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Chapter 2 - Velvet Sky, Alex Shelley, and ?... (Velvet Returns! BUT...The Tables Are Turned This Time!)

Later...

It was time for the next segment of the show, with TNA's Velvet Sky onstage next to Maury.

"Ok, everyone, this is Velvet. Velvet has been on our show two times." he announced.

Silence.

"She came here before because the love of her life, Alex Shelley, revealed that he was cheating on her." he continued, and while a shot of Alex was shown backstage, the audience began their unanimous, "Ooooohhhhhhhh..."

The host continued, "And who was Alex cheating on her with? Her best friend, Angelina Love."

"OOOOOOOOHHHHH!" the crowd roared when a past picture of the platinum blonde was shown on the screen next.

The audience continued their jumble of an uproar when Maury continued, "In fact, Velvet's best friend Angelina, she was trying to have a BABY by Alex!"

Insert audience reaction here.

"But as heartbroken as Velvet was, she forgave Alex."

"WHAT?" some angry chick cried from the bunch, mixed with the loud reaction of the crowd.

Velvet solemnly nodded. "I did." she confirmed.

"And today, Alex says that he's not cheating. In fact, he's excited that he and Velvet are expecting their first child together, BUUUT...Velvet is now hiding a secret from Alex!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the crowd screamed obnoxiously and roared in anticipation. This was gonna be a fun 10 minutes.

"In fact, two secrets. (insert random BLEEP between every second word that he says. Seriously, why does the stage crew do that?) Take a look at Velvet's previous appearance on the show." the host segued into the past.

Flashback - April 29, 2007

"Who do you think Alex is having sex with?" asked Maury, to an exasperated Velvet. This was back when she was hanging around with the Beautiful People. Don't wanna go there again.

"My best friend Angelina." she replied, to a HUGE negative reaction from the crowd. Backstage, Angelina Love was shown covering her face with her hand, faking a cry. In reality, she was tearing up because of the allergic reaction she had to the cologne that was rubbed off on her after she and that dude-never mind. Anyhoo...

"I really love Angelina, and I love Alex. I'm just so...hurt!" the blonde exclaimed.

Angelina's confession: "I AM sleeping with your boyfriend Alex!"

When the three were settled onstage: "No, no, NO, how could you do that to meeee?" Velvet cried, her voice getting higher and angrier towards Alex. When they were backstage, the verbal assault continued. "Why'd you bring me on TVAAAYYY, WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS AT HOOOOMMMMEEE?" Velvet screeched in the Detroit native's face while he couldn't help but to stifle a laugh.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the Knockout screamed, stamping her feet in an immature fashion. Maury tried to calm her down, but even his 72 year old self didn't need this crap. Next, Velvet confronted Angelina. "Angiiiieee..." she groaned.

"I'm sorry, sweetie." the platinum blonde said flatly and unconvincingly.

"You want to sleep with someone, I could've hooked you up, I got plenty of men! (Wait, what?) Why'd you have to sleep with the one I'm in love with?" Velvet whimpered.

A FEW MONTHS LATER - November 11, 2007

"What's gonna happen if you find out that they're doing it again?" asked Maury.

"This is the last time, Maury, this is the last time." Velvet said surely.

"Oh, you really think so?" he asked, unsure.

"I know so!"

Backstage Angelina Love confession: "Since the last show, I've STILL been having sex with your boyfriend Alex." she revealed, with Alex awkwardly sitting beside her. He finally spoke up and added, "We had sex two times since we left the show. And it was HAWT! I mean, smokin, bangin' HAWT-"

She cut him off with a monotone, "Vel, please forgive me."

After the confession, Velvet was loudly squealing/screaming, tears running down her cheeks while her hands covered her face.

Maury, the helpful bastard that he was, took Velvet's sheer depression and vulnerability to his advantage and added even more drama! "Hey, they had something else to tell you!" he exclaimed.

She cried harder.

Angelina continued onscreen, "For the last two months, I have been trying to get PREGNANT by your boyfriend Alex."

