I don't own anything but the two OCs. This has also been sitting on my computer for a while.

If there was one thing in the world one Adelaide Jeanne Bonnefoy hated more than her fashion rival,Milan, it was when people ignored the obvious signs of true love. This was one of those moments. Sitting next to the French city, Maddie just sighed and tried to think of how Alice got back to their world.

"This sucks."

"Auntie, maybe we should take a page from Daddy's book."

"And what would America do? Because I feel a need to throttle my mother."

"Doesn't help that Grandpa is apparently the King of Diamonds."

"True, but...WHY ARE THEY IGNORING TRUE LOVE? Honestly! And Alfred and Mathew are the worst so far!"

"You can't say that, we haven't met the other suits."

"Maddie, darling, your maman and papa were like that back before America even thought of Revolution."

"I forget that you and Aunt Brittany are only four hundred years old."

"Yes, but you'd think we'd be older, no?"

"Yep."

"So what is Ame..."

"ALFRED-KUN!"

Both state and city flinched and turn their attention down into the throne room from the balcony that they had decided to use as their home base. They turned to see a figure in red, purple and pink running up to the King of Spades and knock him over. Alerted, both girls headed down into the throne room and Maddie gasped.

"Kiku-san."

The sniffling and distraught black-haired man looked up from his spot on Alfred's chest and blinked at her through his tears.

"Do I know you?"

Maddie and Adelaide began to panic before Maddie quickly regained herself and smiled.

"I'm sorry, you just look like my boyfriend's father. His name is Kiku."

"Oh-okay. Wah! Alfred-chan! Why doesn't Ludwig love me?"

Alfred sighed and patted his friend's back. Unlike the United Kingdom of Spades and Marmorel, the Federation of Hearts elected their King and Queen. Usually the king would marry his counterpart to signify the kingdom was one united front, but Ludwig hadn't married Kiku. Now said queen was crying into his best friend's shirt and waist coat.

Mathew paused as he walked into the room. Kiku wasn't suppose to be in the kingdom for another few days.

"Your highness, please get up from the floor."

"Hera-chan?"

Maddie looked over as the man she knew as Greece walk up to the fallen queen and gently picked him up. Adelaide was also looking at the likeness and then her lips twitched into a full-blown grin. Maddie, who sensed the "Iggy's got and evil magical idea" vibe, started to run from her Aunt's side.

Adelaide didn't even bat and eye as she pulled out a wand with a crescent moon on top and pointed it at her retreating niece.

"Nyotalious!"

"Aaaaaaah!"

Adelaide grinned as her niece, now nephew, marched back over to her.

"Bonjour, Maddox."

"Aunt Adelaide, you go changin' me back right now! I ain't stayin' like this!"

"Now Maddie, I need a male voice, and I can't change myself cause I look too much like my mother."

"So changin' Canada's carbon female copy with red hair make more sense? Auntie, you've got ta be the biggest dumbass on the face of the Earth."

"I take offence to that."

"What ya gonna do? Glare at me with rigthous English ire?"

"Maman is truly a Gryffindor isn't he?"

"Yeah I don't get it either."

Maddie sighed and then frowned at his lack of breast. By shere will he was going to have to avoid the bath room. Adelaide smacked her nephew's rear causing the genderbent state to squeak and smack his hands over it. At this Maddie squeezes and then felt his eyebrow start to twitch.
"Son of a Bitch!"

"What now?"

"I have Canada's Ass!"

"Well you can't all be as flat assed as America."

"Alfred-chan, they scare me."

"Ha ha, yeah they're not that bad. I've never seen that spell Adelaide used before though, or that type of wand."

"Cause it's like my mother's wand, his has a star."

Kiku giggled and Maddie face-plamed. This really wasn't going to be his day for who knows how long. Shaking his head and getting used to the cool air on his neck, Maddie went back to watching the in the two royals and, from what he guessed, the Ace of Hearts interact.

"Don't worry Kiku, Mother Loves having you in the palace and we'll even give your Ace a room as well. Oh hey Mattie, why are ya hidin' over there?"

The Ace of Spades panicked and started to sputter nonsense. Alfred just laughed and walked over to his brother and gently took his hand. Mathew whimpered and just clutched his key like staff tighter in his free hand.

"We have guest, dear brother. Can you find Mother?"

"Of course, Alfred."

Alfred stared after his brother until he was out of sight and then turned back to his friend. Said friend had a sly look on his face. Alfred glared at that face and Kiku pulled his sleeve up to giggle into it.

"Good thing the Kingdom of Spades has that law about Twins."

"Ha ha, Kikes...Think it still applies to me?"

"I don't see why not."

Adelaide frowned at the mention of a law about twins. She knew if such a thing existed it might help her. For now, though, she had fo focus on one tangled red string at a time. From what she could see it was also starting to fade.

'This isn't good.'

"Aunty?"

"Maddox it's time for Operation: Disney."

"See told you we'd need it."

"That you did. We'll start with the Queen of Hearts and his Ace."

"Whole new world."

"What? Why that one?"

"Meh, we don't have anything else unless dear Greece pulls a Hercules."

"Damn, you're right."

The two Alice's turned back to the rest of the room to find Heracles leaving the room and Kiku look at his retreating back longingly. Both State and City felt their face split into huge grins. That was the sign they needed. Adelaide nodded her head and then looked over at her puppy dog eyed nephew's face.

"I'm sorry Maddie, but I'm leaving you like that."

"You're a bitch."

"Of course. I'm a fashion queen."

Maddie just face-plamed. Leave it to his Aunt to turn an insult into a compliment. Maddie sighed as Adelaide grabbed his hand and started to drag him to the garden in which Kiku had disappeared into.

Not even two minutes after the two Alice's left, did Mathew reappear in the throne room. He walked over to his brother and grabbed his hand. Alfred just smiled and squeezed the slightly smaller hand.

"Hey, Mattie, there's something I want to tell you."

"Yes, Alfred?"

"I...I"

"MATHEW! FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME STOP SNEAKING OFF FROM YOUR LESSONS!"

Said male squeaked and ran off, leaving his twin to get run over by the on coming Queen of Spades. Alfred groaned as his mother tackled him to the ground.

"I'm Alfred! For Goodness sake Mother! Learn to tell us apart! We've only know you for nineteen years!"

"Sorry Alfred."

With that the Queen got up and went chasing after his twin. Alfred smacked his head back onto the marble floor and frowned at the giggle he heard.

"...Yao, shut up."

That's that for this chapter, please review. :)