Me: Hey everyone. -Drags Hidan over here- Disclaimer now.
Hidan: Fuckin' again?
Me: -Does Itachi glare- Yes.
Hidan: Fine, Luna doesn't fuckin' own Naruto/Naruto Shippuden. Fuckin' happy now bitch?
Me: You know I have the power of the writer correct?
Hidan: You wouldn't fuckin' do it.
Me: Try me. - Writes that a little squid glomps Hidan-
Hidan: -Glomped by little squid- Fuck you bitch.
Me: Also I'm sorry for the short chapter. I had writers block when I wrote it.
Luna's POV
I squealed to myself about pancakes. So I got dressed in my normal outfit, brushed my teeth and hair, put on deodorant, and ran downstairs. "Hey Taiyō the pancakes smell great." "Thanks Luna and you can help me by getting plates and the OJ." "I would love to." I went to the fridge and got the OJ, the off the the cabinets for cups and plates. I poured some OJ for us both and Taiyō put pancakes on the plates. We both sat down and starts to eat when out of nowhere I hear kittens meowing. I turned to Taiyō. "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?" "That meowing." "Nope." Taiyō said that with a what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about face. "I'll be right back." I exclaimed. I walked over to the door and opened it to a box of kittens. I stared at them and picked up the box and put it on the table. "What's that?" Taiyō asked with curiosity. "Kittens." "Well get them out." I took out each kitten one by one looking them over first. The first one I got out was orange with grey dots on his face that looked like piercings, his eyes were like lavender ripple effects. The second one was violet with a patch of white fur near her right ear, she has amber eyes. The third was half black an half white straight down the middle of its body, with piercing yellow eyes and it looked like it was taking to itself. The fourth was yellow with blue eyes and a tuft of fur covering his left eye, where under the tuft was grey fur. He looked like he wanted to kill the red kitty. The fifth was red with a tan underbelly and kanji for scorpion over its heart. It looked liked he was arguing with the yellow cat. The sixth was raven black with red eyes, no black, okay like the orange faced cat, he gave me a glare that looked like he wanted to kill me. The seventh was the biggest kitten I have ever seen he was blue with yellow eyes and what looked like gills on his face. The eighth had green and red eyes with tan fur and black marks that looked like stitches. The last and ninth was silver with magenta eyes like mine. He had a grey Jashin symbol on his chest. Of course since Taiyō likes Hidan she picked up the silver kitty and practically chocked him between her boobs but he looked like he was grinning. Can cats even grin? Well I told her to stop killing the cat so she put him down. Then I looked at Taiyō and we had the same idea in our heads so we shouted it out loud in unison. "AKATSUKITTIES!" The kitties almost jumped out of thief fur when we shouted. We both laughed till our stomachs hurt. I turned to Taiyō and said. "I name five you name four, they look like the Akatsuki don't they?" The orange one looked at me weird when I said that. "Agreed and yes, yes they do." I got the blue one, the yellow one, the red one, the raven one, and the orange one. Taiyō got the other four the tan one, he violet one, the silver one, and the black/white one. I named the blue one Jaws, the yellow one Sunshine, the red one Scorpion because of the kanji, the raven one Raven, and the orange one Pierce. Taiyō named the tan one Stitches, the violet one Violet, the silver one Jashin because of the symbol, and the black/white one Oreo. I then choked Sunshine like Taiyō chocked Jashin because he was just so adorable. And he also seemed to be grinning so I said, "Your such a perverted cat Sunshine, just like Jashin." We then scooped them up then brought them to my room. When we went in their eyes widened and looked at my posters. I swear one gasped at the sight, we put them on my bed and I picked up Sunshine and smelled him.
Sunshine aka. Deidara's POV
So I just got picked up and sniffed by one of the girls so I said "LET ME GO!" as loud as possible. She put me down and talked with the other girl while Kisame and Itachi say whispering. Konan and Pein talked with each other while Zetsu talked to his other half. Hidan and Kakazu argued while I sat with Sasori and watched the girls. I talked to him for a bit and asked why we were cats but all of the sudden before I could hear his answer I got picked up and carried to a bathroom.
Luna's POV
"Well then, Sunshine gets a bath first." I scooped him up and carried him to the bathroom. When I went in I turned on the water and waited till it was warm to put Sunshine in. "Okay Sunshine its bath time." I put him in and out of nowhere a cloud of smoke appeared. I couldn't see a god damned thing at that moment. I coughed and said "Sunshine are you there?" When the smoke cleared I saw a girly-looking-man in front of me. I stared at him for awe one second then screamed and ran to Taiyō. He called after me "Wait I mean you no harm, un!" When I ran to Taiyō I glomped her and said "THERE'S A GIRLY-LOOKING-MAN WHO IS NAKED IN THE TUB WHRE SUNSHINE WAS!" She looked at me like I was crazy then looked through the doorway and saw him. She pulled me and the cats into my closet where all my Akatsuki cosplay outfits were and locked the door. I started crying and Taiyō asked me why I was crying. So naturally I told her. "I-I-I saw his penis." I whispered in a low voice.
Me: Duh duh duh cliffhanger!
Hidan: Aw damn you saw Deidara's dick. Even if he fuckin' has one.
Me: -Slaps Hidan- Shut up...
Taiyō: NO NOT HIDAN'S BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Hidan: Damned fangirls...