A/N: Ok Hey guys so you just read THG truth or dare, now here is what happens when the Twilight gang try to do it also. So the story will continue in our conversation/ play form and it will go THG group doing it and then slightly differently the Twilight Crew will do it. I hope you like it. Some characters are slightly OOC, but it makes it that much more funny R&R! Hugs and COOKIES! (::)(::)(::) Maggiemoo1113 and Happy Kid 21
Truth or Dare Day One:
One Fall day Bella and Edward were going to go on a Date in the meadow when Charlie asked her what her plans were. He asked her to spend time with other La Push friends. Bella sighs at what to do and walks out of the house when Alice shows up and tells them to follow her when they follow her all the way to the meadow Seth,Emmet, Leah, Sam, Jasper, Emily, Rosalie, Quil, and Jake were already there. Surprise! Alice explains to them she planned a truth or dare party knowing Charlies demands, and their delay on what to do.
Alice: "See Bella I got it covered! Rose you start!" She giggled
Rosalie: "Whatever. Leah, truth or dare?" she annoyingly asks.
Leah: "I don't see how it matters if the only reason I'm here on Alpha command. Still' no wuss so leech DARE!" Leah finished her rant.
Rosalie: "well you don't mess with me puppy! I dare you to go wolf, and take Edward on a joyride through the forest.
Leah: "Yea like I can restrain myself he'll lose his man parts or an arm if he tries to ride me,"
Sam: "Leah you have to. We told the pixie blood sucker we'd play." He growled
Rosalie: "Are you scared?" she asks while making chicken Emmett joins in.
Jasper: "Attractive Rose. I'm used to it from Emmett."
Leah: "I'm NOT scared, be right back." She seethed andranbac into the meadow as a giant gray wolf.
Edward: "Do I really have to do this?" Edward asks everyone with fear.
Emmett: snickers "This isn't anything right Bella? Remember our LAST game?"
Edward mounts Leah who snaps at his neck and make some strange howl which vaguely sound like swear words. They ride once around the circle and she flings Edward off her back and pins him growling.
Jacob: How come she is the only one that gets to fight with Edward!
Emily: "Now was that so bad?" she asks Leah, snuggling closer to Sam.
Jasper: "Ugh, imprint alert, gross!"
Edward tussles with Leah for freedom and after 2 minutes of knowing her thought pattern gets away and sits next to Bella. Leah leaves and phases, came back and moves to be sitting next to Seth, gowling.
Leah: "Yo, baby imprinting freek show truth or dare?" Leah sneers
Quil: "well, you're mad, so i'm gonna have to say Truth. And it's not my fault i have imprinted, At least I have imprinted on someone, you just cry about Sam and Emily!" he announces.\
Leah: Growling and shaking madly"How many hours do you listen to Kelly Clarkson. You have to a ton you use her song to block your mind enough on patrol..."
Quil: Honestly, Kelly Clarkson I only listen to about an hour a day, but Nicki Minaj, she's a five hour thing! MY FAVORITE SONG IS MOMENT 4 LIFE! WANNA NO Y!?
Sam: "NOOO, don't get him started I listened 10 hours straight, last night. HE. CAN"T. SING! I'm still hearing 'Yes I did, yes I did Somebody please tell him who the eff I isI am Nicki Minaj,'...
Quil: " I sprinkle holy water, upon the vampire...I wish I could have this moment for life!" he starts to sing the song before getting cut off by Sam. "Sometime i pretend i'm Drake singing with her! I could be him right?" he starts rapping.
Emmett: Oh good I thought I was the only n to listen to Nicki in my head to get rid of Eddie. 'Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass?'
Quil:" Yea! Then there's that starship song! Don't tell anyone...but i got the explicit version."
Quil/Emmett: Let's go to the beach, each. Let's go get away. They say, what they gonna say? Have a drink, clink, found the bud light, Bad witches like me, is hard to come patron on, let's go get it on. The zone on, yes, I'm in the zone. Is it two, three? Leave a good tip. I'mma blow off my money and don't give two ships!