The audience roared again as Velvet leapt up from her seat and faced the two backstabbers when they soon joined her onstage. She screamed at Alex, "You trying to have a baby by my FRIEND? This (BLEEP) has to STOP!" she snapped, lunging towards him when the security had to hold her back. "This is gonna stop!" Then, she faced Angelina. "Why did you do this to me AGAIN?"

She shrugged. "Sorry."

"The only way you're really sorry is that you forget about this guy." Maury told the unsympathetic friend.

Backstage, Velvet was unleashed. "Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! *pause* ...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she let out a primal screech. "I'm TIRED OF THIS!"

Wow. Back to today...

"...But you forgave him again!" exclaimed Maury, as she nodded along. "You took him back!"

"I did, Maury. I did, and it's because I love him!" Velvet exclaimed as the audience murmured in disagreement.

"Love him?" asked the host, while Alex was shown again backstage making sure that his mohawk was perfect and then making sexy poses for the camera because he's a badass like that.

"Yeah, what you guys don't understand, is that he's been great." the Knockout continued. "He changed, he really-"

Maury decided to RUDELY cut her off to save time. "He changed, he turned the page, he changed." he finished for her.

She gave him a look.

"NOW, you have to tell Alex a secret."

She sighed and twiddled her thumbs. "I know, Maury, I know."

"Oooooh..." the audience chimed in. Really, was that the only thing they were taught to say there?

"In fact, there are TWO secrets." added Maury.

"WHOOOOO!" everyone cheered, while at the same time, Velvet was making this weird hyperventilating/moaning noise.

"What's the first secret?" he asked.

"The first secret is, uh...that I had sex with Alex's friend." she confessed, to a rousing round of supportive cheers from the crowd. After she said that, Alex's partner in crime, Chris Sabin was shown backstage next. Maury gestured to the screen. "This guy right here? And he's his best friend?"

"Mm hmm." she nodded in agreement. "Very best friend."

"Ok, but let me ask you this. Was this one time?"

She shook her head in response. "No."

Then, there was another loud, continuous BLEEEP-ing sound mixed in with the reactions of the audience. She continued, "A few times, Maury. More than your old, decrepit age."

He shot her a disapproving look, but ignored that comment. "What's the second secret?"

"...I'm not really pregnant." she announced, to an even bigger response to the crowd. This one dude was so riled up that he was hopping up and down on the seat before he and the chair fell over. Over all the noise, Maury asked, "Alex thinks you're pregnant?"

She nodded.

"Wait a minute! Does Chris think you're pregnant?"

Her lip trembled. "...Yes..."

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" everyone continued roaring. Wasn't this beginning to get a little old now?

Maury loved seeing her in pain and asked cheerfully, "He thinks you're pregnant with HIS baby? Alex thinks you're pregnant with HIS baby?"

"YES, DAMN IT!" she snapped. "STOP PRESSURING ME!"

He continued, "And you're not pregnant with either baby?"

She shook her head 'no'.

"So not only does Alex not know that Chris is the guy you've been messing with, he also thinks that you're pregnant with his baby, Chris thinks you're pregnant with HIS baby, you gotta tell EVERYBODY the truth today." he cleared things up for us.

Velvet let out a sob while the audience cried out a mix of 'DAMN!, WOW,' and 'WHOA!'

"Everybody, here's Alex. Alex, come on out." he announced. Then, the crowd cheered in Alex's favor once he arrived onstage and posed his 'Guns' sign to the audience and smiled. After shaking Maury's hand, he asked, "Hey, how ya doing, Maury?"

"Hey, good to see you!" he greeted back as Velvet stood up to face him. Shelley and Sky looked each other down before the host continued, "How you doing, Alex, sit down."

"Hey, dude, it's all good, thanks for asking." he smirked, taking a seat next to his girlfriend. "I am a happy boy."

"Except she's got a secret." he continued, waiting to make Alex angry. "How about that?"

"Uh...I dunno. Hey, before we leave, can I take that nice fruit basket that I saw in the green room home with me? I wanted to throw some apples at the Pommpets next door." he replied.

"...But you know, the good news is that Velvet said you're a changed man." the host announced.

The Detroit native paused for a moment and blinked. "...Uh, yeah."

The crowd applauded his sincere honesty.

