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-Timid Vulpine
Timid is sat, asleep, in the dark room. The candles are only half their original hight, but a set of spares are sat beside them. Quietly, Jenna, Katt, Krystal and Fay come in.
Fay: Whispering. Why is she asleep?
Jenna:Whispering. She's been going to night school to learn how to teleport people in here so they can ask the questions themselves. It's left her a touch drained.
Suddenly the door slams open and in walks Falco, followed a second after by Fox and Bill. Timid's head shoots up, she squeaks and falls off her chair.
Timid: Owee, my tail. Stands up. Alright, who did that?
The girls all point at Falco. Timid also points at Falco and mutters something about wombats and satsuma. After a second, a small satsuma is sat where Falco had been standing. Jenna sighs.
Jenna: The case of the sudden satsuma. Peals the orange fruit, allowing Falco to escape.
Falco: Ow! I didn't think I could bend that way!
Jenna: Can we get on with this already!!!
Timid: Sorry, but I just had to do that. Now, um... where'd I put that list? Her hands delve into her pockets and pull out a small list. Here we go! First up is KrzyKrn K.
She places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and KrzyKrn K falls on her arse.
KrzyKrn: Ow!
Jenna: Is everyone gonna enter like that?
Timid: For now. Anyway, thanks for being here, KrzyKrn K.
KrzyKrn: A pleasure! I have some questions.
Timid: That's why you're here. Take a seat everyone.
Everyone does so, then a small satsuma hits Falco on the head.
KrzyKrn: Sorry, I was in a supply closet. She gets some weird looks. Anyway, first question. To Timid: When are you updating your next chapter of Guardians and Ghosts?
Timid: Sorry, I've been swamped recently. I have 2 other stories, PLUS this, PLUS major homework. I'll get it done as soon as possible. Oh, and it's 'Guardian Ghosts'.
KrzyKrn: To Fox: Why did you name those ship... Arwings? Because Wolf named his ships Wolfens, so I'd think you'd name your ships Foxens or something. She giggles manically for a moment. More strange looks.
Fox: I didn't name them. My dad did. And the reason I don't change the name is (a) everyone has always and will always know them as Arwings, and (b) because... because... He drops to the floor and starts crying. BECAUSE I MISS MY DADDY!!!
Krystal kneels by him and rubs his back gently.
Krystal: It's OK Fox, I understand. It's hard to loose someone. I know the feeling.
Fox: Sniffles. It never goes away, does it?
Krystal: No, it doesn't.
KrzyKrn: That is something that NO author wants to watch.
Jenna: Then stop watching and ask the next question.
KrzyKrn: To Krystal: So about your deceased planet Cerinia...where exactly did you live on that planet? In a palace? How were your parents? Do you remember any of your friends?
Krystal: Yeah, um... Do I HAVE to answer?
Jenna: Answer, else Timid will have to use her Awesome Author Powers to send you to the Shadow Realm! (We REALY need to shorten that.)
Krystal: OK, OK! She looks at the floor. I lived in one of the only cities on Cerinia. The biggest one, which would be a large town by Cornerian standards. It was only a small hut. My father was strong and kind and smart, and my mother... my mother was the same, but she had the 'Attempt to Harm My Family And You're Dead' mentality.
Krystal sees Falco aiming a blaster at Fox's tail. She stands up hits him in the groin with a medieval mace. Like mother, like daughter.
Krystal: I only had a few friends, but they were good friends. Flare was an orange-red feline, Teran was a green canine, Emerald was a green vulpine and Ruby was a red vixen.
Fox: You had a mixed lot of friends. He seems to have gotten over his tears and is sitting on a chair again. Krystal sits on his lap and kisses him.
KrzyKrn: To Falco: Your personality seems out-going and non-caring for the most part. Did you smoke pot when you were in high-school?
Falco: NO WAY!
Katt: He did. I smoked it with him. One night, we got so high that I had sex with, and I realized I liked it, so we started dating.
Falco: Oh, c'mon Katt! You were always staring!
Katt: So where you!
KrzyKrn: To Katt: How'd you get paired with a falcon?
Falco glares at her.
KrzyKrn: Er, bird?
Katt: Oh, c'mon, I just answered that!