Sam: in his Alpha voice "STOP no more Nicki Minaj, or else!"
Jacob: "Wow, that was something...never do that again."
Quil: "MY TURN! Hmmmm...SETH! Truth or dare?!" he automatically shoots his glare over to Seth who is just sitting silent.
Seth: "D-d-d-dare." he stutters afraid on Quil and the big burly vampire.
Quil: "Got it! I dare you to go give Bella a big old smooch!" Everybody turns their head to Bella who looks embarrassed and confused. Edward quickly stands up and is standing inches away from Quill in seconds.
Bella: Edward, it's fine. He's actually kinda cute... like how I think Jake is it's in a totally brotherly way"
Jacob looks hurt how could Bella think that. Seth walks over to Bella who is standing and wraps his arms around her waist . Bella' fingers wind into Seth's hair as the kiss and the other up to his neck. It was a long, but hesitant and sweet kiss. FIlled with teenage nativity on Seth's part. Leah tackles Seth away.
Rosalie: "GET A ROOM!"
Leah: Stay away from him leech lover! She growls at Bella.
Bella: "Dang Seth! You're one good kisser...100% better than Edward. FORGET HIM! LETS GO OFF, GET MARRIED! AND TO THINK I WAS ABOUT TO BECOME A VAMP!
Seth: blushes "I uh, no. you're not my imprint. Though now you're stuck with title of my first kiss..." He sheepishly admits
Bella: "I'm okay with that!" she tries to go in for another kiss but Seth refuses as he wants to get the game going.
Edward: "i'm offended." he gets up after he fished writhing in pain from being rejected by Bell. It looked like Jane had got to him. So he moves to the total opposite side of the room, away from Bella.
Seth: Jacob man dare or truth? He gets a few weird looks "Oh i mean Truth or Dare?"
Jacob: "I'm gonna have to go with dare...cause I'm not a wimp!"
Leah: Sure you tell yourself that Jake...
Seth: Whispers to Jake to ask Leah out of a date, and if she refuses you must convince her she is your imprint.
Jacob: He takes one big breath then makes his way over to Leah, and gently scoots in next to her. " Hey Leah, um, I was wondering if you maybe um, wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow." he shyly asks, trying to make it seem real.
Leah: "Why Jacob," She giggled very flirty she leans forwards
Jacob: "Well, I think you are just truly beautiful, and really funny and kind. I just want to go out alone sometime. Somewhere not around all of these people."
Leah: Slaps him hard against the face and he gets dizzy
Jacob: "But I'm your imprint." he barely gets out before is officially unconscious.
Leah: Swears loudly at him. "Oh yea? Then why don't I feel your pain through the imprint?!" she growls angrily.
Emily: "What the heck Leah! It was a joke, and it was HIS turn..."
Leah: "Imprinting is no joke! You wouldn't understand always having your Sam! You wouldn't get how imprints can wreck lives! " Then she walks aways off into the forest .
Jake wakes up and sickly leans on Bella who soothes him by rubbing circles on his arm.
Jacob: "I-Is it still my turn?" he ask Bella calmy giving Edward a "IN YOUR FACE" look.
She nods her head and coues soothing words to Jake.
Jacob: Jasper truth or Dare?
Jasper: "Dare." he replies swiftly looking smug. Alice must have told him he'd go next and what he'd do.
Jacob: "What to do with you, what to do with you...Oh I got it. I dare you to walk into Walmart wearing a fairy costume, and complement the first girl you see. Then you to follow the girl around and continue complementing her."
Jasper: "I'm game." He says and whips out large pink wings with air spayed purple details and a large magenta tutu.
Edward: "Oh Jasper, you look just great! I bet Alice thinks you're even cuter!" Edward laughs.
Jasper: "Do I look better then the last time when I was a princess who had to go and ask walk bys if they'd be my froggy prince?!" he asks with fake eagerness.
Edward: "I don't know, it's a hard competition. Depends how you do on your mission..." Edward adds in.
