The Phantom Characters present The Three Little Pigs

Disclaimer: I still don't own the phantom of the opera or the three little pigs.

Cast Raoul: first little pig Christine: second little pig Erik: third little pig Aeshya: the big bad wolf

PhantomSiren: director

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. Their mother kicked them out of the house, so they had to go into the world and build their own houses.

(Erik, Christine and Raoul in the forest)

Raoul: Now what?

PS: (runs on the set with lots of paper) Here.

She hands everyone a script.

Raoul: (flips through it) Oh, okay. Um. (reads) We should go into the world and build houses for ourselves.

PS: Great. (runs offset)

Christine: (confused) Why don't we all just move to an apartment?

PS's Voice: JUST READ THE SCRIPT!!!

Christine: ( grumbling) Okay, okay. We'll all go different directions and make our houses. (rolls her eyes)

Characters stand around.

PS's Voice: GO!

They run off in different directions.