KrzyKrn: OK, last one. To Timid: Are you in college?
Timid: Not yet. Secondary School.
KrzyKrn: Alright, thats all. Best Wishes!
She leaves via the door. Timid places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and Skatepunk172 falls on his arse. I'm just gonna call him Skate.
Skate: Ow!
Timid: Welcome Skatepunk172. I understand you have some questions for these Star Fox characters.
Skate: Yup! Here goes. Katt: Is it "different" to make out with Falco, him having a beak and all?
Katt: Actually, his beak isn't as hard as it looks. But, yeah, it's kinda weird the first few times, but you get used to it.
Skate: Cool. Fox and Krystal: What was the weirdest thing you two had done to each other?
Fox: HAS to be the bunny position.
Krystal: So true, but it just feels so good!
Fox: Oh yeah, never questioned that, but it feels weird first time.
Krystal: Well, you've got a point there.
They turn to see a mixture of horror and confusion on the faces of the others. They look back to each other and sighed.
Fox: The bunny position is when the girl wraps her legs around the guys waist and keeps her hands on the floor. The guy then shags her from that angle.
Krystal: It was ME who named it the bunny position because it felt like I was hopping along, like a bunny-rabbit. It IS weird first time, but once you get over that fact, then you realize it feels so good you have to do it again.
This produces different effects for different people. Jenna and Timid start fantasizing what it must be like, Skate is looking at the 2 single vixens, wondering what it would be like with them, Fay starts fluttering her eyelashes at Bill, and Katt drapes herself over Falco. Falco and Bill look at each other.
Bill: You know what WE'LL be doing tonight!
Falco: Hell yeah!
Bill and Falco: The Bunny Position!!!
Fay and Katt squeal with pleasure and kiss their respective boyfriends on the cheek.
Fay: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: Anything for you, Fay.
Skate: Ahem. Next question. Falco: How do you wear shoes? Isn't it painful for your talons?
Falco: Nah, their actually really comfortable.
Katt: Yeah, he has quite small talons. But HELL, those things are SHARP!!! I got SCARS from some position!!!
Skate: Um... o... Kay... Next question. Fox and Krystal: What is your favorite tribe on Sauria?
Krystal: Cloud Runners. I named my personal ship after them.
Fox: Earth Walkers. They were strong, and they gave me Tricky to help. OK, he was annoying, but he was useful too.
Skate: Well, that's it. Bye.
He leaves via the door. Timid places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and shadow shinobi57 lands on his feet. Timid giggles like a fan girl.
Shadow: Wow, I'm not on the floor.
Timid giggled in a fan girl way again. Jenna rolled her eyes and stepped forward.
Jenna: shadow shinobi57, welcome. You have some questions, right?
Shadow: Yeah, lets go. First question. To Everyone: If you have read my fic "That Whole Q&A Trip", what do you think?
Timid: I LOVE it! It's my inspiration for this. You give me THE funniest answers to all my questions, you have sexual innuendo EVERYWHERE, and the torture that happens to Slippy!!! It's CLASSIC! OK, you call me a guy some times, but SO WHAT?!?
Jenna: It's cool. Could be better.
Timid: DON'T DISS SHADOW'S FAN FIC!!!
Jenna: OK, OK, no head bites, girl!
Shadow: Nice of you to care. Now, next question. To everyone: HA! I made you all play Truth Dare or Strip. What do you think of that?
Jenna, Timid and Fay: Not me.
Shadow: I know not you, I mean the ones who I HAVE made play Truth, Dare or Strip.
Katt: I can't believe you made Falco streak through Corneria!!! Then again, I got to warm up his, erm, third leg.
Falco: Yeah, that rocked.
Fox: Ya got my approval. He looks Krystal up and down. I got a great thing out of that one.
Krystal: Same here.
Bill: WHAT THE HELL DID FOX DO TO ME TO MAKE ME KISS HIM IN REVENGE?!?
Shadow: Um... MOVING ON!!! To Krystal: If there was one thing Fox could improve on while having sex with you, what would it be?
Krystal: Less kissing, more biting.
Fox: WHAT??? I thought you liked the kissing!
Krystal: I do, but a vixen needs a bit of rough love every once in a while.
Fox: I'll give it a go, OK?
