A/N: I'm back with more insanity! And thanks so much for the reviews! Three in one day, that's a personal best! I know it's a small number, I'm not that popular…YET! I hope I can beat it this time. Anyway, here comes even more randomness!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything I reference. This goes for the whole story.

The three boys Matt, Mello, and Near had been trapped in the basement for three months with barely anything to eat or drink. The only reason they were still alive was because they were all cartoon characters and there wouldn't really be a story without them. Plus Matt had this really cool cheat code that worked in the real (cough cartoon cough) world and gave them all eternal youth. Sadly, it wears off after the chapter is over.

On the bright side, he had his action replay with him so everything was going to be alright.

But then Mello ate it thinking it was chocolate.

So on second thought, they were screwed.

Until Near had an idea.

"Maybe if we all thought really hard about a way to get out of here, our psychic abilities will kick in and it'll happen!" The pajama boy said hopefully.

Matt thought it was a great idea. Mello, on the other hand, thought it was stupid and used his psychic abilities to make a flaming piano fall on top of Near. Matt didn't say he thought the idea was good because it's only common sense that you don't argue with a man who has flaming pianos at his disposal.

So the idea was abandoned and they went back to thinking. But Matt was playing Pokémon Yellow at the time so they were soon up to their necks in Pikachus of various sizes and the mountain of Pikachus was only getting higher.

"Matt!" Mello called out from under a wave of the yellow creatures. "Quit thinking about Pikachu!"

"I can't help it! They're just so yellow and cute and… yellow and…yellow… You know they really don't have much going for `em except that they're yellow and cute."

"Then stop thinkin' about `em!"

"I can't! The game is so addictive it's starting to take over my mind!" And then, Matt's head started turning into that of a Pikachu right before their eyes.

Near yelled at him. "Matt, you have to think of a different game or we'll all die!"

"I don't -Pika!- think I can!"

"Just try! Quick, what's even more addictive than Pokémon?"

"What kind of question is that, Near?" Mello butted in. "There's nothing more addictive than Pokémon except drugs and chocolate! Everyone knows that!"

"Then give him some of your chocolate."

"NEVER! MY CHOCOLATE IS MY BABY! MY DELICIOUS, EDIBLE, BABY, THAT LIKES TO BE EATEN BY ME!"

Pika-Matt and Near just stared at Mello for a few minutes thinking he was crazy. But by the time they stopped staring at him, the entire basement was full of Pikachus and Mello and Near were suffocating.

But suddenly, all the Pikachus disappeared and Matt was nowhere in sight. However, there was a red Ferrari where he used to be.

"Oh no! Where did Matt go?" Mello asked. "He still owes me a Hersheys bar!"

"Who cares, we've got a sweet new ride." Near responded.

Suddenly, the car grew eyes and a mouth and the two boys let out a scream.

"It's Lighting McQueen! You and you're tow truck buddy stay away from me!" Mello yelled.

The car spoke up. "I'm not Lightning McQueen, Mells."

"How do you know my name?" Mello asked, terrified.

"It's me, Matt. I started thinking about Grand Theft Auto at the last second. Sadly, it turned me into a car, a Ferrari no less. I wanted to be a Mercedes…" He grumbled.

"Nice thinking, Matt." Near said. "If you hadn't done that, we would've died."

"No you wouldn't. I used a cheat code that made us immortal for one chapter, remember? Sheesh, didn't you read the beginning of the chapter at all?"

"Wait" Mello interrupted. "So we're immortal for this entire chapter no matter what?"

"Yep" Matt and Near said in unison.

"Oh. That's cool"

"Don't you have an idea of what to do with our temporary immortality?" Near questioned.

"Nope. Why?"

"Well you were setting it up like you did."

"Who cares what Mello may or may not have thought of? I have an idea." Matt said as he used his newfound psychic abilities to change back into a human and teleport back into the anime.

"Where did he go?" Mello asked.

"I have a pretty good idea…" Near responded.

"… Well don't leave me hangin' tell me what it is!"

"You'll see. Just keep reading."

"hmph. Fine."

Back in the anime, the immortal Matt had teleported back to the day he died. He was in his car, surrounded by that one, no-longer-important, lady's body guards. He stepped out of his car with his hands up just as he did the first time. This time, however, he was silent and waited for them to shoot.

When they finally did, the bullets just fazed through him and killed the other guards surrounding him. After that, there were a few still alive, so he used another cheat code, enabling him to summon the fourth Hokage and they used a double rasengan on the remaining gaurds. Matt then teleported back to the basement and the Hokage, back to his grave in the Naruto universe.

"Wow Matt, that was so epic!" Mello gushed. "I wanna try!" His expression then hardened in concentration and he began to turn blue.

"Don't over exert yourself Mello." Near cautioned. "We don't have any fresh pants."

Mello then kicked Near in the face. "Shut up, Near."

Matt butted in. "Well we don't. we've been wearing the same clothes for months."

"Actually, it's been three months." Near interrupted.

Matt then punched him in the face. "That is a sad attempt at comedy, even for you."

Matt and Mello then laughed like people on those old family TV shows do when the episode is over and the screen fades to black.

And just like that, the chapter was over and the screen faded to black.