A/N: Thank God I can stockpile this story, by the time I get to upload this I'll be writeing chapter 5! Link: I'm holding you to that, you know? Phil: I'm awere. Zhang: Wait... -looks at the chapter title- WHY ARE WU AND SHU GETTING INVOLVED? Phil: Cause I'm a sadist. -evil smile- ?: Well, Zhang, we meet again. Zhang: Huang Zhong, what are you doing here? Huang: Phil invited me. ?: If you two are done, Phil has a chapter to write. Phil: Thank you, Lu Xun. Lu: No problem. Huang: THE FALLOWING IS A NON-PROFIT FAN BASED PARODY! DYNASTY WARRIOR BELONGS TO KOEI, LEDGEND OF ZELDA BELONGS TO NINTENDO! PHIL ONLY OWENS THE IDEA AND WHY THE HELL IS THIS UNDERLINED? Phil: For enthisis.
Chapter 2: In which Wu and Shu get involved
As Zhang trained in the courtyard, he heard a horse whinny outside, he ran to see what was wrong only to have a look of pure shock. An elderly man in green with a small hat and demonic looking faces on his shoulders rode up. "Zhang Liao? I wouldn't think Wei would seek help here." the man said, after which Princess Zelda and Link walked out. "Zhang, who is this?" Link asked, making the old man look up at the blonde boy in green. "I am Huang Zhong of Shu. I am here on behalf of Lord Liu Bei." Huang said, a slight bow to Link and Zelda. Huang had a bow and a single edge war sword. "I am Princess Zelda, welcome to Hyrule." the princess said with a slight wave. "Lord Liu Bei wishes an allience." Huang said. "I'm sorry, but we have already formed an allience with Wei." Zelda said, seeing Zhang grip his spear tighter. "None the less, wouldn't Hyrule rather join a victorious kingdom then aid a loseing kingdom?" Huang said. "How is that relavent when your entire kingdom isn't even unified?" another rider asked, he wore a red shirt that only covered his upper toro, a red knee lenth jacket, and red pants. "Lu Xun..." Huang and Zhang said with disgust in their voices. "I am here for Lord Sun Jian." Lu said, which made Zelda slightly mad now. "FOR THE LAST TIME, HYRULE HAS ALINED WITH WEI! HOW HARD IS IT TO GET IT THOUGH YOUR HEADS?" the princess screamed. "Ma'me! The castle is under seige from Moblin hordes!" a random guard yelled. "I wish to help you." Lu said, drawing his two sabers. "As do I." Huang said while he got his sword. "My spear is at the service of Hyrule." Zhang said. "Exallent. Lu Xun, lead a company of soliders at their front. Zhang, lead the calvery devisions around the back and take them out from there." Zelda ordered as the two men nodded and ran to their respective posts. "As for I, Pricess?" Huang asked. "You are far to old to fight." Zelda said, which really made him angery. "Mad'me, I can still fight." Huang argued. "Very well..." Zelda sighed, sitting in her throne. "But, keep Link with you, I'm not risking your death. Your Lord Liu Bei would probably never forgive me." Huang nodded and ran off to find Link, who he found battleing the commander from horse back. "Die where you stand!" Huang yelled as he began to cut appart his foes. The moblins soon began to surround him. As the monsters began to cut at him, Huang laughed. "There's still life in me yet!" he yelled as he spun his sword around and and then fired an arrow at his enemies that exploded in a firey inferno. Link, seeing this inferno, stabbed the moblin commander in the abdomin and ran to aid the old man. "Are you okay?" he asked, the old man laughed. "I may be old, but my spirit is strong. Thank you... Pong Tong." he said and fainted. The moblins began to flee which was good as now Link could focus on getting the elderly archer back into the castle.
Meanwhile in the Desert
Gannondorf couldn't belive it, his people had a new ruler and Lu Bu had challanged her. "Are you ready?" the woman asked, seeing Lu Bu nod, she charged him with her spear, only to be stabed in the chest by Lu Bu's halberd. "How... Is this... Possible?..." she asked as she slipped into death. "The winner and new ruler of the Garudo people is... Lu Bu." Gannondorf said, dryly. "As your new king, we must attack Fan Castle!" Lu Bu yelled, earning murmers of uncertenty in the ranks of the female warriors. "Lu Bu, where is Fan Castle?" Gannondorf asked. "Back in my homeland. Soon, I shall return as the new Lord!" the bulky man yelled.
