A/N: yay for number two!

Me: So, any new dares?

turret: I don't think so…

Me: Oh well. Improve time! Alright Everyone, we have a total of no new dares!

GLaDOS: Thank goodness!

Me: Let me finish, GLaDOS. We have no new dares, so I will give a few. First things first, ice king, punch yourself.

Ice King: What?! Why would I do that, I am the king, the king of ice, and i- (punches himself) What da Gunter?!

Me: Author powers, sucker! I can do anything, make anyone do anything, and create anything. Next, real Turret, I ask thee! Why art thou such a hazard?

Turret: … Hello.

Me: TnT Y'know, I can't say I didn't expect that… Ok, last but not least, Peppermint Butler: I wanna see you gangnam.

.: Huh? (Already doing it) What did you say sir?

Me: Oi vay… *face palm*

A/N: Ok, part two done… Let's get some stuff 4 part three!