"And you're gonna have a child! Excited about that?"

"Hells yeah! Now, at first, I was nowhere ready for parenthood and was about to bail to Mexico, but now I've realized that if I get to pass along my sexy genes to the next generation, I'm all for it. Can't wait." he nodded and smiled, as the crowd applauded again with a mix of, "Awww!'s" Alex smiled towards Velvet while she tearfully smiled back at him and held his hand.

Maury, of course, ruined the moment by saying, "Velvet, tell Alex why you brought him here."

She sighed. "Okay." Then, she approached her boyfriend and kneeled down in front of him. "You know that I love you, babe right? Well, I've been lying about some things, and I want you to be understanding about this, ok?"

He looked confused and nodded. "Vel, don't get on your knees here, save it for after the show..." he said in a whisper, with a devilish gleam in his eye.

"This is serious!" she snapped. "Now, um...I've...I've been having an affair."

Alex's smile faded and he gave her a wierded out look as if to say, 'WTF?'

Before she could continue, there was another BLEEP that blocked out some comment that Alex cried out, when he stood up. She stood up to face him again as she cried, "Wait, babe! Hear me out, seriously, Alex!"

"Hear her out now, Alex." Maury echoed.

The Detroit native whipped around and faced her. "What?"

"So like I said, I've been having an affair...and-and I've been sleeping with your best friend." she finished.

"OH!" the crowd roared, and as soon as Chris was shown backstage, Alex's eyes widened. "Oh, HIM?" he demanded angrily.

"I've been sleeping-" she began.

"You are a lying WHORE!" Alex snapped suddenly, headed backstage. Before he could, Velvet began full breakdown mode and begged him to stay. "Alex, Alex, please, PLEASE, I'm sorry, Alex!" she cried. "No, babe, listen to me, this is nothing that I planned, this is nothing that I planned-seriously, *voice cracks* PLEASE , please, Alex, I AM SORRY!" she whined, on her knees and grabbing his hand. The audience had a blast laughing at this desperate mess of a woman.

"Let me go!" Alex snapped.

"Seriously, SERIOUSLY, ALEX!" she begged. "Don't do this to me, Alex, please don't do this to me!"

"Hold up, she has something else to tell you!" Maury told Alex to add to the drama.

He sighed and decided to sit in Maury's special chair instead, AWAY from Velvet. "Un-freakin-real, man." he muttered.

"Now, this guy's here, Alex." Maury tried to pull him out of his special chair, but gave up. "We're gonna bring him out here."

Velvet approached him and grabbed his arm. "I'm sorry, I'm SORRY!"

"Leave me alone, whore!" he tugged himself away.

"Before Chris comes out here, he had a message to give to you." the host told Alex. "All right?"

"What the (BLEEP)'s goin on?" Shelley asked, confused, while the audience laughed.

Backstage...

Chris said, "Alex, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for sleeping with Velvet for the past four months. I just wanted to let you know that you and I are still buds for life, man, and I'm totally sorry. I know we've been best friends for the last 5 years and we've made our special calling as Detroit's own Motor City Machine Guns, but in all honesty, everything that you put Velvet through, it'll be hard for me to feel sorry for you with all the cheating that you've done in the past. *some lady in the audience cheers, "That's RIGHT, sexy!"* I know I said that it's hard for me to feel sorry for you, but you gotta realize who you have with you, man, you've got yourself a great woman. A woman that's taken care of you and stuck by your side. Alex, you have to realize what you have and take care of her."

"Here he is, Chris, come on out." announced Maury.

The crowd cheered again for the second member of MCMG as he came onstage and first shook Maury's hand. Next, he and Velvet shared a more-than friendly hug while Alex looked outraged. "What the HELL is wrong with you, dipwad?" he cried as Maury held him back.

"Oh, you (BLEEP) know what (BLEEP) you did- (BLEEP)-you're supposed (BLEEEEP) to be my best friend and you do this!" the Guns' voices overlapped.

"You wanna tussle, Sabin?" Alex demanded, in fighting stance.

