Akatsuki Pro.
Disclaimer: I do not Own Halo, Akatsuki or any other copyrighted material in the following story (or any of my stories).
Pein: it hasn't even been a day and you updated…I bet a lot of people wish you were this fast with Fate of Four, A new Itachi and Brother's Oblivion.
Drake Hellion: I updated a new Itachi just…what, a week ago? It could be worse, I could update next freaking year!
Pein: true.
Drake Hellion: besides, art cannot be rushed.
Pein: ugh…anywho, onto the very fast chapter which is longer.
Drake Hellion: that's what sh-
Pein: Shinra Tensei!
Drake promptly goes flying through a wall.
Pein: no, that is not what she said…
Chapter 2.
Beep Beep Beep!
"ugh…damn alarm clock! Feels gods wrath! Shinra Tensei!" the clock when flying through the wall and Pein tried to fall back to sleep.
Suddenly his door flew open and in walked Konan, she was wearing a oversized white shirt and a shorts that went below her knees, and her eyes half lidded and she yawned "wake up Pein" she mumbled as she walked over to the curtain of his window.
"Konan NO!" Pein shouted as she opened the curtains quickly and flinched as the light shined into the once dark room.
"UGH!" Pein hissed and rolled off his bed away from the light "By the prophets! I am blinded!" he growled as he hid under his blanket.
"Pein…did you just qoute an Elite?" Konan asked blinking slightly as if she heard wrong.
"the proper term is Sangheili, Elite is just nickname given to them by UNSC" Pein corrected as he stood, the light no longer blinding him.
Konan slowly nodded "right…well, Deidara and Sasori are already awake and left to go get make some money, that cable high speed is pretty expensive" she commented idly as she picked up his controller and rolled her eyes "and watch where you put this, I might step on it and break it" she stated.
Pein chuckled "no, I put a jutsu on it to make near indestructible, that is my tool of destruction, much to popular belief it's the BR, but you get my meaning" he explained getting over to his dresser and pulling his mesh shirt and ninja pants.
"Alright" Konan said leaving the room and closing the door "a little excessive" she mumbled.
In the dining room there sat Hidan and Kakuzu.
Hidan
Designation: Jashins_Assassin.
Specialty: Sneaking and Camping.
Preferred Weapon: Gravity Hammer
"morning Konan, we still on for tonight?" he asked flashing her a slight smile.
Konan rolled her eyes and reached for some toast "if you mean our Halo matches then yes, we are, but if you mean that date I declined…oh four times already, then no" she replied as she sat down.
Konan
Designation: Paper
Specialty: Assisting allies and expert Sniper.
Preferred Weapon: Beam Rifle.
"just watch, on day you'll fall for my charms and give in" Hidan stated smugly and then drank a glass of milk "keep watching my back and I'll watch yours" he stated calmly as he stood and put the milk carton away.
"Hidan…shut up, can't you see I'm reading the morning paper, who knows what jobs I might find in here for some easy money" Kakuzu ordered and explained as he flipped the pages.
"thanks Kakuzu" Konan said with a smile.
"You too, shut up" Kakuzu returned and Konan's smile faded and was replaced with a frown.
"you're an ass" Konan stated getting and biting her toast, then walking away.
"a rich ass thank you very much" Kakuzu muttered calmly.
Konan then walked over to Itachi's room, which the door was open, taking a peak she saw he was sitting by the window, his eyes focused on something.
Curiosity getting the better of her "Itachi…" she called.
Itachi's eyes darted to her with a small glare and then softened "yes Konan?" he asked smoothly.
"what are you doing?" she asked walking fully into his room, which was clean, as always.
"I was replaying last nights matches in my mind to see where I could improve my skills…In those 25 matches I deduced I need to increase my accuracy with the sniper rifle, I have to get rid of that habit of reloading every time I fire a shotgun and my driving needs work" he explained.
Konan just stared "Itachi…I have no clue what you just said, but I'll support you all the way" and she left to check out the last of Akatsuki's rooms, well, the Akatsuki who were present that is.
"Kisame, you here?" she called opening the door.
She glanced around the dark room, there was barely any sound, but a loud snoring, she snorted and flicked the lights on "Wake up!" she yelled as Kisame bolted up and instead of grabbing his Samehada he reached for his game controller.
"oh…hehe, morning Konan" he greeted with a wave as he put his controller and down closed his eyes, ready for when Konan opened his curtains and let the light in.
Kisame
Designation: Samehada
Specialty: heavy weapons and tanks.
Preferred weapon: Rocket Launcher.
"Morning Kisame, go eat breakfast and then go out and do those two missions with Itachi in which we can pay our bills for the ridiculously priced high speed you all insist is needed" she said a little TOO in detail as she walked off.
Kisame nodded nonetheless and proceeded to get into his ninja clothes.
Konan sighed and stepped into her room while closing the door, she had completed her duties for the morning, that meant…
Her eyes darted over to the 360 sitting on her computer desk, her blue controller at its side.
"time to play" she licked her lips and walked over to it and took the controller.
Signing…
She put Halo 3 in and soon she was in the matchmaking menu "hmm…Lone wolves." she mumbled selected the play list and bam.
Beep Beep Beep.
Gametype: Slayer BRs
Map: The Pit
3...2...1 BEEP!
A dark blue Spartan spawned in wearing a ODST helmet, HAYABUSA chest and normal shoulders…
Problem was she spawned right in front of someone
1337Elite assassinated Paper!
Lost the lead!
Konan glared at her screen "that no good little…" she growled.
Once she spanwed in on blue snipe tower she jumped down and saw the sniper was gone "damn" she muttered turning and seeing a small gunfight going in control room, with a smirk she tossed a grenades into the side opening above the room
BOOM!
Double Kill!
She smiled and walked in, picking up the sniper rifle and shotgun she hurried out before whoever she killed came back for their equipment.
"Noob!" a pink Spartan yelled dropping from the sniper tower above her, looking up she was immediately shot with a BR and melee'd to death.
She watched as the Spartan walked over her body and…
"is that piece of shit tea-bagging me?!" she nearly yelled in anger as a vain appeared on her head.
After spawning she pulled out a MP3 and blasted the music, her eyes narrowed "your all going to die!" she yelled.
"Konan! Shut up I'm reading the paper!" Kakuzu called, oblivious to the fact Konan could not hear him.
Several moments of death, destruction and doom later…
Game Over!
Konan's points: 25
Pink Spartan tea-bagging ass points: 8
Winner is very clear.
Lobby
Paper: Tea-bag me biatch!
Pink Spartan:…
Random player: you're a girl?
Random Player 2: you're a girl who has skills?
Pink Spartan: wow…hey, here's a friend re-
Paper has left
Leaving lobby.
Konan sighed and removed her headset, that was the problem with being female gamer, your either suck so hard at the game people hate on you deadly for it, or your so skilled everyone decides to be friendly for no apparent reason.
"Konan! I have a problem! Sewer backed up!" Pein called.
Konan gagged as the smell flooded the base quickly.
End of chapter 2.
Pein: well, that was longer then the last.
Drake Hellion crawls back through hole in the wall: thank you…and the Shinra Tensei was uncalled for.
Pein: perhaps, but anyways, you got a review already, I believe congratulations are in order.
Drake Hellion: that's not needed.
Pein laughs: not from me fool, I would never congratulate you even if you defeated Chuck Norris.
Drake Hellion: Ugh…
Pein: so why did you write this chapter so quickly?
Drake Hellion: I felt like I needed to, since the first was so damn short
Pein: ah, well goodbye everyone, review if you can please.