Abyss: Twilight is bashed!

Title: Fairies' Dust

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach!

Summary: Ichigo was hunted by all the boys, and still is. What happens to piss Ulquiorra off?

Warning: Yaoi, LIME (my last and only lime for them—too lazy to do lemon), Twilight bashing, there is a side pairing (hentai) but not now.


Ulquiorra and Ichigo managed to finish their project—god knows how—when Ichigo and Ulquiorra were called upon to present.

Twilight is trash! I don't want to endorse the trashy product.

Forced to say good things about the book—which was nearly enough to get Ulquiorra to commit suicide—the teens were practically brain dead by the end of their ten minute presentation—and no one except themselves know how they got it to ten minutes.

The two left the very bare classroom, and made their way to Ulquiorra's and Grimmjow's house.

"Ulquiorra," Ichigo murmured when they entered his room. "What are you doing?" He gasped when Ulquiorra made his way to undress the flushing teen.

Ulquiorra gave no response and just continued his ministrations to the naked Ichigo.

"Ulquiorra!" Ichigo gasped when the pale man made his way to the somewhat hard erection. "Not fair," he whined. "You still have your clothes on."

"Too bad."

Ulquiorra never let up on his teasing, and Ichigo knew he would come soon. Just as he was about to come, Ulquiorra stopped.

"What—?" Ulquiorra silenced him with a chaste kiss.

Ichigo started to moan when Ulquiorra started to pry open the tight opening that was his ass (1). The lube covered fingers started to move inside of Ichigo and he hissed in pain until Ulquiorra found the very special gland that belonged to Ichigo.

"Ulqui~sama!" Ulquiorra had a small smirk on his face—he taught his Ichigo well.

"What is it Ichigo?"

His ears went red as he heard the tone Ulquiorra used. It was special because Ulquiorra only used it with him.

It didn't take them long to climax, especially for Ulquiorra. The wanton noise his Ichigo made had him climaxing at record speed.

"Ulquiorra?"

"Yes?" His tone changed from a dominant partner to a caring lover.

"I should go."

"You should."

Ichigo stood up and left the room, but not before kissing the unsuspecting adolescent.

"Good bye, Ulquiorra."

Schiffer sat there as a dumb idiot before standing up to shower. He had to clean himself up after their last activity, didn't he?


Abyss: Last lemon/lime I'll do for this pairing in this story, though there will be another lemon. I will die from that one!

(1) They only did it once—check the prologue—so it's bound to hurt, especially a week after!

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