A/N: Sorry if the last chapter was too talky for you guys, It's been a while since I've written fanfiction, so I'm still getting back into the swing of things.

I do need some constructive criticism, so if you find anything wrong with my chapters, let me know.

This is all based on a role-play between me and her. I kind of forgot to mention that in the previous chapter, and the summary can't hold enough text. Give half credit to her, and maybe a little more, because she started her story first, and this what it's based off of.

Oh and, if I end up using some gender stereotypes, I apologize, this story is meant for humor, not accuracy.

"Wait, does this mean you like guys now?" Shippo asked me, shocked.

I gained an anime-vein, began to blush a little for some reason, then plucked the fox from my shoulder. I then pounded him on the head like I always do.

WHACK!

"How could you even ask something like that?" I yelled at him. I don't care what Kagome says, I was pissed.

"Calm down, Inuyasha!" Sango tried to talk to me. I dropped the fox, who fell on his back.

"Keh! Whatever…" Then I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I turned around in question to be greeted by who else? Miroku, who took my hands in his and looked me straight in the eyes.

"Hello, beautiful girl of the dog ears," He said, with a corny tone as always, "Will you bear my child?"

I got an even larger anime-vein and pulled my hands away, before punching him square in the face. The monk flew back, flipped, and landed on his face about 10 feet back. Everyone else laughed.

"Wow, you must be pretty hot if Miroku tries to flirt with you!" Saya said, giggling.

"Stupid monk…" I muttered to myself.

Later on that day, we were sitting in Kaede's hut, with me explaining everything.

"You still haven't told us, why did you steal the potion from Yzma in the first place?" Sango asked, at which I replied, nervously,

"Well, ya see," I didn't wanna tell them because I knew what would happen, "I was gonna pour it on Kouga the next time he tried to flirt with Kagome."

"Inuyasha, you can't punish someone when they do something you personally don't like!" Kagome was definitely pissed, "Sit boy!"

I slammed into the ground, with that familiar feeling that a bull had leapt onto my back. A very heavy bull. I bolted up after a few seconds, "Practice what you preach, Kagome!" 'Is it just me, or did that last sit hurt more than usual?' The next hour or so was spent by the others getting ready to leave, so we could search around Japan for the remaining jewel shards, and that bastard Naraku. Geez, couldn't they hurry it up? Damn humans…

Once we had finally left, I knew we were getting close to the area where Kouga pops out of nowhere from his little whirlwind, tornado, or whatever the thing was. I grew weary every minute. As we walked through the foliage, his scent became stronger, and I clenched my fists in anger. Saya had used the last of the girl potion. What pissed me off even more is that she left without telling us. What was her deal? I smelled many different youkai on her, as if she was an amalgam of them all. Not like Naraku, he was composed more like they were all 'stitched' together. Saya seemed like she was born with this youkai in her blood.

In any case, I smelled the wolf first, and heard his whirlwind second. He came by, and let his whirlwind fade from his body. He then took Kagome's hands in his and asked, "Kagome, is everything alright? Has the mutt been treating you okay?"

"Erm… Yeah. He's fine." Kagome said, sweatdropping. She was so damn nervous, why didn't she stand up and let this wolf know how she really feels? I can tell the wench doesn't like him.

"He hasn't let you get hurt, has he?"

"Wolf, you act like I'm out to get her or something!" I said at the wolf, pissed off.

The aforementioned wolf looked over at me. He looked puzzled, and said, "Mutt, what's wrong with your voice?"

"None of your damn business!" He couldn't tell by my appearance? Am I really that infeminine, or was I just feminine in my male form?

He then looked me up and down, letting go of Kagome, before doubling over and laughing, even harder than I did imagining Sesshomaru. "Oh my god! … This is… Too rich! Muttgirl!" That was all he could get out, as his laughter continued.

My anime-vein grew and grew. He stopped laughing, recomposed himself, and stood up. "I guess this means Kagome's all mine. I'm sure you can find yourself a nice dog demon and bear his child, while Kagome bears mine."

"Er… Kouga? I-"

"I may be a girl at the moment, but I'm not the one wearing a skirt!"

"Hey, Link wears a skirt, you take that back!"

"Who?" My anger was replaced with question at the mention of this 'Link' character.

"Never mind…" I wish I still had the girl potion with me. Kouga looked back toward Kagome, "If she does anything to you, let me know. I'll teach her a lesson." He then turn and ran off in a whirlwind before I could object. Why does he flirt with Kagome so much? Can't he see she doesn't even like him? Sometimes, Ignorance is definitely not bliss.

The rest of the day was uneventful. Naraku has most of the shards, we've only got very few. No shards today.

I was sitting up in a tree, the rest were by their campfire. Shippo's eyes gleamed, and he smirked, as if he got a clever idea. He got up, and walked over toward my tree, before asking, "Hey, Inuyasha, do you have a crush on Kouga?"

I wasn't paying a lot of attention, or maybe I was, and I simply said, "Good question…" I then realized the meaning of what he asked, and jumped down from my tree, pissed off for the umpteenth time that day. "That's none of your business!" I then punched him in the head like always.

"Waaaah! Kagome!" He ran to Kagome, who turned a little from her conversation with Sango.

"Shippo? What is it?"

"Kagome! Inuyasha hit me!" He was faking all of it, the fox was tougher than that, I know he was.

Kagome sighed, frustrated, and said, "Sit boy!" And before I knew it, I was saying good evening to the ground… Ow…