Hey! I'm sorry I haven't updated in ages – I haven't dropped off the end of the Earth, promise! I hope this makes up for it! :D

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20 Things Shane Gray is not allowed to do:

I, Shane Gray, agree to not do any of the following, and if I do I agree to accept punishment in the form of payback from every person involved.

1. I am not allowed to steal Caitlyn's clothes when she is in the shower, film it and put it on the internet under a fake name.

2. I am not allowed to cut off Jason's guitar strings when he annoys me.

3. I am not allowed to tell Jason that he was adopted because he will believe me.

4. I am not allowed to give Nate's cell phone number to every girl at Camp.

5. I am not allowed to phone up Miley Cyrus, pretend to be Nate and ask to get back together with her.

6. Selena Gomez (or any other Disney Star) is not my home girl and I am not allowed to refer to her as such in interviews or any other type of publicity event.

7. I am not allowed to tell Mitchie I was in an episode of House when I was younger so she spends a week looking at every episode to find me when I never was on the show in first place.

8. Caitlyn does not want my babies, and it is inappropriate to broadcast that she does to everyone while eating breakfast or at any other time.

9. I am not allowed to swap Ella's lip-gloss with pink sharpie because she won't notice and will apply the sharpie to her lips.

10. I am not allowed to turn off Tess' microphone during any of her performances and make it sound like she is singing 'It's Getting Hot in Here' because she will not like it, not matter how much it amuses both me and 99.9% of the other campers.

11. I am not allowed to kiss Mitchie after eating garlic because she does not like it.

12. I am not allowed to 'accidently' place Caitlyn's bras all over Camp.

13. I am not allowed to buy Mitchie condoms for her birthday, (especially when she opens the present in front of her mother) and then wink at her when she realizes what they are.

14. Jason is not clinically insane, and I am not allowed to ask if anyone knows any good 'special hospitals' for him.

15. I am not allowed to wink at TV presenters, especially when we are live on air.

16. I am not allowed to scream "TIGHT PANTS ARE THE NEXT GENERATION" at a live awards show because I am the only one that finds it funny.

17. I am not allowed to phone Caitlyn's parents and say that their daughter is pregnant because they will believe me.

18. I am not allowed to put cream on Nate's face while he is sleeping and then take multiple pictures and hand them out to everyone the next day.

19. Uncle Brown is not German, French or Spanish and his accent is not fake.

20. I am not allowed to say that I am the favoured son.

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