Somewhere in Wei
A man in purple robes looked around the room. "Soon... All this will be mine." he chuckled before a man in blue, white, and purple robes came into the room. "Ah... Lord Cao Cao, what trubles you?" asked the first. "Sima Yi, as you know, Lu Bu escaped towrds Hyrule. I don't know if sending Zhang Liao was the best plan of action. Lu Bu and Zhang Liao have a history together in b. Lu Bu has a way of getting fallowers." Cao Cao worried. "My Lord, then we should reenforce Fan Castle with units from Cao Ren and Pang De." Sima Yi sugested. "Shu has also had intrest in the area. Would a move like that ignite an attack from Liu Bei?" asked Cao Cao, who was paceing in the throne room. "My lord, allow me to go to Hyrule to... Chack on Zhang Liao's work." Sima Yi said, not wanting his lord to know his true reasons. "First hold Fan Castle, then go to Hyrule." Cao Cao ordered, grabbing his pen and some paper.
A few days later in Wu
"Lord Sun Jian! A letter from Wei has arived!" yelled a guard, waveing a scroll in his hand. "Let me see it." said the red armored lord.
Dear Lord Sun Jian
I hope this letter finds you in the greatest of health. I surely hope your family is well as well. But enough blabbering. I need your help to defend Fan Castle, LordBei plans to take it, and Guan Yu shall be leading them. I will know your answer once the battle begins. I hope your choice is wise.
Lord Cao Cao of Wei
Sun Jian read over the letter many more times until his children, Sun Ce, Sun Quan, and Sun Shang Xiang walked over to him. "Father, we shall fight along side Wei agenst Shu, are we not?" asked Sun Ce, the Little Conquerer. "Yes, my son, we fight along side Cao Cao's men." Sun Jian said, raiseing his sword high in the air.
Back in Hyrule
Huang Zhong was soon baombarded with questions about how he pulled off such amazeing power by everyone, save Lu Xun and Zhang Liao. The two master stratagists soon got so bored that they began to compair notes. "Why so much fire?" asked Zhang Liao eventually. "The real question is "Why not?"." said Lu Xun, chuckleing to himself.
"Mr. Zhong, how did you survive the attack?" asked one of the maids who the Princess ordered to serve him. "If you must know" began Huang Zhong "In my land, all warriors train in an art called Musou. It's normally just your spirit's power infused with your weapon, but, when your near death, your spirit uses one's magical skills to enhance your attacks ten fold." with this the maid nodded and left the room, not really understanding the skill. As she walked, she saw Lu Xun in the court yard pracitceing some kind of spell. "Master Xun? Do you need anything?" asked the maid. "No, if anything, I need to contact Lord Jian." Said Lu Xun. "Master Xun, what are you doing?" asked the maid. "I am perfecting a magic skill that some in my land use. It's called Fireburst." Lu Xun explained. "I see, is it one of those "Musou" things?" she asked. "I assume Huang Zhong told you about it?" asked Lu Xun. "Yes, he did." she said. "Well, it's not quite the same. This is the spirit's energy flowing from body in the form of it's own attack." explained the Wu stratagist. "I see..." said the maid, walking off. She didn't know what to think, these things seemed so forign yet so close to home. She wasn't watching where she was going until she ran into a meditateing Zhang Liao on the other side of the courtyard. "I'm sorry!" said the maid, hopeing that the spearmen stratagist wouldn't decapitate her on the spot. "No, it's my fault." said Zhang Liao, standing only to bow. "I still should have gone around." said the maid. "Either way, Zhang Liao, Lu Xun, the Princess wants to see you." said Link, walking into the courtyard. "Yes sir!" said Zhang Liao and Lu Xun.
Once Zhang Liao, Lu Xun, and Huang Zhong got together in Zelda's throne room with Link, and two of Hyrule's Master Generals, the PRincess walked in, earning a bow from all 6 of the warriors. "I have bad news. An advance party found the deset empty of Gorudo. I fear they are headed to your homeland." the Princess said, turning to Zhang, Huang, and Lu. "What!" yelled the three. "I will dispatch three units of infentry to aid in tracking them and defending the lands of Wei, Shu and Wu if needed." said Zelda, now turning to her Master Generals and Link. "Master General Derek and Master General Valak, I am dispatching you two with the infentry." she said. "Ma'me." the first Master General, who had his armor on, a giant sheild, and a club began, standing "We know nothing of the terrain, the monsters, the culture, and so on. My point is, we are going in blind, we're tacticly screwed." he said. "Master General Valak, I see your concern. But, if you haven't noticed, we have three people who have battled in these lands for years." Zelda said. The second general, who also had his armor, a smaller sheild (generic knight's sheid), and a spear, stood, makeing Valak sit. "That may be true, but, the area seems to be in choas." said the second. "General Derek," began Link "the kingdom of Wei is out ally. We are oblagated to aid them." Derek nodded and sat. "We must move now." Zhang said, standing and picking up his spear, and Lu Xun also stood. "Wu will also help." "I'll never hear the end of it from Lord Liu Bei, I'll aid." Huang Zhong.
END OF CHAPTER!
Is Guan Yu awere of Hyrule's defence for Wei? Is Lu Bu going to crash the Battle of Fan Castle? Next time.