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"The Happy Tree Dome is one of the most dangerous and greatest place for anyone to settle. It is a rather large and curse island that is somewhere around the Altantic Ocean, many people have died trying to find the island, but only a few has ever settled on it. If you are in the island and die, then you will come back since you're sort of immortal. If you aren't in the island when you dead, you're gone for good." -Words by someone that hasn't have a thing to do with the story
Toothy slept peacefully in his bed with the blankets lazily over him, yesterday was a little too weird and too stressful for him to handle and it tired him out both physically and mentally, I mean who wouldn't get tired if you get your hand stabbed and your nose broken by someone who has post traumatic disorder. He was in the middle of a weird dream before his cell phone rang loudly, this caused the teen to literally jump out of bed and fall in the floor. Toothy groaned in pain as he got up from his floor and glared at his phone, he signed as he answered the phone and was ready to diss the dude who distrubed him from his sleep.
"Who the hell is this?" Toothy said with his voice sounding angry and tired.
"What's up Toothy! You ready to start my plan on becoming popular!" Toothy signed angrily now that he knows who called him.
"Cuddles, it's four in the morning! School doesn't start in another three hours!" Toothy yelled quietly since he didn't want to wake his pet purple turtle.
"I know, but we can start planning more stuff before school can-" Toothy didn't bother to hear the rest as he hanged up his phone and shut it off just in case Cuddles tries to call again. They might be best friends, but Cuddles sure knows how to piss him off. Just as Toothy was about to get some more good night sleep, he saw a little pebble hit his window. Oh no. Toothy looked out his window and saw Cuddles looking ready to go with a smirk in his face. Toothy cursed sliently and went outside to face his friend, he swears that he's going to kill him this time without any regrets. Toothy was met by the chilly air as soon as he got out, guess that's what happens when you only wear a plain white shirt with black pajama shorts in the morning.
"What the hell are you doing here Cuddles," Toothy said as he hugged himself for warmth and closed the door behind him.
"We're doing planning remember, I can't believe you forgot when I told you a couple seconds ago. Come on, we gotta get Flippy," Cuddles said as he ran off the darkness. Toothy signed and followed the blond, knowing that he might come back and annoy him until he finally gets in if he doesn't go. After a few minutes, Cuddles and Toothy arrived at Flippy's home, but it was more like a military base than an actual house. Cuddles knocked on the door as fast and loud as he can, Flippy finally open the door around an hour later wearing a camouflage shirt and black pajama bottoms.
"What the hell are you guys doing here! It freaking five in the morning" Flippy hissed as his eyes went a bit yellow. If there's one thing you want to know about Flippy, it's that you shoulder NEVER wake him up when he's sleeping unless you want a death wish.
"Sorry Flips, it's just I thought we should start my awesome reaching the popularity plan a bit early," Cuddles explained. Flippy manage calmed down a bit, but he was still angry at Cuddles for waking him up too early, he signed and allowed the two enter his home.
"Wow Flippy, it still hard to believe that all of this stuff is yours," Toothy said in awe as he looked around his friend's house. Flippy is the wealthiest person in the Happy Tree Dome, he had a 30 inch flat screen TV, a 100% red silk rug, solid gray walls, and enough furniture to make a museum jealous. Even though Cuddles and Toothy had been the the green head teen's home many times, they're always in awe when they go inside.
"So what do you have in mind for your horrible plan?" Flippy asked as Cuddle's smirk grew wider and he pulled out a box that he some how pulled out of his hoodie.
"What's in the box?" Toothy asked as his best friend put it on the floor.
"I got it today by mail, my cousin sent it to me after I told him plan on the phone, I still don't get how you guys and him think it's terrible plan," Cuddles explained as he open the box and pulled out what was inside. Toothy's and Flippy's eyes widen at things that Cuddles pulled out of the box.
"Oh hell no! I'm not wearing that!" Toothy yelled as he pointed at the clothes Cuddles was holding, Flippy nodded in agreement and turned away from the clothes with a bored expression.
"Come guys! If we want Petunia to look bad then we have to wear these!" Cuddles said shoving the clothes to Flippy and Toothy.
