(A.N. Chapter 2! I jusrt found out Roxey was spelling 'Roxy' omfg like for real? what a dumb way to spell it. anyway enjoy! \o/)

"Siiiiiign." Roxy said as she sat back in Dirk's orange car. "This is taking too longer." Dirk was a little bit angered by Roxy's lack of grammar. Roxy's girlfriend, Umbra, sat in the next to her in the back seat and sat her hand otop of Roxy's.

"No need to fret, dear, we'll be there soon enough!" She smiled warmingly. "Wonk…wonk~" Dirk heard them whisper to each other from the front seat, he sighed. He hated his sister so much! But alas, a small uke could do nothing.

When they were finally at the mall Dirk climbed out of the front seat and opening the doors for the girls. Roxy grinned and patted his shoulder roughly. "We'll be back to the car by 5:30, if you aren't here and ready to drive by then, you're screwed." She went into the mall with Umbra, laughing.

"Ugh, I think I will sit right in this car, no use in-"

"Hey, kid! You forgot your notebook!"

Dirk turned around to see the strapping young lad he met earlier that day walking towards him. He just exited a green jeep and was smiling dorky like. Dirk felt his heart skip a beat as Jake held out his hand to give the book to Dirk. Ohhh what should I say? He wondered. Jake was so dreamy and loveable, so kind and hunky…

"Dirk, is it?"

Dirk squealed a little when he said his name. "How do you know my name?"

"Oh! Pardon me if I intrude a bit but I looked in your notebook. Your writing skills are exemplary and you are very smart."

"Ah… ah… T-Thank you Jake-kun…" Dirk couldn't look at him directly, he was just too nervous. Jake quirked his head to the side and chukled a bit.

"Are you ok, lad? Also, you remembered my name!"

"Ah! I'd never forget such a sugoi sir's name!"

"Say… what are all those strange words you are using? Devil fucking dickens, I do not understand!"

"No one usually does… but that's okay… I can stop if you want…" Dirk sighed and bit down on his finger again.

"No, it's quite alright. You should always do what you want to and love it! You seem as if you're ashamed, but you shouldn't be. At least you're not a lesbian, am I right?" They both laughed together. Dirk thought about Jake's deep and meaningful words, he smiled at him and nodded.

"Arigato, Jake-san. So uh… what are you doing at the mall?"

"I'm meeting up with my friend, Aranea. Would you like to tag along, chap?" Jake smiled down at him with those handsome emerald eyes and for a split second they seemed as if they were shimmering in the sunlight. Dirk nodded quietly.

"I must be back at 5:25 however, or my sister will kick my arse."

"Sounds good, we'll be back before then for sure." Dirk stuffed his notebook back in his backpack and followed Jack into the mall. He could only feel his heart beat as they walked side by side, he would give anything to reach out and hold his hand. If only Jake wasn't straight! Maybe… just maybe… he wasn't straight, but bisexual. It would truly be a miracle if he was.

When they finally reached the food court, Jake waved to a girl in a blue dress. She had white glasses and eight eyes in one eye! Her horns were pretty cool too. Dirk shyly waved to the kawaii mistress and they walked over to her table. She had McDonalds.

"Hello Jake! Who's this?" Her lips her cerulean blue and her smile were very calming.

"This is Dirk, I met him earlier today. Thought I'd invite him to have lunch with us."

"Sure thing! Hello Dirk, I'm Aranea." She outstretched her hand to meet Dirk's, to which he shyly shook it back and returned it to under the table. He took a seat next to Jake and examined the food.

"I-Is there enough for me?"

Aranea looked to Jake and laughed. "Only if your pal is willing to give up some of his, I'm starving." Jake nodded and passed over some grub for Dirk, to which he gently accepted and nibbled on. "Thank you." Dirk whispered.

The three ate in peace.

At 5:30 Dirk was back at the car and saying goodbye to his crush.

"See ya tomorrow, bro! By the way… do you have a phone number?" Dirk wrote his number down on a small flowered paper and handed it to Jake. Jake left with Aranea and said he would call him. Maybe.

When Dirk turned around he noticed Roxy and Umbra coming towards him so he quickly got into the car and sat in the drivers seat.

"Maaaan those sales were hotsome!"

"I agree, that was splendid!"

The girls gossiped about their boring trip to the mall, meanwhile all Dirk had on his mind was the sweet boy he met today. The same sweet face would show up in his dreams, green eyes and all. Dirk wondered what he liked, maybe videogames? Math? Cars? Arg how he wish he could just kiss those pink lips of wonder and hotness.

Dirk woke up by his phone alerting him that he had a text. It was 9:00 on Saterday.

"Jake-san3 sent:

Hey Dirk do you like Fisticuffs? I was hoping we could wrestle some time I had a great time with you. Jane and I are going to the park you should bring your sister or something and we can all go together today at 12! See ya there, pal? :)"

Dirk stared at the text message for a few moments before rolling over and squealing into his pillow. Jake English wants to hang out with… HIM! AAAAH!