So Jacob, Emmett, Edward, Alice, and Bella volunteer to go to make sure he does it. They hopped into Alice's car and Emmett's jeep and headed to the nearest Walmart in Forks Jasper prances in and waves to everyone,when a lady around 300 pounds waddles in with a lot of pimples on her face, with thick ugly glasses, and a stain on her shirt.
"Oh my like god I love your glasses they complement my like totally awesome fairy wings. Their real you know." He adds quietly. Emmett and Bella are doubled over laughing...
As the lady walks away he follows a step behind "Where you going in your attractive shoes?!"
The lady cries "Why do the creeps always hit on me?"
"Oh,oh oh I know! Call on me! It's because weird people with luscious eyelashes attract Fairy Princesses!" He says twirling and giggling like a schoolgirl. The lady tries to walk away to the fruit section.
"You, me, the fruit on date? What you say good looking." Jasper winks.
Well the lady called the cops and they all bolted out of there back to the meadow laughing hysterically scarring the forest critters for life.
Edward: That was DEFINITELY better than your princess one...by far." Edward finally says as the others continue laughing.
Jasper: Alice truth or dare?
Alice:Dare, because your truth is worse...I think I can't see well around these dogs.
Quil: "That's not fair!" he argues.
Jasper: I dare you to burn ALL of your clothes.
Alice: "NOOOOOOOOO! that wasn't what I SAW!" She yelped a look of pain on her face!
Quil: "Aw that's just too bad..." he chuckles under his breath.
Alice dry cries on Jazz's shoulder as Emmett, Quil and Seth take crate loads of her clothes into the giant bomb fire area.
Rosalie: "I actually thought some of her clothes were cute. I can't even watch! Alice, just go..."
Alice watches as the boys snicker and pour small amounts of gasoline on the pile larger then a garage.
Alice: Sobbing hard yelps "My CLOTHES! I no NOT that pink dress it's one of a kind from Malon! NO not that skirt it's a original Nicolas Ghesquière! Not that shirt I didn't evenl et Rose touch that!
Jasper bends over on his knees weak from his mates overly strong emotions and the contrast between hers and the giddy group.
Jasper: "Alice I thought you would LOVE this dare it just means you get to go shopping MORE." He explains sending calming waves to Alice, she stops crying as her clothes burst into flames. He feels her slight annoyance.
ALice: "Jazz, now I can't get the special clothes I like from long ago back. Even if it is and excuses to shop-" ALice becomes unfocused and has a vision. "OH MY GOSH! Bella me and you across the world shopping trip, next weekend four days long!" She twirls around.
Bella: I don't know Alice? I'll have to check with Charlie, but I guess it could be fun...but I don't want you spending all your money on me." She half lies through her teeth everyone know Bella HATES shopping.
Edward: Alice, you're scaring her! Bella, you don't have to go if you don't want to." he says pushing Alice away from Bella.
Rosalie: "GOSH! Can we just get on with the freakin' game!"
Alice: Sticks tongue out at Rose "Fine Emily truth or dare?" Alice asks to sweetly to be up to anything good.
Emily: "Im gonna go with dare...gotta prove myself worthy." she stares into Sam's eyes and gives him a small kiss.
Alice: "Ok I dare you to go in my kissing booth over there and kiss three boys I give a kissing dollar to, that will pay you up there... Then Emily is blindfolded and will rate the kisses from best ok to worst." She smirks Sam starts shaking and Jared is Pinning him down with Jasper who doesn't his mate in any threat.
ALice whips out a huge pink and red fur lined stand with hearts and cupids all over it. It's short enough so Emily can stand and lean over to give a guy a kiss. A sign said 'Kissing booth, one kiss dollar.' Emily sighs and walks up while being blindfolded.
Alice: "Ok, I snuck kiss dollars into three peoples pockets go and look..."
Sam, Emmett, and Jacob, gasp as they find a kiss dollar in their pockets with Emily's face on them.
Emmett: "Oh yeah, kissing a wolf girl..." He snickers
Sam growls and starts shaking. Jacob looks pale, no one wants the rah of an Alpha.
