Okay, before a million thoughts run through my mind again, I'm posting this chapter.


Disclaimer: I don't own Wizards of Waverly Place.

A/N: Thoughts are in italics

Chapter 2: Babies?

Justin throws another book to the ground. He mumbles angrily under his breath. He opens the cupboard that is filled with magic books. He looks at each title, throwing out some of them. He finds a thick book filled with many different, strange and various spells for anything. He takes it out and sets it on the table looking for the spell.

"Come on, come on. Baby spell, baby spell...." Justin mumbles to himself. "...AHA! Max, come here!"

"Yeah, Justin." Max says entering the lair. "What's up?"

"I found the spell." Justin says happily.

"Okay, what's the plan?" Max asks, looking into the book.

"When Alex and Harper get back, we need to lure Alex into the lair. Once she's inside, you need to hold her while I do the spell." Justin explains.

"How do I do that?" Max asks unsure of how he is suppose to restrain Alex.

"Use the net." Justin says, pointing to the net hanging on the wall.

"Oh, okay." Max realizes.

.............

At the mall, Alex and Harper are walking from one store with bags in their hands. They stop at a small beauty supply store. Alex laughs as Harper tries on a peculiar colored lip gloss. Harper pouts and Alex stops laughing. They make their purchases, walk out and stop at a bench and go over everything they have bought.

"Alex, don't you think we should get back to your home." Harper says fear lacing her voice.

"Maybe later. I'm enjoying this too much to just pack up and go back home." Alex laughs.

"What if Max has sent Justin into an alternate dimension and HE is all alone. WITH NO SUPERVISION!" Harper babbles out.

"Harper! You are totally ruining this shopping day." Alex whines. "Nothing bad is going to happen. It's just Max."

As soon as Alex said that, Harper motions to her the seriousness of that last statement. Alex's eyes widen and she immediately picks up her bags and acts as if she's ready to run out of the mall at full speed. As she begins to run, she turns around and walks over to the lunch area. Harper turns around and realizes Alex is not running with her. She spots her walking to the pizza place, and begins to walk back, rolling her eyes.

"After lunch, we'll check up on the eggheads. Alright, Mom?" Alex jokes.

.............

An hour later, Alex and Harper walk into the living room. They notice nothing is out of place, the room seems to be in order. They look around for signs of the boys, but they don't hear or see anyone.

"EGGHEADS!" Alex yells.

"Alex, we are in the lair!" Justin shouts from the other room.

"Come on." Alex says dragging Harper to the lair.

Alex and Harper walk downstairs into the lair. When they open the door to the lair they notice the lights are out. Alex grabs her wand out of her boot and illuminates the tip. She doesn't see Max or Justin from her place outside the door, so she moves into the lair. Harper stays outside where it is still light.

"MAX, NOW!" Justin yells suddenly.

The sound of a body falling to the ground echoes throughout the room. Alex runs out of the lair and waits until the noise stops. She walks back into the lair searching for the light switch. Once she gets the lights back on she notices Justin wrapped up in a net with Max holding the other end. Alex walks over to Justin to help him out of the net.

"Max, now is your chance. Do the spell." Justin orders.

"Okay." Max says taking out his wand. "Yes, no, or maybes, turn A....."

"Hey, Max." Harper greets.

"Hey Harper." Max says before continuing the spell. "....... max into babies."

Alex watches as Harper and Max disappear. She pulls the tangled net off of Justin and looks over to where Harper was standing. Justin points down and notices two pairs of clothes just laying on the floor. He sees something moving underneath the piles of clothes. Justin starts throwing clothes out of the way and gasps when he sees a baby boy staring up at him.

Alex turns to the other pile clothes and looks down, unsure of what to expect. She hears the sound of a baby crying, and she cringes. She moves the final piece of clothing out of the way and sees a little baby girl. The baby girl looks at Alex and stops crying for a moment before she starts bawling again, making Alex wince in pain.

"JUSTIN!" Alex screams. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"NEVER MIND THAT! HOW DO WE GET THEM TO SETTLE DOWN!" Justin yells back at her.

"YEAH, LIKE I'M QUALIFIED TO KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY! HELP ME!" Alex pleads.

Justin walks over to Alex and picks up the baby. He looks into the baby's eyes and begins to shake uncontrollably. Alex looks at him with confusion written on her face. Justin holds the baby's head up to his shoulder and begins to gentle rock the baby back and forth.

"Alex, this baby is Harper." Justin says quietly.

"What?" Alex asks, her eyes bug out of her skull and she shakes her head in a defiant 'no'. "NO! NO! NO! THAT CAN'T BE HARPER. SHE WAS RIGHT HERE A MINUTE AGO AND NOW HER CLOTHES ARE THE ONLY THING LEFT! WHERE IS SHE?"

"Alex, look into her eyes." Justin says.

Alex takes the baby into her arms and looks into her eyes. She immediately knows it is Harper by the way her eyes seem to penetrate her body. Alex turns because she can feel guilt starting to invade her thoughts. Alex looks down when she feels something tugging on her leg. She sees the baby boy try to hold on to leg to balance himself, but falls again when Alex shakes her leg.

"Alright, so if that's Harper.... Then the boy is...." Alex realizes the boy is Max, but before she can say it.

"MAX!" Justin yells.

Justin screams as baby Max pees all over Justin's clothes. Justin shakes his body in disgust as Alex laughs at him. This causes Harper to giggle and soon Alex starts to relax with her. Justin grabs a towel hanging from the wall and wipes himself down.

"Mom...ma?" baby Max stutters.

"What did he just say?" Alex says to herself.

"Mom...ma! Mom...ma!" Max babbles out, pointing to Alex.

"Alex, this is worse that I thought." Justin states.

"Well, good. Cause guess what?" Alex walks over and puts baby Harper into Justin's arms. "This is your problem not mine. So you figure it out and fast. I want my best friend back."

"Alex?" Justin begs.

"Can't hear you! I'M OUT THE DOOR!" Alex shouts walking towards the door.

"Get back here." Justin says as he pulls her back over. She is shocked by how strong Justin pulls her back.

"I need your help." Justin says.

"Not my problem." Alex scoffs.

"Can you just watch the kids while I get supplies for those kids. Then you don't have to worry about anything." Justin explains. "I'll fix it."

"Fine. Make it quick." Alex groans.

Revenge is going to be so sweet!


A/N: The spell is "Yes, no or maybe(s), turn (person's name) into a baby(s)" . Credit for the spell goes to Boris Yeltsin.

Just wait, it's going to get better. Alex alone with two babies + No Justin and No adults = Big trouble

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