"So you're gonna be like THAT, now? Please, dude, with all the wrong you've been doing, you've had this coming for a while! It's gonna go down back in the parking lot, buttmunch!" Chris snapped back. "Bring out a referee!"

Velvet continued crying.

"All right, everyone sit, sit, sit!" Maury instructed. Alex was in Maury's special chair, Velvet was a few feet away from him, Maury was in the seat next to hers, and Chris was on the opposite side of the stage.

"I'm sorry, Alex!" Velvet whined again, to no avail.

"Are you sorry for what you've done, Chris?" asked Maury.

"Of course I'm sorry. Alex is still my best friend and Velvet's one of my closest friends, too!" Sabin explained.

"I guess so!" Maury exclaimed.

"Well, hey, look at how bad Alex did her in the past, so Velvet needed some comforting and consoling, and I gave it to her!" he finished.

Alex leaned forward and called, "(BLEEEEP!)"

"OH!" the crowd exclaimed.

"You're crazy!" he continued.

Velvet continued sobbing and whimpering as Chris yelled back, "Hey, that's how it is, that's how it is!"

"WHOA!" the crowd cried.

"She's gonna be MY girl!" Sabin announced.

"WHOO!"

"Oh, my lord." Maury chuckled. He was loving every moment of this. "Well, I don't know if you want that or not, because guess what?"

Alex raised an eyebrow and smirked while watching Velvet cry, as Chris asked, "What?"

"Velvet's got a secret to tell you BOTH." he finished.

"OH!"

"Okay...um...this baby I'm carrying...I'm not carrying it." the Knockout announced, to the utter shock of Chris AND Alex. If you could see the expression on their faces, you'd laugh too.

"OHH!"

And right then and there, the once sweet and caring Chris was now replaced with him leaping up and yelling, "You lying bitch, you bring me up here and get me to embarrass my best friend here on TV! All that, and you're gonna have me spending money on-"

Alex chimed in on the bashfest alongside Chris, "I told you, you are nothing but TRASH! You lying, skunking, roach-(BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEP!)"

Velvet sobbed and sped backstage as the guys stormed after her with their berating words.

"Aw, HELL no..." Alex sighed.

"You're nothing but a HO!" Chris yelled, to another round of 'OH's' from the crowd. Alex snickered at this.

Meanwhile, Velvet was backstage while the guys' insults could still be heard.

"(BLEEEEP)-to take that, (BLEEP) your sorry ass-" Chris called while the blonde slipped off each of her shoes, angrily tossed them one by one towards a wall, hopped around and let out a piercing, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and furiously began pounding the wall, unleashing her fury.

"That's some messed up jizz, Vel!" Alex called.

"You don't treat people like that, Velvet!" added Chris.

Velvet continued screaming and angrily pounded a couch next, while the guys continued yelling, the audience whooped and cheered at this circus of a show, and Maury called, strangely sounding older than he already is, "WHY ISN'T EVERYONE OUT HERE?"

Chris and Alex joined her backstage to yell at her face to face. Sabin continued, "I was spending my hard earned money buying baby clothes, what, were you just wasting my time?"

She whipped around and snapped back, "I DIDN'T WASTE YOUR TIME! (BLEEP)"

He scoffed. "Waste of my time!"

"No, I TRIED to have your baby, I tried!" she cried huskily. "I'm SORRY!"

Alex and Chris's voices were overlapping again.

"A liar AND a cheater?" demanded Chris.

"A liar and a cheater, AND A CHEATER?" echoed Alex.

"AND you're gonna be embarrassing my bro on TV like that?" Chris added, furious.

Maury wrapped an arm around her shoulders while she cried, "Hey, HEY! Don't gang up on me! I'm sorry, Chris, I'm sorry!"

"Yeah, whatever." he muttered. "You have me spending money and crap like that, I-NAW!" he grunted in fury. He didn't know how else to put it. "You think I care about some ho? A HO?"

Velvet cried out, "(BLEEP)!"

"You know, Velvet, you might be better off without either one of em!" Maury finished off the segment with that sparkle of advice.

AN: I love this chapter. And I have nothing against Velvet Sky, she's actually one of my favorites. But anyways, more coming up soon! Reviews would be great as always, please!