Chapter 2: Emmett is a cross-dresser

A/N: Sorry it's been a while since I updated. Varsity Band practice is going on, and school starts Tuesday, so there's absolutely no way to write everyday. And also, sorry for the confusion in the last chappy. I meant that I only needed 10 reviews to go on. I only got one. Im only writing because of that mistake. So I need ten reviews...not counting the one already posted, to go on. Thanks for reading everyone! Hope u like it.

Previously:

"Okay Em, we're almost done. Now we just need the mascara and lip gloss, and you'll be lookin' fantabulous!" Ended the procedure, she swabbed my eyelashes with some dark liquid crap that also smelled, and rubbed some of Rosalie's lip gloss over my lips. Yes, the bright red stuff.

"You are done. And looking fabulous if I may add. Now, go look at yourself in the mirror!" She said, real excited like.

"Fine...but when I'm done, it comes off." I said.

"Okay, okay, whatever. Just look!"

Giving in, I got up to look in the bathroom mirror. And I could NOT believe what that unreliable, psychic pixie did to my face!

Chapter 2:

I was the SEXIEST living creature on this face of the Earth! The nude colors of the eyeshadow really brought out the caramel highlights in my hair and the red lipgloss made my lips look full and lucious.

"Alice...i can't believe this!" I said in a loud voice.

Alice, while grabbing makeup remover, started wimpering "I'm sorry Em. Really I am. I was just so bored and I HAD to give you a make over. And Bella wasn't here, and nobody else either. I had to...I HAD to. Here i'll wipe it righ..."

"STOP!" I yell, interupting her. "You touch this gorgeous face, I'll burn all your clothes. I am a sexy beast. I want you to do this for the first day of school alright? Will ya?"

"O-of course Emmett...whatever you say. But...ya look like a GIRL!"

"So? If I look better as a girl, I'll just BE a girl." I said, very serious.

"You? A girl? Uh-huh. What happened to you being a MAN a sexy, macho man. Who doesn't do makeup...but girls and cars and jeeps. Like your jeep." She quoted.

"Well, I'll still get the girls. And jeeps are fine too. I just like this look."

"okaay...um well I think Edward and the Family are back. I guess i'll go out and meet them...." She said as if she were in a trance.

Admiring myself for a few more minutes, I decided to follow her. I wanted to show Rose how beauteous I was.

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"OH. MY. GOSH!" Rose yellled when I walked out. "What in the world did you do to your FACE!?"

"Alice bedazzled it for me. Don't you love it Rose? I'm SOO much more gorgeous than what I was." While facing her, I heard a faint snicker.

"Edward, your just jealous of my extremely good looks. I know your only average, but that's no reason to be jealous. Talk to Alice, I'm SURE she can get you to look as good as I once was." I boasted.

"Yeah. Okay Emmett. I'm just gonna go and become a girl" Edward replied while rolling his eyes.

"Well its your loss. Anyways Rose, what do you think?"

"Um. Emmett, babe? I really like it when you look like a man. You being girl is kinda like....idk....King Kong trying to be human or something." She answered.

Ya. I forgot that part. Rose is in love with the movie, King Kong, for some reason. Don't ask me why...she just is.

"No its not. King Kong can't be a human. He's a gorilla."

"And YOU'RE a man. A manly man at that. Why do you want to be a manly GIRL?!"

"Because I'm gorgeous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and get ready for school tomorrow. I think I'll give myself a facial,so I can be sure my skin is silky smooth and clear."

"EMMETT CULLEN! IF YOU DRESS UP AS A GIRL TOMORROW, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT HAVING ME AS A GIRLFRIEND! DO YOU HEAR ME?!" Rose yelled.

"Whatever Rose. You know as well as I do that you can't keep away from me. Sure you may for a day or so, but you miss being with me. Just watch I'll win."

With that, I walked off towards the kitchen to find two cucumbers to exfoliate the skin around my eyes.

A/N: Sorry its so short. I really wasn't sure what to do for this chapter. But the next chapter should be a LOT better and a LOT longer. Just remember, I need 10 reviews to go on, so if I don't get the reviews within a couple weeks, im deleting the story. Thank you for reading! Bunches of love!

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