Me likey reviews, thanks guys and thanks for the grammar and spell corrections. English isn't my first language so some of those slipped by me and my grammar control. Hope you'll enjoy the rest of the story as well... happy reading.
"You are going to pretend to be dating the wicked witch so she can freak out her mom? You are crazy Rach." Santana said as she took a cigarette from her sister.
They were hanging out at Brittany's apartment, Brittany emancipated last year so they spend most of their time there. Her parents are rich business people that moved to England, they paid for the house and gave her a monthly allowance so she could stay with her friends. Puck and Brittany were sitting on the floor, trying to play video games but they had been laughing throughout Rachel's explanation. Puck recovered just enough to throw his spliff at Santana and tell Rachel she was doomed. "Rach you are crazy, you'll rip her head off and be shipped off to jail befo..." it changed to a yell when he found out Brittany started the game up again.
"Whatever I'm getting two new guitars and a surfboard plus it's a good excuse to stay away from home and you guys.".
Santana passed the joint she rolled to Rach "Ray what are you going to tell dad?" she asked with concern etched on her face. She was the only one that was allowed to call Rachel, Ray, it was short for the childhood nickname Ray Ray.
Rachel blew out the smoke and chuckled at the look on Puck's face, he was currently getting his ass kicked by Brittany. "He's never home anyways and the times he does come home early, I want to be away, it's a win win situation. He doesn't care what we do and if he asks, I'll just say I'm here. We almost live here anyways, he knows that.". It was true, the whole gang had a key to the place so they could just come and go as they pleased. They even had more clothes in Brittany's house then their own.
Rachel stole the controller from Puck and replaced it with the joint. "You suck… San, we both know that we are just home to take care of each other. Why not both spend even less time there."
Santana went over and hugged her sister "I always knew you were one of the few with brains in the family. Now give me that controller or I'll have to kick your ass!". "But I didn't even get to..." Rachel let out a sigh and handed the controller over anyway. She loved her sister, it was good to know that there was at least someone in her family that was there for her.
Puck got up to fix himself a sandwich, Rachel was just sitting on the couch watching as her sister and her best friend were play fighting. Apparently Brittany bumped into Santana so she cheated on their video game, according to Santana that is, currently her sister was on top of the blonde demanding an apology. Rachel released a contend sigh, she loved her friends.
Quinn pretended to listen while she blocking out her friends voices. She had just explained the plan and was now on the receiving end of Sharon and Cameron lecture. Tina was in the corner watching TV, she already made her point about the plan and was leaving it at that.
"You asked that freak to pretend to be your girlfriend? That is just asking for trouble Quinn. Just watch your back, she'll steal everything in your house or rape you or start a meth lab in the basement." Quinn wondered if the two even knew what meth was and snickered.
"Shar is right, you can't trust her" Cameron added.
"Look I'm going to do this with her help, whether you like it or not. We made a deal and if she does steal the TV it's only positive in my opinion" Quinn finally snapped at them.
Rachel walked up to Quinn at her locker after their last period, of course her cronies were by her side in just a second."Down girls or should I say wroof wroof?" Rachel deadpanned before turning her attention to the blond. "So it's been a week, I think it's time to put phase 2 in action". Quinn nodded and waited for Rachel to continue her explanation
"I think you should tell you're mom we're hanging out twice this week" Quinn tries to interrupt her but Rachel kept going "We are not hanging though, unless you want me to rip your head off… Oh and I need your number." Quinn put her number in Rachel's phone and handed it back to the dark haired girl.
From the other side of the hallway Brittany shouted "Rach! Come on, we're going.". Sharon took this chance to drag Quinn and Tina away. Cameron tried to snipe something at Rachel when she passed by but was beaten to the punch by said girl "Ey Tinkerbelle, Paris is running that way… hurry, you might need to think for yourself". Cameron closed her mouth, turned on her heel and followed after her friends.
Catching up with her friends, who were waiting impatiently for her, Rachel pulled out her phone and sent the blond a text. "Who are you texting?" She didn't bother to answer so Brittany snatched her phone out of her hands.
"Who was she texting?" Santana tried again.
Brittany looked down and read the text "Well it's the wicked witch of the west… princes tell your mom car broke down and I'm coming to pick you up for school tomorrow."
"Are you sure you want to do that? The whole rip her head off, going to jail thing still stands you know"
Puck asked while unlocking his car. Brittany made a dash for the passenger seat and jumped in.
"Brittany S. Pierce! Get your ass out of there right now!"
"I beat you, deal with it S! Plus you know what happens when the two of us are in the back" Brittany stated as she pointed between Rachel and herself. Rachel rolled her eyes, of course, it was the perfect blackmail but she didn't see the point of bringing up that moment every time.