Jacob: "Um i guess i will be going first?" he says hesitantly making his way past Sam over to Emily.
Alice nods very fast and walks Emily's side
Alice: "First is , ok kiss away." With permission from Alice, Jacob takes one last glance back at Sam then passes over the dollar, then quickly pressed his lips against hers, it was shy, and sweet, and then he immediately pulled them away.
A chorus of Boos erupted from the audience
Quil: "LONGER NEXT TIME"
Alice: "Next is The Kid Inside, go ahead Kid Inside kiss Emily." She's giggling away and gestures to Sam.
Sam gets up and passes her a dollar, and then takes her scarred face in his hands and kisses her lightly, sweetly, but it still was a mind numbing kiss. They both break away gasping for air.
The girls aww and the boys snicker or gag.
Bella: "If you boys can't appreciate a great kiss, don't bother loving any girl." She snapps
Alice: "Dr. Lover 101 and Emily Kiss away!"
Emmett gave her his dollar and scooped Emily so she was sitting on the counter and he leaned down roughly smashing his cold lips against her soft warm ones. It was passionate and building her hands twined into his hair pulling him closer. Until she broke off gasping and went back for another. Though she only got a small one one her forehead.
Alice: "Rate away, one worst, one ok, and one great..."
Emily: "Ok Mr. Ripped was the ok kiss, it was shy, and sweet and it made me think about why we have love. Then the worst one is The Kid Inside. It was normal familiar, and boring, it made me feel like buh." She blushed deep red, " Dr. Love 101 aka My Sam is the best, it was heated full of passion, and I NEVER had a better kiss."
Alice placed them in first to last order and un blindfolded Emily. She gasped as she saw Sam aching in pain. Then Jacob and Emmett. She started gagging, and muttering something about kissing a rock, and I kissed an old man.
Sam phased in the back corner where Quil and Seth were trying to calm him down. Emmett gave a bellowing laugh
Emmett: "Don't worry Sam, I hear that good looking Hunger Games guy Finnick gives kissing lessons from 2-7 or I can." He said with a wink.
Rosalie: "Well I choose my guy wisely!" she said making her way over to Emmett and planting a kiss on his lips.
Emily: "Um well, this is awkward...well Emmett, that was just amazing. Wait! Why is Sam coming back?!" Everyone in the room turns to see Sam prancing full force towards Bella. With anger, he runs right up to Bella, goes up on two legs, and on his way down tears open Bella's arm.
Bella: "OWWWWWWW! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM!" Bella screams in pain then blacks out and hits her head with a thump.
The blood sends Jasper into a shark like frenzy. Emmett and Rose jump to hold him back as he snaps. Edward automatically runs to Bella's side to make sure she was okay.
Alice: "I'll watch her Bella. Go kill him!" Alice kneels down next to Edward. With her offer, Edward gets up and runs to Sam.
Edward: "I'm gonna kill you for touching MY soon to be wife! You have NO right to be touching her...she did nothing!" he throws a chair at him as he whacks his fangs out. Edward chases Sam out of the building and within a second, they are out of everyone's sight.
Emmett calls Esme to pick up Bella and bring her to her husband
Jacob: YOU AGREED! Jacob cried horribly shocked and hurt finding out Bella agreed to marry Edweird. (Jake's favorite nickname for him)
Quill: "Jack...calm down!" he runs immediately towards Jacob who is going insane.
Jake phases and him and Sam, go at a fight because they both had to just let out their anger.
Quill: "WAIT! STOP! COME BACK!" Quill phases and follows Jacob out of the room.
Rosalie: "oh gosh...this is why I hate werewolves. I guess I'm gonna have to go help Edward." she speeds out of the meadow.
Emily: "Ok Seth truth or dare?" Emily asks hesitantly still embarrassed
When they look Seth is fast asleep on Leah.
Leah: I'm going to make like a pinata and beat it guys." She jokes shaking, Seth gently awake.
With that the whole group leaves making a silent pack to at least film their game if they ever do it again.