as well as get a photo of all of you as proof I came here. If I don't have it by tomorrow then I'm expelled. If I don't come back I'm expelled. It's impossible. I might as well not even consider going back. It's not like I'm going back to happy little Academy filled with perky little kids." I sighed and sat up. "I'm a misfit. I'd be better off living in a hut away from civilized people. All I do is cause trouble and get into trouble." I looked over at Luxord. "But you know what. I don't really care." I smiled and got up cautiously, without Luxord's help. "I'm going to do what I have to do. I'm going to get those interviews." I looked around. "But first things first. Where is the bathroom? I really gotta go!" Luxord pointed to a door and I ran. I opened and slammed it shut, locking it. "I sounded like a Mary Jane…UGH!" I did my business, and by the time I came out, Luxord was gone. However the door was closed. I put my ear to it and listened.

"She's a nuisance. But she's alright. She's just a normal child sent on a suicide mission to talk to us. I really don't think she'll be a problem." I'm pretty sure that was Luxord.

"Yes but she has caused problems with two members. Both are harassment complaints. If it happens again she is going to help us with our cause." And I'm pretty sure that was the man with silver hair. Maybe Luxord was giving a status report and the other guy was warning him of my behavior. 'I wonder what he meant by help with our cause?' I didn't have time to ponder that because I heard the whoosh sound those portal things made. I quickly sat on the bed and waited for the door to be opened. Luxord came in and looked at me. "Well, what are we going to do?" I asked innocently.

He looked at me and rolled his eyes. "Well, you're going to talk to people. And I'm going to make sure they don't kill you." He hand his hands behind his back when he came in, now he hand them in front of me and he had my backpack!

"Awesome!" I grabbed it, getting my book and a pen out. I put it on and got up, heading for the door, however my shoulder got grabbed.

"Oh no, you don't. You're gonna portal with me." The portal opened up and I swear I could see the things heartless are made of. He dragged me into it, and I wanted to scream. By the time I could open my mouth to let out my scream, I was in another room and the portal was closed. It only lasted two seconds!

"Here we are. The training facilities. I hope someone is here. OY! ANYONE HERE?!" After a minute something flashed by my head. It was a purple spike thing. It looked like a diamond arrow. And I coulda swore it took some of my hair with it.

"HEY! Aim somewhere else you sniper freak!" I yelled in the direction it came from. Again I coulda swore I say someone there, by the ceiling, but there wasn't a balcony or anything over there.

"You shouldn't talk to an adult like that kid. It could get you shot around here." The voice came from behind me. I shrieked and fell forward grabbing my head, getting into the feedle position. And with that, I heard two laughs, one from the mystery sniper and the other from Luxord. I was getting really tired of people laughing or trying to hurt me. The sniper spoke up. "You can get up. I'm not gonna shoot you, unless you give me a reason too." I slowly turned around in my position and looked up. The first thing I saw was the oddly shaped guns he hands. Or at least I thought they were guns. Then I saw the eye patch. Then I saw the scar and yellow eye. Finally I saw the gray streaks in his hair. I got up and brushed myself off.

"You're an old dude." I simply stated.

"And you're a brat."

"Your vision is impaired."

"You're short."

"You're skinny."

"Geezer."

"Snot nosed brat."

"Vision impaired idiot."

"Short trouble maker."

"Enough!" Luxord shouted and jumped between us. "Can we please act like civilized beings?"

"Nope, no way. Not with this jerk here, it's impossible." We both said it at the same time. We glared at each other and I turned around to Luxord. "I don't want to talk to him first."

"Well I don't want to talk to you." He shot back. Luxord sighed and shook his head. He seemed to be doing that a lot. Xigbar, grow up. You," he pointed at me, "act like you have some type of respect for people." He tried to reason with me but I wouldn't be stopped.

"Xigbar, huh? Switch the letters around and what do you get?" I shot back at him. I could have sworn I saw fire in that one yellow eye.

"All right kid, you wanna play with me?" He yelled at me.

"I could go all day! I can't say anything about you though. You look like you could nap, old man." I jeered at him.

"That's it you little-." He stopped mid-sentence. I looked around and just saw Luxord. Nothing was moving, well except for me and Luxord.

"If Xigbar reports this to the Superior, your ass is as good as gone. And I mean it. You won't wish you were dead, you will be dead, and there is nothing anyone can do to save you. So I suggest you get off your high horse and apologize to him when I un-freeze him. Do you understand me?" It was more of a command than a question so I just nodded. And moved to the side of Xigbar. He was aiming to hit me and I didn't want to get hurt.

"Brat! Whoa!" He feel face first and I held back a chuckle. I tried to help him get up but he shrugged me off. "I'm not going to talk to her Luxord. So you can get lost." He left us alone in the training room. I rolled my eyes and sighed.

"Well that's just great."

Rev: Well that's awesome! Two chapters in one night! I'll try tomorrow with three and four but I can't make any promises. Hehe...Reviewers get cookies if they can figure out Xigbar's nickname! (It's really easy!)