Luna: Hello and I'm back again after South-chan's punishment!
South-chan: Yea hr master punished me for messing with him…
Luna: But now he said it was over and I can update! (England walks in)
England: I still hate you both for this…
Luna: oh quit. We'll get America to make you feel better~~~
England: ….Fine, get him (blushes).
Luna: Ok let's get this started!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia one bit. If I did the yaoi-ness would be there and out in the open instead of just hinted at.
Note: This is the real beginning and England might pop up every now and then to say whatever he wants about this. England: Damn right I will! And if I write like this, it's my narration.
Pairings: USUK and Franada (France and Canada btw I don't really know the short version for them) that's it for now.
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of France.
England: France doesn't have a kingdom!
Luna: Well in my story it does! So back to it!
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of France. The king, King Francis, and his beautiful wife, Queen Matthew, both wanted to have child to call their own.
They've tried many times and for several years to try and conceive their child but Matthew never became with child.
At every failed attempt, the two became more and more depressed and saddened that they'll child will never come.
That is, until one day….
"Francis! Francis!" Queen Matthew yelled as he ran into the room holding his dress.
"Ah what iz it my dear Mathieu! Iz something wrong! You're not talking in your usual soft, quiet voice!" Francis said as he stud up.
Matthew ran and put his face in Francis' chest. "Oh Francis, Francis!" the King could hear that his queen was now sobbing.
King Francis holds his wife tight worried and wondering what he has to say. "Please tell what's wrong Mon amour? You're scaring me! Please tell me!"
Matthew looked you at his husband with tears in his eyes "I'm pregnant Francis! I'm finally with child! We're gonna have a baby my husband!"
For once in his life, the French king couldn't say a word; he was so over joyed.
~*~*~*~Story Brake~*~*~*~
Luna: uhhh England did I spell 'joyed' right?
England: How the hell should I know? It has the bloody frog in here! After I saw 'King Francis' I decided to let this sick or swim on its own with you going down with it!
Luna: Ok then, I can change the story so that you die a horrible, miserable, slow death and you don't get to have your flying mint bunny. *smiles*
England: ….Fine I'll take it back and I won't complain about frroo- France again..
Luna: Good boy, you get to have flying mint bunny back. Now back to the story!
~*~*~*~Story Brake~*~*~*~
"Oui! Mathieu! Mon bel amour! Nous allons enfin avoir notre belle enfant! Oh dieu merci pour ce miracle!" Francis shouted in French and tears running down his cheeks.
In his happiness, Francis got down on his knees and put his face in Matthew's belly. Rubbing it and whispering sweet, kind, loving words to his unborn child.
Luna: And that's it for this chapter!
England: I have to say, it's not that bad…
Luna: That means a lot England… And by the way, I didn't know how to end this one other then on that line. *America walks in*
America: Yo Luna!
Luna: Hey America!
England: Hello you git….*blushes*
America: Yo Baby! *glomps him*