CINDERELLA PART II: FLIGHT OF THE EMO PRINCE- AND OTHER SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

Sai stared at the Road Master. Being the official bouncer/butler/waiter/manservant/novelist/punching bag of the Emo Prince, Sai wasn't sure what to do. So he continued to smile.

"Ahem, like I was saying," said Chouji nervously, his tone back to normal, "I'm an escort for one shojo anime girl. And I think that's about it."

Kakuzu looked around anxiously, making sure that nobody noticed him even sweating. Snap, I thought I turned that Chouji, Road Master, into a bag of potato chips! Kakuzu thought to himself. Well, this is a lame fanfic. Must've been some kind o-

CRACK!!!

A large tree trunk suddenly fell on our money-making schemer. It squashed him flat, making it humorous and tragic at the same time. The people around him gasped- gasped in amazement, that is! The onimous tree trunk flew across the huge room, nearly missing Sir Leader and Yondy. Kakuzu stood up, and shook his fist in anger.

"Okay, who in the h-"

KABOOM!

A lightning bolt came out of nowhere and struck him head on! In a comedic fashion, Kakuzu was shocked, zapped and fizzled. Kakuzu looked around once more, and bolted out of the Emo Prince's castle. After that, nobody else had nothing to say badly of this fanfic.

Meanwhile, Sasuke tried to sneak back to his room, but he was dragged back by the Shogi Master Shikamaru. "This is getting bothersome, so can you PLEASE choose one of these hopeless cases to be your wife?"

"I don't want to." muttered Sasuke, in an emo/avenger type of tone.

Shikamaru glanced at him in bored amusement. "And why not, your Royal Emoness?"

Suddenly, Sasuke bursted out: "DON'T YOU READ THOSE HORRIBLE FANFICS ON ABOUT ME?!?!?! I MUST AVENGE MY PRIDE! LIKE COME ON, THEY INPERSONATE ME SO BADLY!! THIS IS AN INSUL-"

SLAP!

"Uh, you gotta shut up once in a while, Emo Prince." yawned the Shogi Master.

Finally, Hinarella had the nerve to get out of the Road Master's four-wheel madman machine to go inside for the ball. She stepped in just as the Emo Prince rushed past her and out the door- but not in the same way as the money maniac Kakuzu did. Hinarella blinked. Suddenly, she was forcefully pushed aside as The Pink Princess Sakura and Barbie Girl Ino chased the infamous Sasuke out. Sasuke panicked, jumped into the driver's seat of Chouji's monster truck, and slammed the door just as Sakura was about to grab his pants.

SMASH!

Sakura screamed and cried just like the pathetic girl she is. Her fingers were as flat as pancakes- cold, heartless pancakes. Ino soared to the top of the truck, and punched through the windshield! Sasuke cranked the gear shift into 'DRIVE', and swerved clumsily over the lawn.

"SASUKE I LOVE YOU!!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PYCHO FANGIRLS!!!"

"SSSSAAAASSSUUUKKKEEE!!"

Sasuke zigged and zagged across the countryside, eventually running over the Drunken Mistress's Dodge Caravan. Tsunade suddenly woke up, and got SUPER angry when she saw her only car destroyed. She punched the floorboards of her duplex, and and the house blew up to smithereens. That fatal explosion woke up Haku, who was briefly seen in Part I of this fanfic.

"COME ON HAKU!!" Tsunade shouted, still wobbly on her legs. Haku nodded, and followed the Drunken Mistress down the road, chasing the green monster truck in its wake.

But first making a quick stop in Vegas.

Back at the castle, Fugaku, Sasuke's daddio, was deeply disgruntled. (What does that word mean anyway?) "Now whose gonna take the responsibilty of all of these debts?" he asked himself out loud. He looked around, expecting a miracle.

"I don't do miracles, mister!"

Sasuke's dad looked up. It was the Fairy What's-Her-Name, Tenten. She was tapping her foot madly in midair as usual. "Just choose someone, dangnabbit! What's ya problem, punk?!"

Tenten pointed at Hinarella, who had fainted once again. "This fanfic was supposed to be about her, but NO! It was complete randomness! This fanfic and its creator suc-"

KABOOM!! CRASH!! BOOM!!! TIMES A MILLION!!!!

Sasuke's father stepped back as the Fairy What's-Her-Name was struck by lightning, Sephiroth's Meteor attack, Phoenix Wright's "OBJECTION!", your mom's frying pan, and every single attack created from Lord of the Rings. Tenten lay fried and fizzled from everything that had insanely hit her there. Fugaku backed away, very slowly.

In the end, Sai, the infamous bouncer/butler/waiter/manservant/novelist/punching bag was randomly chosen as the new prince, who oddly married Mrs. Nara, the Shogi Master's mom. What was his reasons for choosing her? Do we really care?

Nope.

"Hey, what the heck?!" hissed Karin, during off the monitor of her computer. "What kind of ending is that to a fanfic?! I didn't wait six freakin' months for this junk!!!"

"Karin!" shouted Suigetsu excitedly, swinging Zabuza's sword around recklessly. Unfortunately, he nearly missed Karin. Heh.

Karin stood up, and punched Suigetsu, which didn't miss. "WHAT DO YOU FREAKIN' WANT, SUIGETSU?!?!"

Suigetsu gave her a sheepish, lazy grin. "We got the a-okay from the head honcho. We're in!"

Karin suddenly went all fangirlish, taking off her glasses and looking s e r i o u s l y s c a r y .

"Sasuke's the boss? Ooooh, I can't wait!"

Suigetsu gave Karin a weird look. "Uh, no. It's Haruko Kurimasu, duh."

NEXT TIME!

Karin and Suigetsu star in their very own twisted fairytale! What will they do when they meet the infamous Kakuzu, battle the Road Master at DDR, and reunite with the unfortunate ex-Emo Prince?

Tune in for Hansel and Gretal!