Ed the Used Car Salesman
Ed: So do you have any idea of what you are looking for?
Person: Ummm...
Ed: No? Figures. How about a used 2003 Toyota Prius?
Person: Ummm...Aren't they a little small?
Ed: I will pretend that I didn't hear that. No it's only small when comparing it to a Dodge Ram 3500. Speaking of which, would you like a red one?
Person: Ummm...uhhh...Aren't they like...short on miles per gallon of gas?
Ed: Once again I'll dismiss 'that' word. How about a 1959 Camaro Z28? Only 7,000.
Person: That price is way too high for my budget. I'm kinda short on cash.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALLER THAN THE AMOUNT OF FOOD THAT A MCDONALDS' KIDS MEAL HAS?
Person: Uhhh...Yeah...I think I'll look somewhere else.
Ed's Boss: Edward! That is the twenty-forth customer in a row. Thanks to you my profits are at an old time low. YOU'RE FIRED!!
Ed: Low! Low! What are you going to call me next midget, shorty, shrimp?!