The Realistic Evangelion Self Insert Fic
Part Three!
"I am SO bored!" Asuka complained dramatically as she sat back at her desk, feet on the top of the old desk.
"Pilot Soryu, you should not put your feet on the desk," Rei noted calmly.
"Rei, get that stick out of your ass," Asuka sighed.
"Is it me or is Asuka being even nastier today?" Shinji wondered aloud.
"It's a spam fic, I think everyone is kinda out of character at this point," Kensuke noted mildly, once again showing perceptiveness for a background character.
"Does that mean I can flip someone's skirt and get away with it?" Toji asked excitedly.
"Only if you wanna die," his girlfriend Hikari noted flatly.
"Yes, ma'am," Toji answered meekly.
"He is SO pussy whipped," Asuka snorted. She looked over at him in contempt, "Does she make you call her mistress?"
There was a beat of uncomfortable silence. "No comment," Hikari told them dangerously.
"Kinky," Rei noted mildly.
"All right everyone, take your seats," the teacher said as she strode in.
"Stand! Bow!" Hikari ordered and all the students obeyed.
"Yes, yes, thank you," the teacher sighed.
"Is she even the class rep in this fic?" Shinji asked quietly.
"I don't think anyone has the guts to argue with her," Asuka shrugged. "And who wants that crappy job anyway?"
"Fair enough," Shinji agreed.
"All right we have a new student today," the teacher continued.
Before she could continue the blonde haired westerner burst in. "Hello everyone," she declared, "I am Yamato Nadesico, perfectly normal Japanese student!"
Rei got up, then strode over and got the girl in a headlock.
"Ack!" Yamato yelped.
"A Mary Sue appears to have slipped through screening," Rei calmly explained to the teacher, "I will take her away."
"You aren't gonna hurt her, are you?" the teacher asked a bit nervously.
"Eeep," Yamato managed.
"No," Rei said calmly, "NERV is currently allowing the Mary Sues to roam Tokyo-3, as long as they do not interfere with pilots or Evangelions."
"I suppose that makes sense," the teacher noted.
Outside, the halls practically teemed with somewhat disappointed looking Mary Sues. "Please report in to student counciling," Rei informed her captive.
"Face... pressed against Rei-boob. Bliss..." the girl muttered deleriously.
Rei promptly dropped her at that point.
To be continued...
Short chapter is short. Sorry. More 4th wall breakage as reality gets invaded by lots of Mary Sues.
My reasoning on all the self-inserts appearing: The person who discovered how to do it posted it online. Several thousand people followed. Heh.