Okay, so, I was looking at my poll.
AND YOU SASUSAKU FREAKS FREAKING ATTACKED IT.
VOTE.
Because they're a tie and I KNOW there are more than sixteen of you.
So vote or I'll keep writing these instead!
Muahaha – wait.
Damnit.
For –Morgiee.
"I fuckin' love your useless crap!"
…
Yeah, I love it, too.
Team Force Seven Unite!
(Yeah, let's go with that…)
Defiant.
…
Rebellious.
…
Loose-Cannon.
…
Epic.
…
He was awesome. He was ever watching, waiting for the chance to bring down villains in the busy streets of Konoha. They thought they had it easy without anyone around to stop them, but they were wrong because he was –
"Naruto, what are you wearing?"
– totally getting his moment ruined by his teammates!
The would-be Hokage scoffed at his best friend. What did it look like he was wearing? "Sakura-chan, I thought it was obvious."
Sakura blinked. "Okay…" She paused, trying to let him down gently. "Say I didn't know what was going on. Say I was you-"
"OI. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"That you're a dobe, Dobe."
"OI. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN-"
"It means," A new voice began, "That we want to know why you're standing on top of the Hokage tower, at obscene hours of the night-"
Sakura gave him a pointed look. "It's seven o' clock."
He glared at her before continuing. "-wearing a cape, of all things, and staring off into the distance."
"It's simple." He smiled mysteriously.
"Simple?"
"Simple?"
"Aa."
Kakashi looked at Sasuke. Sakura looked at Sasuke. Sasuke looked at Sakura. Sakura blushed. Kakashi noticed and Sasuke got shoved in the other direction by an over-protective sensei while Sakura beat down the urge to kill him because he totally just ruined a moment between –
"Yes!" He said… strangely. "We're superheroes remember?"
"Oh my god." Kakashi mumbled, pinching the bridge of his nose.
The pinkette held her head in her left hand and used the other to prevent herself from falling over in exasperation. "We weren't serious, Naruto-"
"You weren't?" He asked, voice cracking slightly. He looked like he just saw his puppy get eaten by the Snake-man. Sakura snuck a glance toward Sasuke. Or, for that matter, saw Sasuke get molested by the Snake-man. The Uchiha raised an eyebrow at her. She winced. He immediately caught on and scowled before inwardly becoming scarred for life.
Their silent conversation went like this:
Did you just –
Yes. Now shut up.
"Naruto…" Sakura began softly. "We're ninja; we can't be superheroes, too."
"Actually…" Kakashi began, "We already are kind of like superheroes. Except Sasuke, he's like the evil turned good guy that everyone judges; like in Batman when Bruce Wayne has to-"
"Ohmigosh, Kakashi, you totally just used an analogy for Sasuke's alter-ego! It's official; he's supposed to be Batman."
"I am not Batman," Said Batman.
"Ohmigosh, we HAVE to be superheroes for Halloween." Sakura gushed, ignoring everyone.
Naruto scratched his head for a moment before brightening. "Does this mean I can wear a cape?"
"No." Sakura scoffed.
"Why not?" He whined.
The pinkette rolled her eyes and shifted to put her weight on her left leg. "Because," She scoffed, again. "Flash doesn't have a cape."
"Then I'll be Robin! He has a cape."
"No!" She said too quickly. "You HAVE to be Flash. He's HOT! And you – uh – you're, um, ah…" Laughing nervously, Sakura slowly began to inch away until Sasuke caught on and pulled her back to their square. Rhombus. Trapezoid?
Meanwhile, Naruto was busy scratching his head (yet again), trying to connect the dots while Sakura was silently praying for Naruto to not connect the dots and completely – "He's hot and I'm – oh. OH!" Sakura slumped; he caught on quicker than last time. "Ne, Sakura-chan perhaps we-"
"Ahem."
Sakura blinked. Did Sasuke just 'ahem' at Naruto? "Yes, Sasuke-kun?"
"Hn."
"UGH!" She huffed. "Trust me; you don't want to be Robin. You'll have to stick around with this bastard for the rest of your life."
"Hn." He grunted, this time sounding slightly offended. As in: 'Oi! I am not that much of a bastard!'
Kakashi chuckled, "Like you, Sakura-chan?"
"BACK TO ME AND MY HOTNESS." Naruto obnoxiously interrupted. "So, the flash is hot, isn't he?" He asked, trying to be nonchalant.
Fail.
Their only female teammate sighed. "Yes."
"Which makes me hot, right?"
Again, she sighed. "Yes."
"So can we be Team Force Seven?"
"You totally stole that from Family Force Five-"
"OI. I DID NOT. I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF THIS MYSELF."
Sasuke sighed (reluctantly). "Fine."
"Who am I again?"
"Superman!" Sakura shouted with glee.
All three men put their hands together, forming an isosceles triangle with the way their bodies were arranged. They all looked up at her expectantly. "Well," Kakashi began, "Come on Batgirl."
"Batwoman." She corrected.
Sasuke smirked, "You can say that again."
"AH!" Sakura shrieked, "SNAKE-MAN!"
"Sakura, you can't honestly believe-"
"Jump ship!" Naruto shouted.
"The elderly go first!"
They could only guess who said that.
"It worked." She smirked.
"Hn."
"Say it."
"No."
"Say it."
"No."
"Sasuke. SAY. IT."
"Hn. Team Force Seven Unite."
"Yay!"
Naruto was up there in a flash, "You called?"
Oh yeah, that was a pun.