(The scene opens with a ship emerging from fog. A bee in a helmet and orange waistcoat is seen on it.)
Charmabee: I have flown the world and seen its wonders, from Castle Town, to Green Greens of Dreamland; but there's no place like Mobius!
(An emo-looking, black and red striped hedgehog walks up from behind Charmabee.)
Shadow: No, there's no place like Mobius!
Charmabee: Mr. Todd?
Shadow: (Pats Charmabee on the head, and then throws him into the water) Ah, you're too young to understand.
(Charmabee climbs back on board, covered with seaweed, jellyfish, and few small octopi.)
Shadow: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the bastards of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth of what a chao could spit and it goes by the name of Mobius…
Charmabee: o_0
Chao: (*looks at a vial of spit*)
Shadow: At the top of the hole sit the privileged few making fun of the bastards in the lower zoo turning coolness into filth and greed…I too have ran the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of beasts is as wondrous as Dreamland; but there's no place LIKE Mobius…
(Shadow and Charmabee get off the boat, with Shadow looking more depressed than usual)
Charmabee: (Flying around Shadow) Tell me what's wrong Shadow, will you? Huh? Huh? HUH?
Shadow: Fine… Charmabee, let me tell you a story…
(Charmabee sits down like a preschooler at story time)
Shadow: There was a hedgehog and his wife, and she was beautiful… a lonely hedgehog and his wife. She was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful… and she was virtuous. And he was… lonely.
(A flashback of Shadow is seen. He and Maria are pushing a baby Cream. Shadow then grabs a little chao from the ground and gives it to Cream, making her smile.)
Shadow: There was an ugly man who saw…that she was beautiful. A DISGUSTING lawyer wannabe, who with a gesture of his hand, removed the hedgehog from his life! Then there was nothing but to wait… and she would FALL! SO SOFT, SO YOUNG, SO LOST AND OH, SO BEAUTIFUL!
Charmabee: Did the pretty lady come with us too?
Shadow: (*Punches Charmabee*) THAT WAS 15 BEEP-ING YEARS AGO, SO HOW WOULD I KNOW?!
Charmabee: And will I see you again? (*Faints*)
Shadow: (*Slips a piece of paper in Charmabee's pocket*) Here's my address. (*Walks away*)
Shadow: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with creatures that are filled with beep and the bastards of the world inhabit it…