"We're going to make OURSELVES look bad if we wear these," Flippy complain as he stared at his pair of the clothing in his hands.
"No it's not, trust me," Cuddles said with a honset smile. Toothy and Flippy looked at each other for a couple of seconds before signing at the same time.
-3 Hours Later-
Happy Tree High School was filled with the students talking and going to their lockers to get what they need. After each period ends, their is always a five minute break to get what you need for the next period or for someone who needs to use the bathroom. The front door was then busted open by a kick and three teens entered with swag. Cuddles, Toothy, and Flippy were wearing black muscle shirts under black leather jackets, they were also wearing black chockers with spikes on it, black leather pants, and black boots. Everyone looked at them as they walked through the halls ways, but they all started to giggle a bit before bursting into laughter.
"Remind me to never trust you ever again," Flippy whispered to Cuddles as they made it to their lockers, the three are also locker neighbors after Cuddles did a lot of begging to the principal so he could be with his friends.
"This sucks! I can't feel my legs and I can't raise my hands over my head!" Toothy yelled as he tried to put his arms up in the air, but only manage to raise it to the level of his chest.
"Just you wait, people will soon be lining up to take a picture with us," Cuddles said with a confidant smile, this only caused Toothy and Flippy to glare at him with rage for embrassing them.
"What are you guys wearing?" a small voice said as the three turned around before they can have an epic fight. The voice came from a girl that Cuddles, Flippy, and Toothy knew very well.
"Flaky!" The three said in surprise as she caused the three to jump a bit. Flaky has a red wool sweater with black skinny jeans and brown boots, she also has long red hair with some white flakes in it. She looked at her three friends with confusion in her face.
"Well...Cuddles here thought this will make us look cool if we wear them, but you can see it isn't working," Toothy said as Flippy blushed like mad and was having a hard time thinking in front of the girl he likes and Cuddles looked at Toothy while rolling his eyes.
"It will work, just let the clothes fit in for a bit," Cuddles said while Toothy and Flaky rolled their eyes. Over the past five years, Flaky manage to get a bit bravier, but she still afraid of chickens and other things.
"What makes you think that those clothes will make you popular?" Flaky asked as Cuddles looked like he was trying to come up with an answer.
"...I really don't know..." Cuddles answered as he started to blush from embrassment. Flaky giggled a bit before saying good bye to the three before leaving.
"Why didn't you say anything Flips, you looked like you were frozen or something," Toothy said as he tried to raise his arm to open his locker, but to no avail.
"I don't know Toothy, I just get all nervous around her," Flippy answered as he too tried to open his locker, but he had the same results like Toothy. "The freaking leather jacket is too tight and small!"
"Well at least I learned a lesson from this, never trust your cousin," Cuddles said with a nervous laugh as Toothy and Flippy glared at him.
After seven hours of teasing and being laughed at, the three best friends were having trouble walking home. Today was rather a hot day and wearing tight leather things doesn't really help to cool you down.
"My legs are burning, hurting, and itchy!" Cuddles complained as he tried to walk, but was walking like a turtle verison of Frankinstein. Flippy and Toothy were also trying to walk without looking awkward, and the people they pass laughing at them isn't really helping either.
"Well you were the one who got us in this mess! Didn't your cousin put a note on how to take this crap off?" Flippy yelled with his eyes turning yellow, he was at the edge of flipping out.
"Flippy, you flipping out isn't going to help us more. We need to find the box to see if there is an actual note," Toothy said as he saw Flippy's home in his sight. "There it is! It's just a couple of-"
"Hey guys!" The three best friends turned around to see Lumpy running towars them. Lumpy was a tall man with light blue hair with distorted eyes and teeth, he was wearing a long sleeved blue shirt and black pants with brown shoes. His appearance caused the friends to gasp and try to walk faster to Flippy's house, but Lumpy caught up with them since he wasn't wearing tight leather in his legs. Lumpy grabbed the three of them and pulled them to a huge bear hug that nearly destroyed their lungs. "It's good to see you guys! I need your help, so come with me!" Lumpy said as he run the opposite direction with Cuddles, Flippy, and Toothy still in his arms.
