I stare at the vomit in the toilet. "Holy shit." There was sweat dripping off of my face.

"Kenny are you okay?" Karen asks standing in the door way.

"Yea. Just kind of sick. I'm sure it'll go away." I HOPE it'll go away. I look at the clock on the wall. "I have to go now care bear!" I flush the toilet. I grab my beat up purple bag. It had been about 2 months since clyde's party and me and stan have forgotten about having sex. Weird things have been happening other than me dying repetitively.

I tend to get fairly sick in the mornings and nauseated during the day. At first it sounded like I was pregnant but I have a dick what the fuck was I thinking? I stop at the bus station seeing everyone there.

"Hey guys!" I greet.

"Hey kenny!" Kyle and stan smile at me.

"Sup kinny?" cartman asks.

"Nothing. Just felt sick again this morning." I sigh and face the street.

"Dude maybe the stomach flu is still around." Stan implies.

"That must be it." I sigh. The school bus drives up and we all get on board. I sit next to stan. "Sup?"

"Tired. Wendy keeps bugging me about how we never spend time together anymore." Stan slouched in his seat.

"Maybe it's time to let her go man. It's been on and off since you were kids." I look through my bag trying to find a mint. Once I found on I put in in my mouth to get rid of the awful taste the vomit left.

"You're right. Not like we ever really get along." Stan looked tired and worn out like he couldn't sleep.

"Yea."

3 CLASSES LATER.

I run into a stall closing it behind me and vomiting drastically. This is the second time today! I hear kyle run into the bathroom behind me. I flush the toilet and come out of the stall.

"Jesus." I wip the sweat off my forehead.

"Dude kenny!" Kyle looked concerned.

"sorry I just don't know what's wrong with me today." I genrally don't vomit during the day. Just in the mornings.

"Maybe you should go home." Kyle says while I pop another mint in my mouth.

"Maybe I should. Can you tell the teacher for me?" I walk out of the bathroom wiping sweat off my face.

"Yea. I can." Kyle smiled. He was a good kid. And a good friend.

"Okay well I'll see you later then." I Start walking back to my locker, maybe I'll stop by the pharmacy on my way home.

I open the pharmacy door and there's a small jingle. I had changed my parka to a grey sweatshirt. I felt too warm in the parka. I felt too warm in the sweat shirt but mom said I should keep it on. I walk down a few isles till I find pregnancy tests. I grab the cheapest box I see and bring it up to the front.

"Is that all?" The girl asked. I nod yes. She checks me out and I pay with a $10 bill. I grab the bag and exit the shop.

I get home and mom has left but dad is there drinking beer.

"Hey kenny." He greets me roughly.

"Hi." I dash past him into the bathroom and open the box fast as possible. I pee on the small thing. And wait. And fucking wait and wait. While waiting I can't sit comfortably fucking anywhere. So I spend the time doing hand stands and shit. I look back at it to see my worse fear. A POSITIVE SIGN.

I dispose of the box and the test and run out the door. I remember everyone is still in school for another hour. Sit on the curb next to the school.

Thinking. Stan got me fucking pregnant. We joked and said this would happen… how DID this happen? What exactly am I going to tell stan? Should I get an abortion?

My mind races for the next 45 minutes as I hear the bell ring I stand up. i NEED to find stan. I run into the school and run through mobs of kids. I see stan's hat.

Stan's POV

I laughed as kyle cracked a joke. I feel somebody grab my sleeve and drag me into the nearest janitors closet. I hear the door slam behind us. I look and see kenny.

"Ken What the fuck!?" I shout. He has his head down and his hood on. He wasn't wearing his orange parka. That's bound to be a bad sign.

"Your Baby." Kenny muttered.

"What baby?" I ask. "Kenny explain!" I demand.

"Your… baby. Kenny lifted his face on for me to see tears running off of his cheeks. "Is right here." He points to his stomach.

"Kenny stop shitting with me." I reach for the door knob and kenny moves in front of it.

"Fucking listen stan!" he snaps back. "I have your baby inside of my fucking stomach. I am not shitting you!" kenny looks serious as fuck.