Look at me, sticking to my WORD! OH YEAH!


Me: Aaaaaaaannnnnnd, were back! What's up people! It's me again! And I have three I have three questions and two dares for you guys today! What do you think about that?

Jade: I think this Interview needs to end before I stab some someone.

Me: Aw Jade. Always a positive attitude.

Jade: * Glares * Listen here you little-

Me: Ok! Our first question is for Jade!

Jade: Joy..

Me: kAtExxx asks, " Why do you like scissors so much Jade? "

Jade: * Grins * That's easy. There sharp and dangerous. I can use them to threaten people, stab things, and cut things. And the blade feels awsome against my hand. And I like the sound they make when ther open and close.

Me: * mumbels * And you wonder why people call you scary..

Jade: What?

Me: Nothing! Ok, Our next question is for Mr. handsome over there!

Robbie: I'm flattered..

Me: Not you Robbie. Beck.

Robbie: I know..

Beck: Um, Ok. Ask away.

Me: With pleasure. * Grins eviliy *

Tori: * Scared and scoots closer to Andre *

Me: This one also from kAtExxx asks, " Did you ever have feelings for Tori when you were with Jade? "

Jade: * Looks at Beck, trying to pretend not to care *

Beck: Nope. I never had thoes kinds of feelings for Tori when me and Jade were together. Just friendly feelings.

Me: Oh come on! Not even a little spark?

Tori: Oh my God..Why are people so obssessed with me and Beck?

Me: Seriously? What guy puts on a dress and heels, and does a stage fall for a girl and dosen't have any feelings towards her whatsoever?

Beck: I was just being a good friend!

Me: Okay, what about after you and Jade broke up? Hmm?

Beck: * Shifts nervously * Well..mabey a little bit. But nothing major.

Me: Mmhm..SINJIN! BRING ME THE VIDEO!

Andre': What video?

Cat: Is it My Little Pony?

Me: No Cat..and THIS, is the video I'm talking about about.

* Scene from ToriGoesPlatinum where Beck is leaning into kiss Tori but she stops him *

Andre', Cat, Robbie: * Gasp *

Beck: Ok! ok! Look, I know I tried to kiss Tori, but after she said what she said about her and Jade, I knew she was right, as of right now I have no romantic feelings for Tori whatsoever.

Jade: Sure..

Me: Jade, I have to ask, since you saw that before anyone else did-

Tori: Wait. She saw it?

Jade: Yes. Cat left her webcam on and I saw you and Beck's little moment.

Tori: Oh..

Me: ANYWAYS! * glares * Jade, what's your take on Tori after seeing that.

Jade: Well..I guess my respect went up for her alittle bit. I really thought she was gona let her kiss him, but when she said no because of me, I guess I kind of...Felt thankful that she respected our break-up like that.

Tori: Aw..Thanks Jade.

Jade: Don't push it Vega.

Tori: Sorry..

Me: Ok! You people are boring me, so, onto the FIRST DARE!

* Everyone *: Oh no...

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Cat: I'm scared...

Robbie: We all are..

Me OK! Our first dare is from TandreHeart!

Tori: Tandre?

Me: Tori and Andre put together. * wiggles eyeborws *

Tori and Andre: * Blush *

Me: Ok, TandreHeart's dare is, " I dare Tori and Andre to kiss! "

Tori: W-What?

Andre': Um..Can we pass?

Me: Hmmm..Let me thi-NO!

Andre': Ok! Ok! Geez...

* Andre's walks up to Tori and kisses her for about 5 seconds before sitting back down *

Beck: * Teases *So, how was it?

Tori: * blushing * Um..It was...good..

Andre: Yeah..It was..nice...

Me: God I love the awkardness in this room! Ok, our next dare is from Andrenasomo!

Robbie: Kind of a wierd name..

Cat: DON'T JUDGE THE AUDIENCE!

Robbie: I'm sorry! i was just giving my opinion!

Cat: Ok! * giggls *

Me: ...* looks over at Jade * How are you two best friends?

Jade: * rolls her eyes * Just read the dare.

Me: Fine...his dare is, " I dare jade and beck to kiss " * Smirks * Ohh...This just got ten times more dramafied!

* Jade and Beck look at eachother awkardly *

Me: Well...What are you waiting for?

Jade: No! I refuse to do this! You can't make me!

Me: Actually..* holds up contract * I can.

Jade: * Smirks * *Walks over and rips contract into shreds *

Me: The great thing about lawyers is..They make lots of copies! * Holds up new contract *

Jade: * stomps over to Beck * Lets just get this over with *

Beck: * Nods abit sadly *

* Beck and Jade kiss for 2 seconds..5 seconds...10 seconds...15 seconds...25- *

Me: OK! I THINK YOUR DONE!

* Jade pulls back and her and Beck are blushing *

Me: Well..I guess you REALLY liked that dare huh Jade?

Jade: * throws scissors at my head *

Me: * Ducks * Hey! SINJIN I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO MAKE SURE ALL OF HER WEAPONS WERE CONFISCATED!

Sinjin: She said she'd cut cut my tounge off If I touched her!

Me: * sighs * It's so hard to find good help these days..Ok, we have time for one more question! And It's also from TandreHeart. It says, " Beck and Jade, do you still have feelings for eachother? "

Jade and Beck: * Mumble *...No..Mabye...I don't know...

Me: You guys are wonders with words.

Beck: At least were not crazy...

Me: I AM NOT CRAZY!

* Everyone stares *

Me: * Clears throat * Anyway..Ok! That's all the time we have for now! Be sure to leave abunch of questions and dares! I need stuff to torture them with!

Tori: WHAT?

Me: OK! Say bye for now everyone!

Andre': Later

Tori: Bye!

Robbie: Bye!

Cat: Byeeee!

Beck: See ya.

Jade: Someone please, get me out of here...

Me: Ok by-

* A loud crash comes through the wall *

Beck: What the hell?

* A figure walks in *

Me: Oh My God...

Robbie: It's her again!

Lucy: HA! I found you!

Jade: Who the heck is that and why does she look like me?

Lucy: That's none of your concern. * points towards me * YOU! Your gona pay for ripping of my character in one of your fanfics!

Me: Um...SINJIN!

Sinjin: On it!

* Sinjin tazers Lucy *

Lucy: AHHH! * Falls to the floor *

Me: Um...Okay...She'll be fine! Sinjin! Take her outside to the back!

Sinjin: What do you want me to do with her?

Me: Um...Just drop her off in Canada! Heres some money for a cab ride!

Sinjin: On it!

* Everyone stares *

Tori: What...Just happened..?

Me: REVIEW AND LEAVE DARES AND QUESTIONS! BYE!