"Lumpy! Put us down!" Flippy yelled with his eyes turning even more yellow. Lumpy ignored him and continued to dragged the teens back to whatever he was going. After a few minutes, Lumpy finally stopped and put the friends down, Lumpy dropped them off in a construction site where The Mole and Handy were having trouble taking down a rather large sign.
"Hey Handy! I brought some help like you asked," Lumpy yelled as he gain Handy's attention. Handy is a twenty year old man with no hands and has bright orange hair and eyes with a five o'clock shadow. He was wearing a yellow hard helmet with a sleeveless white shirt, a belt with tools on it, blue jean shorts, and brown/yellow boots.
"Finally! Who did you-" Handy didn't his sentence as he saw the three teens before him. His face looked like it was going to explode from holding back his laughter.
"Go head, we don't even care anymore," Toothy said and Handy bursted out laughing, Lumpy even joined in even though he didn't know what was so funny and Mole just laughed even though he couldn't see what was going on and he was still staring at the sign instead of the trio.
"What the heck are you wearing?" Handy said while still laughing. Since Handy wasn't in high school anymore, he could hang out with the three friends without getting teased.
"I called my cousin for advice, he gave me these clothes, and now we can't walk right or barely lift our arms," Cuddles explained as Handy try to wipe his tears with his nubs. Handy finally stopped laughing and began to wipe his tears with his knee.
"You have a cousin?" Lumpy asked with shock in his voice. Cuddles nodded and saw the sign that was forty feet high.
"So what's the problem," Flippy asked as he calmed down after Lumpy put him and his friends down. Handy signed and stared at the sign also.
"We need to get the sign down since it's broken, but Lumpy over there forgot to bring the ladder. We can't go back and get it since it's a long walk to get back to my place, plus my truck broke down. I told Lumpy to get some authority help, but all he did was bring me you guys," Handy explained with Mole nodding in agreement.
"So what do you think we can do? It better not be walking since these pants make it almost impossible," Toothy said while Handy put on his thinking face.
"You guys can probably stand there and make sure Lumpy doesn't do anything stupid enough to screw things up," Handy said as he stared at the sign again. Cuddles, Flippy, and Toothy decided to do what Handy told them since they could barely move their legs and they had nothing to do, but they got bored quickly as Lumpy stood their and watch a fly.
"You know that this is technically all your fault Cuddles. If you never would have come up with that bad plan, you wouldn't call your cousin to give us these stupid outfits," Flippy whispered as Cuddles glared at him.
"My fault? This is all YOUR fault! If you would've talk me out from putting them on, none of this would have happened!" Cuddles whispered loudly which caused Flippy's eyes to become yellow again.
"I was too tired to talk you out of it. I mean, who the hell would come to somebody's house at five in the morning for planning?" Flippy whispered loudly.
"You went to war, don't you army guys wake up and plan at that time?" Cuddles whispered back while having a glaring contest with Flippy.
"Will you two shut up! It's bad enough that we're stuck in this situation, but none of you guys aren't making it better with fighting!" Toothy whispered as the two glared at him. Before the three could have a yelling contest, they saw Lumpy will a nail gun, they knew that Stupid peope+Dangerous weapon=Destruction.
"Lumpy! Don't!" But it was too late, Lumpy fired the nail gun at a random direction which caused the nail to land right in the back of The Mole's skull.
"I'm an assassin!" Lumpy said stupidly as he fired more nails
"What the hell?" Handy said out loud as turned around, but he was met with a nail between the eyes, then another at his stomach, another in his left leg, and five final ones on his neck. In other words, Lumpy fired a lot of nails from the gun and Handy was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
"Oh man, I did it again," Lumpy said sadly as he saw his dead partners in the ground. This was the last straw for Flippy as his eyes went fully yellow and his teeth and nail extended and turned sharp, Flippy has become Flipqy once again.
"Oh shit!" Cuddles said loudly as Flipqy glared at him and Toothy. He tired to go to them so he could finally try to slit their throats, but their was one problem...he had a hard time walking. Flipqy tried his hardest to walk without feeling pain, burning, itchyness in his legs, or losing balance, but the tight leather pants were making it impossible.