"Ok eeeew, don't remind me of that, it was enough to witness that once. I still want the front seat though, you guys couldn't date if your life depended on it."
"San just get your ass in here!" Puck shouted from his seat as he started his jeep.
The next morning Rachel came walking into the kitchen only to find her sister still cooking. "Hurry up man I need to fix me some breakfast, I can't face the demon on an empty stomach."
"Quit whining Ray, I got here first." Santana grumbled
"You kidnapped the only clean pan in the house! I can't live on just cereal! I'll die!"
Santana just rolled her eyes and continued her cooking, Puck, who had been drinking coffee at the kitchen table, let out a sigh "Here have the left over pizza, we all know you like it as breakfast."
"Yes, I win!" Rachel squealed "I was looking for that earlier but the evil sister over there said it was gone!"
"I thought it was, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered with the bacon and eggs." Santana said, snickering at how easy it was to make her sister happy, Rachel looked like a little kid on her birthday. The girl had a never ending hunger, or so it seemed sometimes.
Rachel took a seat at the kitchen table and began shovelling in the pizza. "So my dear little sister, are you taking the car or the motorcycle?" Santana questioned.
"Good question," she mumbled mauling it over "what would freak out a mom more: a girl in a jeep with blaring metal or a girl on a bike?"
"Where is my Ramones shirt?" Brittany asked, walking in wearing just jeans and a bra "And take the bike it would definitely freak my mom out."
"You mean the shirt Santana is wearing?" Rachel asked, while observing her sister. She noticed Santana's eyes sweep over the other girl's body and linger on her abs. Brittany took a look at the shirt Santana was wearing, grumbled something and turned around to find another shirt.
"You know, if people saw this they would think I'm gay... I mean, I see you guys in your underwear way to often for us just being friends" Puck stated
"You know you love us." Rachel winked "And they already think that.".
"Whatever, we both know which one of us got laid last weekend." Puck said as he stole the last pizza slice to get back at her. Rachel just ruffled his hair and took the keys to her motorcycle. She collected her stuff and walked towards her motorcycle. It was her bike but she shared it with her sister so she could use her sister's car. Rachel was lucky the bike was here otherwise she would have had to get up even earlier to get it from their own house.
When she got to Quinn's house her jaw dropped, she knew the girl was rich but all her jokes about a castle weren't too far of. She stood in front of a mansion that would fit her house, even though it was small, about eight times she was sure of it. She rang the bell and there was a voice that answered through the speaker.
"Whose there?"
Rachel hesitated "Ermm... I'm Rachel, Quinn's ride to school?" It came out more as a question.
There was no answer but after a couple of seconds the gate rolled open. Rachel pulled up and parked her bike in front of the house. She took of her helm, walked up to the door and rang the bell. The door opened to reveal a middle aged blond woman, she looked a good for a mother. "Who are you and what are you doing here?" the woman asked with a look somewhere between disgust and anger.
The brunette frowned "I'm Rachel, Quinn's ride to school. Sorry I thought you just opened the gate for me." Fortunately before things could get awkward Quinn appeared and gave Rachel a hug. She whispered in Rachel's ear "Don't get used to it.". Rachel just raised an eyebrow in disbelieve.
"You look nice today, shall we go?" She said with a flirty grin. Just as they were about to walk away Quinn's mom spoke up "Darling wear a helmet! I don't want you to be driven to death by that girl." the last part was sneered out, making it perfectly clear she didn't like her daughter's 'friend'.
Rachel just snickered as she walked to her bike while the other two bickered back and forth, this was going to be fun. She walked back to the door, where the discussion was still going, with a helm in her hands. She grabbed Quinn's hand and pulled her down to her bike while handing her the helm and shouting back to the woman in the doorway "We really need to go, I don't want to be late for school".
"Bye Mom." the addressed woman just slammed the door closed.
All politeness dropping from their faces Quinn and Rachel turned to each other. "What was that hand holding stuff? We didn't agree on you touching me!" Quinn said through gritted teeth.
"Relax princes, if you didn't complete your beauty sleep don't take it out on me! Besides, do you want to make your mom believe we are sleeping together, or not?" She took a seat on the bike after placing their bags in the seat compartment. "Oh and you hugged me remember, now stop whining and hop on."
She put her helm on and waited for Quinn to sit behind her. Rachel grabbed behind her and put Quinn's arms around her waist in order to keep her from falling of. When they got to school they parted ways. "I'm your lift back too, so don't forget to text me Hilton." Rachel shouted after Quinn, laughing when she heard the blond grumbling.