June 9th
Today was my birthday and it was wonderful!
Even my Foolish Little Brother managed to send me what he so eloquently describes "Birthday Bombs"
Of course I received my usual birthday mail.
A severed hand from Orochimaru…. Nice to see he's branching out.
My annual death threats from the various shinobi villages.
A ramen voucher rigged to explode from the Kyuubi brat… It was faulty
Even the writers of the Bingo Book managed to send more "Surprise Party Invitations" than usual.
So of course I had to acknowledge all this attention.
A celebratory Amaterasu session seemed the way to go. For a while the name "Fire country" was very… very… fitting.
June 14th
EeTarChee iz A baD bOi!
June 15th
I have given up on my diary defenses…
If Tobi can get through them then I am clearly losing my touch.
I have a feeling Kisame is somehow to blame.
June 16th
Hidans annual ritual day was today.
Normally I wouldn't know and/or care but the smell of decaying animals in the washing machine made it painfully obvious… I can only hope Kakuzu finds a way to kill him soon.
June 17th
Sasori successfully spiked Hidan, Deidara and Tobis food/drink/clay with his infamous rhinoceros tranquilizer today.
The result was absolute bliss.
Pein has discreetly asked Sasori to attempt this everyday.
June 18th
As they say, nothing good lasts forever.
After what has been dubbed by Konan as "Awesomeness-in-a-can-yesterday" Deidara and Hidan plotted together in a rare act of teamliness… Something… and destroyed Sasoris kiddy 'science-lab' kit.
It was probably for the best.
No matter how fancy he sets it up it doesn't change the fact that it was bought from a Toys-R-Us store.
June 19th
I have placed a genjutsu on the bedroom door.
Lollypops, clay animals, bloody footprints and Kakuzus heart medication are among the random objects I keep finding in here.
The genjutsu is simple enough.
Whoever enters will witness the illusion of a violent murder.
It's genius really.
June 20th
I feel slightly silly…
As it turns out, most of the people in this organization aren't actually bothered by violent murders…
Although Tobi started wetting the bed again.