"You need some help Flippy?" Lumpy said turning away from his dead partners as if they never died, Flipqy smiled evily and nodded. Lumpy kneel down so he could help the teen keep balance, but Flipqy quickly grabbed Lumpy's neck and snapped it. The blue headed idiot fell to the floor dead with blood coming down his mouth and his pupils gone, Flipqy smiled at his work and turn to the two annoying teens, but they were already head of him and they were walking awkwardly like crazy, Flipqy followed them while walking the same way.
-Meanwhile-
"So what other rumors do you think I should come up with?" Petunia said to her friends Giggles and Flaky. They were in the park having a little tea party, they liked to still have them even though their teenagers.
"Well, I think you should leave them alone. I mean, they did said sorry after they did It to you and try to move on forget," Flaky said nervously as she took a sip of her tea. Even though she didn't showed it, but Flaky feared Petunia more than she feared chicken since Petunia could kind of control your reputation around the Happy Tree Dome.
"I kind of agree with Flaky, it's hard enough that they have to relay on each other to hang with," Giggles said as Petunia glared at the two.
"Are you crazy? Those three almost ruined my life after It! So I'm just returning the favor," Petunia answered as she put her tea cup on the table.
"That's the point. They almost ruined your life, that doesn't mean you should actually ruin their life," Giggles said as Flaky nodded. Before Petunia could answer. They heard a scream and turned around to see Cuddles and Toothy walking awkwardly as their itchy and burning legs could care them with Flipqy behind them doing the same. The three girls silently watch the three before they were out of sight.
"You know what, I think you guys are right. I mean, they look like they will be humilating themselves for a long time," Petunia said as she took a sip from her tea. "But I still won't forgiven them though," Giggles and Flaky mentally faced palmed after she said that, there is just no way to get through her thick skull.
-Back to the trio-
"Dude! I think he's actually catching up to us!" Toothy yelled to Cuddles, the blond turned around and was shocked to see that Flipqy was indeed catching up to them.
"Ah shit! We'll have to think of some thing to slow him down," Cuddles said as he began to thinking of something. He then thought of some thing that he thinks that might actually work. "Hey Flippy! You suck!" he yelled, but this caused Flipqy to be more angry and his speed increased a bit.
"What kind of plan was that?" Toothy yelled as he stared at his friend who he believes should now be in a mental hospital.
"I don't know! I just thought that would do some thing!" Cuddles yelled back as Flipqy got closer them.
"Well it did something," Toothy whined as they try to walk faster but couldn't. The two began to sliently prayed and hoped that Flippy would unflipped. Their prayers were kind of answered as Flipqy stopped and turned around to face someone, but it just got worse when Cuddles and Toothy turned also to see Lifty and Shifty.
"You killed me and bro yesterday, and since you could barley move your arms and legs, I think it's time for a little pay back," Shifty said as he and Lifty approach the trio slowy. Even though Flipqy didn't showed it, but he was worried that he could be beaten to death since he has trouble moving his legs and arms, he growled at the twins and hoped it would back them off, but it didn't do anything.
"What do you think we should do?" Toothy asked Cuddles as the blond looked at the sky and saw a flying a figure.
"Nothing," Cuddles said with a smile and Toothy looked at him if he was the Grim Reaper. Before Toothy can question him, Lifty and Shifty were suddenly picked up from their shirt collars by Splendid.
"Oh...I get it now," Toothy said as Lifty and Shifty looked like they were going to crap their pants when they saw who was holding their collars. Splendid is sixteen year old who has blue hair with a red face mask, he also wore a dark blue sweater with his logo on the left side of his chest, red fingureless gloves, blue jeans, and red converse. It was a drastic and darker costume than the Superman rip off costume that he wore five years ago.
"Are these theifs giving you trouble?" Splendid asked the three as Toothy and Cuddles nodded, but Flipqy just raised an eyebrow at the hero. Splendid just tossed the twins aside with half his might, causing them to fly in random directions. Shifty landed on the side of a car, Splendid throw was hard enough for Shifty to actually crash through the door and enter the vechile with glass and metal parts on him. He was lucky to survive, but Lifty on the other hand didn't make it out alive. Lifty's head landed on the edge of a stone rooftop that broke his skull, and the sixty foot fall didn't help at all either. After killing one of the theifs and injurying one, Splendid smiled at the three before preparing to take off.
