Itachi: -waiting by computer and all male akatsuki walk in Naked- ?

Pien: It was horrible don't ask.

Me: -Skips in happily- Hello My Akatsuki Harrem!!! Itachi would you

Itachi:

Kunochi-WolfDemon doesn't OWN NARUTO!

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAKURA-CHAN IS GONE!!" (Do I really have to say on this one) Naruto shouted. "Yes, Naruto she was captured around 150 Miles south of Konoha." Tsunade said to a very grim looking Naruto.

"By who Milady?" Kakashi said. ".....Akatsuki." Tsunade said quietly

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Sakura awoke Feeling stiff and itchy,but very keen to the surrounding smell of Fresh blood and burnt toast (LOL Akatsuki can't cook) wafted through the room. Sakura looked down feeling something brush her say she was shocked would have been a understatement,she was completely flabbergasted. A furry, light pink tail was lazily waving around.

While she was holding her tail she noticed that her once smooth hands were fluffy.

"Paws, a tail...oh no."Sakura thought as she reached her hand up into her hair. There her Hands- er...paws found fluffy and slightly pointed ....Ears. After this Sakura took it upon herself to examine herself. What she found was slighltly shocking! She was a furry! She had read about theese Creatures in medical books. They were Humans who had willingly or unwillingly altered their genes to match any animal genes,but instead of turning into a full animal they keep thier human shape. The animal genes and Human genes result in human shape but most animal features such as fur,ears,tails, teeth, and randomness ,depending on the animal.

"WOLFIEH-CHAN IS AWAKE!" A retarted sounding voice was heard through the surronding area.

"DAMMIT TOBI SHUT THE HELL UP!" Deidara shouted like a pms-ing female (I had to)

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Deidara smacked Tobi and in that second Tobi flew foreward....into Sakura's furry chest.

"HEY!" Sakura shouted and punched Tobi. Tobi got up and "accidently" groped her breast. Sakura then fainted.

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"What the fuck are you two doing here?" Sakura growled causing Tobi to back behind Deidara and whine,that made Deidara proceed to kick him to the South Pole and back.

"We came to show you around the base Inu-chan." Deidara said and pulled out a leash and hooked it around the color on her neck. (it looks like a giant red ribbon,but has spikes coming out of it)

"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Tobi shouted.

-Is Drawing Akatsuki naked- Lol I hope you didn't hate that .

Luv Ya Reviewers!!

P.S IF YOU REVIEW I'LL LET YOU SMACK DEIDEI'S ASS -runs from exploding birds-