Look at me, sticking to my WORD! OH YEAH!
Me: Aaaaaaaannnnnnd, were back! What's up people! It's me again! And I have three I have three questions and two dares for you guys today! What do you think about that?
Jade: I think this Interview needs to end before I stab some someone.
Me: Aw Jade. Always a positive attitude.
Jade: * Glares * Listen here you little-
Me: Ok! Our first question is for Jade!
Jade: Joy..
Me: kAtExxx asks, " Why do you like scissors so much Jade? "
Jade: * Grins * That's easy. There sharp and dangerous. I can use them to threaten people, stab things, and cut things. And the blade feels awsome against my hand. And I like the sound they make when ther open and close.
Me: * mumbels * And you wonder why people call you scary..
Jade: What?
Me: Nothing! Ok, Our next question is for Mr. handsome over there!
Robbie: I'm flattered..
Me: Not you Robbie. Beck.
Robbie: I know..
Beck: Um, Ok. Ask away.
Me: With pleasure. * Grins eviliy *
Tori: * Scared and scoots closer to Andre *
Me: This one also from kAtExxx asks, " Did you ever have feelings for Tori when you were with Jade? "
Jade: * Looks at Beck, trying to pretend not to care *
Beck: Nope. I never had thoes kinds of feelings for Tori when me and Jade were together. Just friendly feelings.
Me: Oh come on! Not even a little spark?
Tori: Oh my God..Why are people so obssessed with me and Beck?
Me: Seriously? What guy puts on a dress and heels, and does a stage fall for a girl and dosen't have any feelings towards her whatsoever?
Beck: I was just being a good friend!
Me: Okay, what about after you and Jade broke up? Hmm?
Beck: * Shifts nervously * Well..mabey a little bit. But nothing major.
Me: Mmhm..SINJIN! BRING ME THE VIDEO!
Andre': What video?
Cat: Is it My Little Pony?
Me: No Cat..and THIS, is the video I'm talking about about.
* Scene from ToriGoesPlatinum where Beck is leaning into kiss Tori but she stops him *
Andre', Cat, Robbie: * Gasp *
Beck: Ok! ok! Look, I know I tried to kiss Tori, but after she said what she said about her and Jade, I knew she was right, as of right now I have no romantic feelings for Tori whatsoever.
Jade: Sure..
Me: Jade, I have to ask, since you saw that before anyone else did-
Tori: Wait. She saw it?
Jade: Yes. Cat left her webcam on and I saw you and Beck's little moment.
Tori: Oh..
Me: ANYWAYS! * glares * Jade, what's your take on Tori after seeing that.
Jade: Well..I guess my respect went up for her alittle bit. I really thought she was gona let her kiss him, but when she said no because of me, I guess I kind of...Felt thankful that she respected our break-up like that.
Tori: Aw..Thanks Jade.
Jade: Don't push it Vega.
Tori: Sorry..
Me: Ok! You people are boring me, so, onto the FIRST DARE!
* Everyone *: Oh no...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Cat: I'm scared...
Robbie: We all are..
Me OK! Our first dare is from TandreHeart!
Tori: Tandre?
Me: Tori and Andre put together. * wiggles eyeborws *
Tori and Andre: * Blush *
Me: Ok, TandreHeart's dare is, " I dare Tori and Andre to kiss! "
Tori: W-What?
Andre': Um..Can we pass?
Me: Hmmm..Let me thi-NO!
Andre': Ok! Ok! Geez...
* Andre's walks up to Tori and kisses her for about 5 seconds before sitting back down *
Beck: * Teases *So, how was it?
Tori: * blushing * Um..It was...good..
Andre: Yeah..It was..nice...
Me: God I love the awkardness in this room! Ok, our next dare is from Andrenasomo!
Robbie: Kind of a wierd name..
Cat: DON'T JUDGE THE AUDIENCE!
Robbie: I'm sorry! i was just giving my opinion!
Cat: Ok! * giggls *
Me: ...* looks over at Jade * How are you two best friends?
Jade: * rolls her eyes * Just read the dare.
Me: Fine...his dare is, " I dare jade and beck to kiss " * Smirks * Ohh...This just got ten times more dramafied!
* Jade and Beck look at eachother awkardly *
Me: Well...What are you waiting for?
Jade: No! I refuse to do this! You can't make me!
Me: Actually..* holds up contract * I can.
Jade: * Smirks * *Walks over and rips contract into shreds *
Me: The great thing about lawyers is..They make lots of copies! * Holds up new contract *
Jade: * stomps over to Beck * Lets just get this over with *
Beck: * Nods abit sadly *
* Beck and Jade kiss for 2 seconds..5 seconds...10 seconds...15 seconds...25- *
Me: OK! I THINK YOUR DONE!
* Jade pulls back and her and Beck are blushing *
Me: Well..I guess you REALLY liked that dare huh Jade?
Jade: * throws scissors at my head *
Me: * Ducks * Hey! SINJIN I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO MAKE SURE ALL OF HER WEAPONS WERE CONFISCATED!
Sinjin: She said she'd cut cut my tounge off If I touched her!
Me: * sighs * It's so hard to find good help these days..Ok, we have time for one more question! And It's also from TandreHeart. It says, " Beck and Jade, do you still have feelings for eachother? "
Jade and Beck: * Mumble *...No..Mabye...I don't know...
Me: You guys are wonders with words.
Beck: At least were not crazy...
Me: I AM NOT CRAZY!
* Everyone stares *
Me: * Clears throat * Anyway..Ok! That's all the time we have for now! Be sure to leave abunch of questions and dares! I need stuff to torture them with!
Tori: WHAT?
Me: OK! Say bye for now everyone!
Andre': Later
Tori: Bye!
Robbie: Bye!
Cat: Byeeee!
Beck: See ya.
Jade: Someone please, get me out of here...
Me: Ok by-
* A loud crash comes through the wall *
Beck: What the hell?
* A figure walks in *
Me: Oh My God...
Robbie: It's her again!
Lucy: HA! I found you!
Jade: Who the heck is that and why does she look like me?
Lucy: That's none of your concern. * points towards me * YOU! Your gona pay for ripping of my character in one of your fanfics!
Me: Um...SINJIN!
Sinjin: On it!
* Sinjin tazers Lucy *
Lucy: AHHH! * Falls to the floor *
Me: Um...Okay...She'll be fine! Sinjin! Take her outside to the back!
Sinjin: What do you want me to do with her?
Me: Um...Just drop her off in Canada! Heres some money for a cab ride!
Sinjin: On it!
* Everyone stares *
Tori: What...Just happened..?
Me: REVIEW AND LEAVE DARES AND QUESTIONS! BYE!
