Well, what a popular guy this eighty year old must be. Here's another song about Aragorn and you (the girl(s)).

Aragorn

He's a real Aragorn
Living like an Aragorn
Being Oh-So-Aragorn
It's irritating

Doesn't have hand, he has two
Knows not where he's taking you
Isn't he a bit old and senile?
Aragorn, please listen
You don't know what you're kissing
Aragorn, this girl is at your command

He's as foul as he can be
Just wears what's very dirty
Aragorn do you care for her at all?
Doesn't have hand, he has two
Knows not where he's taking you
Isn't he a bit old and senile?
Aragorn, don't worry
Keep it up, don't hurry
Leave it all till she moves out
With someone else

He's a real Aragorn
Living like an Aragorn
Being Oh-So-Aragorn
It's irritating

If you didn't catch that, it was to the tune of Nowhere man and if you don't know that song then you don't know what you're missing.