DISCLAIMER: I do not own glee.
When it came time for Blaine and Kurt's break at quarter after seven, Blaine found it to be the perfect opportunity to introduce Kurt to both Rachel and Sebastian. Blaine knew Sebastian would be all over Kurt like he was a freshly grilled steak, and Rachel would be absolutely purring with excitement.
"What are they like?" Kurt takes a drag from the cigarette he's been smoking since they've started the walk towards the concession stand they always meet up at.
Blaine looked up, "Oh, they're horny fucks. Well, Sebastian is. I think Rachel just joins us so she has friends. She's a really good singer, and Sebastian is.. He's Sebastian." Blaine gives a small laugh as he takes a drag from the cigarette Kurt offered him.
Kurt looks over at Blaine, and from the look on his face, he could tell Kurt was interested in them. "Singer? Like, what type of music does she like?"
"Madonna.. Janet Jackson. She really likes to sing 'Like a Virgin' and 'La Isla Bonita', that's for sure." Blaine turns to the left and slows down when he reaches the picnic table Sebastian and Rachel. "Kurt, this is Sebastian and Rachel."
Kurt drops his smoke to the ground and stomps it out, and so does Blaine. "Pleasure." He says sickingly, putting up the tough guy façade.
Sebastian's jaw drops a bit, leaving his mouth slightly open, and Rachel just looks between Kurt and Blaine. "So.. um. Do you want to go out to my car?" Sebastian tries to suggest smoothly.
Kurt laughs, "With you? Ha, no thanks.. what was it, Steve?" Blaine knew that Kurt knew Sebastian's name, so why the fuck was he acting like that?
Rachel clears her throat and holds up a paper bag with about six cookies in it. "I made them from scratch, they're my secret recipe." She winks at Kurt, "Would you like one?"
Kurt smiles, and he looks happy. Maybe Kurt and Rachel could be good friends. "I think I know what you mean by secret recipe, and I'd love one. Can I sit with you?" Rachel nods, and when Kurt sits she hands him the cookie. "Blaine told me you sing."
"I love to sing. I want to be on Broadway one day, be a big star, y'know?" Kurt nods, as he finished the cookie.
"Big dreams for an amazing cook. Seriously, the best special recipe cookies I've ever had. Blaine, could you get me a diet Coke? Please?" Kurt pulls a pouty face, and Blaine mumbles and agrees, walking over to the concession stand. "I like to sing too. And dance."
"I bet you're a pretty good dancer, in the sack." Sebastian purrs to Kurt.
"I've been told. From multiple guys." Kurt snaps, he did not like how cocky Sebastian was at all. It was quite a turn-off. Rachel was sweet as candy, and Blaine was very easy to get along with.
Rachel hums to break the tension, and when Blaine returns back, Sebastian grabs his arm and whisks him off to one of the bathrooms. Kurt looks over at Rachel, confused as to what the actual fuck was happening.
"Blowjobs. He's going to make Blaine give him a blowjob." She replies contently, shrugging her petite shoulders like it was no big deal. "Blaine likes to give, not receive. I think he's a virgin, well, backdoor. He's totally gay, I can tell when I'm in bed with him. Wet things turn him off." Rachel plays with the hem of her tee shirt.
"I'm gonna buy some fries. Wanna split them Berry?" Kurt asks, pulling out a wad of ones and fives.
"What the fuck is your issue Sebastian?" Blaine yells, pushing him against the wall of the small bathroom.
"My issue is that you can't seem to see how much of an assface that new pretty boy is! He's not fucking hanging out with us." Sebastian yells back, struggling against Blaine's strength.
"He is hanging out with us, get over it. I like him and Rachel likes him. Two against one pretty boy." Blaine spat back, releasing him after Blaine quickly gave him a punch to the gut. "We'll be outside, come back to us when you think you're civil enough."
When all of them got off work, Kurt, Rachel and Blaine met in the parking lot by Blaine's car. Blaine drives Rachel here everyday, but Kurt just walked here, not knowing how he'd get back. Sebastian still wasn't talking to any of them, and left after the bathroom showdown.
"Do you want a ride to my place Kurt, and then you can just stay the night? Rachel's coming too, we figured we'd have a little.. fun." Blaine shrugs, hopping into the drivers seat of his pickup truck. Rachel sat in the middle, and Kurt hopped into the empty space next to her.
"Yeah sure. I'm up for some sex." Kurt knew that 'fun' meant sex in their world, and he was a horny teenager. Rachel rested her head on Kurt's shoulder for most of the ride, giving little yawns every now and then. She was like a little kitten.
The inside of Blaine's house was as nice as the inside, there were family portraits and pictures littering the walls as they went up the stairwell to Blaine's room.
Blaine's room was quite cozy, and Rachel said it was soundproof as well. "So, what happens now?" Kurt asks, sitting on the edge of Blaine's king sized bed.
"Everyone takes off their work shirts first, usually." Rachel lifts her shirt over her head, leaving her top half in only a lacy white bra. Blaine follows, revealing a stellar six pack, and then Kurt takes off his shirt, everyone in awe of his perfect skin.
"You're fucking gorgeous Kurt." Blaine growls, straddling Kurt's lap and pressing a hard kiss to his lips, pushing him down onto the bed. Rachel stood and watched, because man on man is hot.
Razzle 'n' dazzle 'n' flash a little light
Television lover baby go all night
Sometime anytime sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me yeah, yeah
A/N:
MUAHAHAHAHA. I shall leave it there, because I'm evil.