[A/N: This is sang to the tune of the Hamtaro theme song played at the end of the American episodes! :D ]

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Jenga, Joe-Joe, Red, Aech, Feco, Kal, Starre, Mange, and Nil, let's go!
Gajen, Oje-Oje, Lin, Der, Cofe, Lak, Chae, Restar, Geman, Invader Dim!

Hamster,
Bad Ham,
Trick Tricky,
Kill Kill,
Battery Acid,
Evil Grin,
Invader Dim!

Blah blah blah blah blah, ooh, nah nah nah
Blah blah blah blah, ooh, nah nah
Blah blah blah blah blah, ooh, nah nah nah
Blah blah blah blah, ooh, nah nah blah

Let's break a dish, ooh ooh ooh, let's go kill too
Killin' along with us is all you do
Come on and shoot 'em through the chest, ooh ooh ooh
Get up Hamtaro, do your best
All of our hate goes to you

Come on and fling this explosive well
It's just for you
Think of all the destruction we'll bring
Invader Dim will throw the stones at you
This is our doom song, come on and sing

Jenga, Joe-Joe, Red, Aech, Feco, Kal, Starre, Mange, and Nil, let's go!
Gajen, Oje-Oje, Lin, Der, Cofe, Lak, Chae, Restar, Geman, Invader Dim!

Little hamsters, mass destruction,
In Invader Dim!

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[PS: Here's how you pronounce a few of the Bad Hams' names:

Jenga: Jane-gah
Aech: H (yep, just like the letter!)
Feco: Fee-co (almost like fecal ;) )
Starre: Star-ray

The others, I believe, sound as they look. n.n ]