Krystal: Other than that, he's the best I've had.
Shadow: To Jenna: I have hear a truckload of caffeine filled drinks and snacks. What will you do for them?
Jenna: She's suddenly holding a knife to Shadow's neck. Gimmie!
Timid: I'll give you a kiss if you give them to her.
Shadow: OK. He gives Jenna a set of keys. 20 seconds later, the door slams. What was that about a...
He can't finish the sentence because Timid's lips are pressed against his. As their lips part, Timid starts giggling and bouncing in a circle.
Timid: I kissed Shadow! I kissed Shadow! Oh my God! I kissed Shadow! I kissed Shadow! I kissed Shadow! She regained her self control and stopped her bouncing.
Falco: That was SO retarded. For the second time this interview, Falco is replaced by a small satsuma.
Shadow: I think I got a fan. Last question. To Timid: When I portray myself in my fics, I am human. What animal would I be in your fics if I agreed to turn into it. Yes, my chakra will allow me to do that.
Timid: Well, lets see. You like violence, so I guess I'd put you as a cat-wolf crossover, because felines have retractable claws and wolves are stronger than any other animals.
Shadow: Cool. And by the way, did you think that offer over?
Timid: The one about taking starfoxluvers place in your fic war? Thank you, but I think I need more practice first. Maybe one day.
Shadow: Alright then, your choice. Keep impressing me. Shadow out!
He leaves via the door. Timid places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and... nothing happens. Just then, Jenna walks in with ShadowFox0324. She's vaguely buzzing and has some coffee froth around her muzzle.
Timid: (I knew this would happen at some point.) Welcome, ShadowFox0324. I'm just gonna call you SF0324. And you have some questions, right?
SF0324: Yup. Timid: Where exactly did you come up with the Miyu X Panther pairing?
Timid: Well, I HATED the Krystal X Panther pairing...
Fox: Me too.
Krystal: It was a HUGE mistake. I like Fox MUCH better. Pounces Fox, rips off his shirt and starts kissing him all over.
Bill: Come on, you 2! It's 4 months 'till February.
Timid: AHEM! Anyway, I hated the thought of Panther and Krystal together- yes, I know you do too Fox- and I didn't like the thought of Miyu being without a boyfriend, so I got them together in my mind and... it just worked!
SF0324: OK then. Timid: Uh...damn...hm...oh yeah...no...erm... I remember! Okay what's your favorite Star Fox game?
Timid: Oh... Tough one... It's a choice between Assault and Adventures. I don't know. As an immediate chose, I'd have to go for Assault first, Adventures second and Command third. But that's only 'cause I haven't played the earlier ones and they haven't released one on wii yet.
SF0324: OK. Jenna and Timid: In the story, will Panther and Miyu have kids? SPOILER! [SF0324: Man I love doing that] {ShadowFox: Just like you love 2 touch yourself}
Jenna: I'm not in charge of that. Timid?
Timid: Not in this one. Maybe later on.
SF0324: Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me ladies, I have a demonic smart-assed vulpine to take care of. Deuces. [Shadow: ShadowFox get your furry ** back here! X( ]
He runs out the door. The others watch her. Then they turn back to the conversation.
Jenna: That is one STRANGE boy.
Timid: Polite though. Let's see... She starts to count off something on her fingers. I count about 21 questions. YAY! That's 210 credits.
Jenna: And that's important because...?
Timid: Because we can start to buy this room! It's actually quite big, but we'd have to finish wiring the electrics. The deposit is 200, the full price is 700 in weekly installments of 100, paid on Sundays. It means we have the deposit! So?
Jenna: Hrm... a permanent venue...
Timid: As soon as we've finished paying for the room, we can start saving for a coffee machine.
Jenna: Deal. Finish the interview and fill in the paperwork, I'll hit up my friend for the cash.
Timid: Deal. OK, thanks people, but please don't forget Bill and Fay.
Katt: Didn't you say something about Miyu last night?
Timid: Oh yes! Ahem. ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! NEXT INTERVIEW, WE WILL DEFINITELY BE HAVING MIYU AND PANTHER JOINING US!!! PLEASE GIVE THEM SOME QUESTIONS TOO!!! Thank you. Bye Byes.