KALEWEN GOES 2 MIDDLE-EARTH (SQUEE!)
By Kalewen Moonshadow Greenleaf
Chapter Two: Confession
Oh ye gods this is so embarrassing. I'm wondering how many people don't get THIS far and realize that it's a PARODY... Hi. The author here. If you took this seriously, you're looney. Thanks to http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/urukhai/ficguide.html for most of the phrasing in the summary and headers. Yes, I stole it directly. It was my InSpIrAtIoN like omg & stuff. *wink*
By the way, if you don't believe there are actually writers like this on FF.net, make sure you hit the Reviews section (http://www.fanfiction.net/reviews.php?storyid=1004203). Read "Morgan's" snitty little anonymous review. It's a gem. Because (as far as I can tell) IT'S REAL. *guffaw*
Oh, and "Heather" honey? It's a parody. "Begginings of a pretty good standard Legomance" indeed...
-- Kielle (kielle@subreality.com)
PS: If this made you laugh, don't miss the original round of comments at http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=_redpanda_&itemid=33488 -- they're just as funny!
PPS: EOMRE+ARAGON 4EVR!!!
PPPS: Gah, somebody hit me, I'm stuck.
Chapter Two: Confession
Oh ye gods this is so embarrassing. I'm wondering how many people don't get THIS far and realize that it's a PARODY... Hi. The author here. If you took this seriously, you're looney. Thanks to http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/urukhai/ficguide.html for most of the phrasing in the summary and headers. Yes, I stole it directly. It was my InSpIrAtIoN like omg & stuff. *wink*
By the way, if you don't believe there are actually writers like this on FF.net, make sure you hit the Reviews section (http://www.fanfiction.net/reviews.php?storyid=1004203). Read "Morgan's" snitty little anonymous review. It's a gem. Because (as far as I can tell) IT'S REAL. *guffaw*
Oh, and "Heather" honey? It's a parody. "Begginings of a pretty good standard Legomance" indeed...
-- Kielle (kielle@subreality.com)
PS: If this made you laugh, don't miss the original round of comments at http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=_redpanda_&itemid=33488 -- they're just as funny!
PPS: EOMRE+ARAGON 4EVR!!!
PPPS: Gah, somebody hit me, I'm stuck.