"Hold on! We need a small favor from you," Toothy said as Splendid looked at them.
"Sure, what do you need?" Splendid asked polity as Toothy explained the situation him, Cuddles, and Flipqy were in. "Of course I can take you guys home, just tell me the address," Splendid said with a smile.
"Alright, but let us talk to Flippy first, he's a bit shaken up from all the walking" Cuddles said as Toothy saw that Flipqy was glaring at the hero. As Cuddles pulled the two into a huddle so they can talk privatly, Splendid was a bit shaken up by how the way the green head teen was staring at him, it was almost...pure evil...was the kid evil...Naaa, he must be tired for all the walking that's all.
"Ok, Toothy and I know that you're the evil Flippy that kills people without regret, but we also know that you want to get those leather stuff off as badly as we do. If you want those things off, then you have to let the hero and us live, I promise you that you can kill us after we find a way to get rid of the tight leather pants and jacket," Cuddles said as Flipqy growled at him. If their's one thing you should know about Flipqy, is that he never takes orders, but he really does want to get the pants off. He might of tangled with the most dangerous general in the world and lost his hands one time, but the tight leather pants were too much for him. Flipqy signed and nodded with defeat, Cuddles and Toothy smiled and turned their attention to the hero.
"Flippy's place is just six blocks down and please get us their fast, the quicker we get the pants off then the better," Cuddles said as Splendid nodded. He grabbed the three and flew them to Flippy's house in super speed, the arrived in less then fifteen seconds.
"I better get going now, I must see if there is more crime, good luck on getting rid of the pants!" Splendid said as he flew off the fight any remaining crime in the island.
"That's Splendid, checking for crime even though there isn't that much," Toothy said while chuckling as he entered the huge house with Flipqy and Cuddles behind them. The three search for the box for a couple of minutes until they found it near Flippy's trash can. Cuddles opened up again and seached, he found the note like Toothy said and pulled it out, he looked a bit angry and annoyed after he read it.
"What does it say?" Toothy asked, Cuddles answered by giving the note to his friend and went to the living room. Toothy looked at the note and it read-
Here's the clothes, but the leather pants can be rather tight when the sun hits it. I know you think I'm probably being an ass right now since you must of ignore the note, went through a whole day at being teased or laughed at, walking akwkardly, and finally finding the note, without me telling you about how tight the pants can get, but that was your fault dude! Next time, let me finish my warnings and read my notes XD -Your Cuz...PS, if you want to get the pants and jacket off, then all you need to do is stretch
"Stretch?" Toothy said loudly as he heard a loud rip noise. He and Flipqy went to the living room to see the leather pants that Cuddles was wearing now look like shorts and his jacket was ripped in half, Toothy and Flipqy did the same thing and got the same results.
"All we had to do was freaking stretch! I couldn't believe it was that easy! I bet even Lumpy could have figured it out faster than us!" Cuddles said as he took of everything he was wearing and stomped on it like a little kid, he was just wearing yellow boxers as he stomped on the clothes.
"My god, my heads hurts," Flippy said while being unflipped. He opened his eyes to see the leather he was wearing were ripped and hanging on his body like Toothy, the two friends just decided to take everything off until they were in their boxers like Cuddles was.
"It feels good to be out of that leather shit," Toothy said as he stretch his aching muscles.
"Tell me about it, I almost forgot how it felt like to be hit by air," Flippy said while chuckling a bit, but their moment of relief was about to get ruined, because Flaky just happened to walk through the open the door.
"Hey guys I was wondering if you got the-" Flaky didn't finish as she saw her three friends in nothing but their boxers. They all blushed madly before Flaky akwkwardly left the three.
"...You think she'll tell anyone?" Flippy said as he hid his face with his hands since his face was redder than a tomato.
"...Let's pray she doesn't..." Cuddles said as he quickly went to the door and slam it shut and locked it to avoid more people from seeing them.
"...Where our clothes?" Toothy asked as Cuddles and Flippy looked at him. Their day ended with all three of them trying to remember where they put their regular clothes.