Emmetts POV

Today, well me and Jazzie Kins, and Eddie Poo were all bored, so we decided that we were gonna paint the house a new colour, considering Carlisle and Esme were out hunting, it would be a nice suprise for them when they get back!.

Bella,Alice,Rose were all sitting around talking about some gossip magazine, pffft. how pathetic.

" LOOK GUYS!! IM SCHMEXY" I sang as i ran down the stairs in My superman undies!! ready to paint.

Jasper, Alice, Edward and Bella all looked at me like i was crazy, then Rosalie ran upstairs saying something about me not respecting her feelings for her. yeah right i was always respect her feelings
ooh like the other day when i was in my Wonder woman outfit and all the guys were hitting on me, i simply said i wasn't interested- SEE! how could that be more considerate.

and Like 2 weeks ago when i dressed up as a bamboo tree, i went and stood in the garden, JUST to make it look pretty.

I don't know what she always goes on and on and on about, she's such a motor mouth! i mean i never knew anyone who could talk that much.

" IM READY TO PAINT! LET'S GO" I announced running around skipping and jumping in the air, clapping my hands together. i really dont know why people think im weird.

Bella Alice and Rosalie decided to help us aswell, which would be better considering Me, Jazzie kins and Eddie-poo dont have any colour coordination.

"OMG Emmett, stop calling me Eddie-Poo" Eddie moaned from the .... how did he? oh that's right, teehee the mind reading freak heard my thoughts. Gosh! invasion of privacy.

"ok, ive got blue, green, purple, red, orange, pink, yellow, black, white, and grey!! " Alice cheered as if she acheived some massive goal. Wow she found paint, i Can do that too!

Bellas POV

Uugh! Emmetts still got his superman undies on, not a pretty site, im telling u that much.

" Ok everybody let's get to work" as soon as Jasper said that, everything was caotic. Emmett was jumping on the roof singing Poker Face and screaming like a baboon, Alice was dancing with her ipod in splattering paint all over the walls, Rosalie was trying to get Emmett down, Jasper was doing star jumps trying to improve his "weight issue" and Edward was hugging His Astin Martin trying to get the paint off that accidnetly splashed on it.

- Phone rings and bella answers it-

"Hello"

"Bella?"

"Carlisle?"

"Hi Bella, where is everybody? Has Emmett been in my medicine cabinet? those drugs make him crazy" that explains alot

"Ohh.. im not sure"

"He better not have been, just calling to tell you that Esme and I are coming back to the get lizard spray"

"Lizard Spray?" i don't want to know.

"We're just 5 minutes away, see you soon"

- Carlisle hangs up-

Shoot.

"Everybody, just telling you that Carlisle and Esme are around the corner and on their way home to get the lizard spray" i knew that they wouldnt like the paint idea, but NO, no one ever listens to the human do they?

"OOOHHH... GOODIIE.. THEY'LL SEE OUR MASTER PIECE" Emmett sang pointing to the house covered in blue, green, purple, red, orange, pink, yellow, black and white paint. Yep, he has definetly been in the cuboard.

-Esme and Carlisle pull up in Carlisle's car-

"Holy chipmunk toaster waffle, what happend here" Esme shreiked.

"SUPRISE!!" we all cherered hoping it would make the surpirse better, I don't know why I did though.

"Pretty..." She mumbled, Maybe she has been in the medicine cabnet

Rosalies POV

Ooops, so maybe the paint thing wasn;t the best idea, but Emmett made it a whole lot worse than it looked, with his baboon calls and all that. I mean when Carlisle got out of the Car, Emmett jumped on him and asked if he had any bannanas, What is that?

"EMMETT CULLEN COME HERE NOW" Carlisle shreiked

"Yes Daddy?" Emmett whispered cheerfully.

"DON'T DADDY ME! EMMETT U RUINED ESME'S HOUSE!"

Oooh he was mad, and Emmett was in for it. tisk tisk.

"Well... I was Bored, and............. IM SUPERMAN!!" Emmet chanted running around at vampire speed knocking the lamps to the floor and landing on Edward's Piano.

"NOOOOO!!!" Edward roared. "Phoebe, it okay, it's ok Phoebe"

" You named your piano? what a freak" Alice giggled.

"THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT" Carlisle screamed again, glaring at Emmett. "Esme, have you got the Lizard spray? I need to get out of here, back on our trip, and Emmett, DONT TOUCH THE CABNET AGAIN."

"Coming honey, Bye kids, Bye pretty house" Esme called