Big Time Housework
Declaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush, The Food Network, Papa Johns, People magazine or Wal-Mart.
A/N: So here is the second half of the story, yes I split it in half. Okay I'd also like to mention that this fanfic was originally made before I saw Big Time Break Up and I didn't feel like fixing it.
Second a big thank you to: Bananjo who reviewed, I really appreciate it. Thank you and enjoy. ~ Raina
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Part Four: Wal-Mart
Kendall looked over the grocery list and sighed.
Eggs
Milk
Fish sticksKetchup
Orange juiceDiet soda
Lunch meet
Cheese
Cereal
AA batteries
Band-aids
Duck tape
Glue
SPF 50 Self-tanning spraySuper Max hold hair spray
Bread
Mayo
Butter (1)
Kendall made a mental note to tell James no more self-tanning sprays after last time (2) he didn't want a 'Mangerine' James, plus that stuff stunk. Now he just had to find everything…
Kendall started walking down the first aisle and looked at the cereal, the problem was he had no idea what kind of cereal he needed.
"It looks like Katie's writing," Kendall sighed and grabbed some Coco Puffs tm and walked to the bread. "Its all the same…right? (3)"
After ten minutes and a few guesses later he had all the 'food' groceries in the cart.
"How dare you!" a very familiar voice came from behind Kendall he turned and felt a familiar stinging on his cheek.
"Hi Camille," Kendall said rubbing his cheek. He saw she was dressed in a twenties looking dress, Kendall was sure it was from The White Rabbit. "You practicing for a new part?"
"Hi Kendall," Camille smiled. "And yes I'm going to try out for Ladies of the Hearth, I'm trying for Roseanne a women scorned by her ex-husband who cheated on her with her sister."
"And you're practicing at Wal-Mart because?" Kendall asked her.
"Oh I just needed to get some mouthwash and decided to stay in character." She said like it was the most natural thing in the world. "So why are you here?"
"My moms sick and I'm getting the groceries." Kendall said.
"Oh well good luck," Camille said. "YOU BACKSTABBER! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
Camille smacked him again and walked off well some people gave him dirty looks and others sympathy.
"Ow…" Kendall groaned. "How can Logan deal with that?" He looked at the list now having gotten the food part.
AA batteries
Band-aids
Duck tape
Glue
SPF 50 Self-tanning spraySuper Max hold hair spray
Kendall walked over to the home improvement area for the glue and duck tape bumping into someone.
"I am so sorry," another familiar voice said. "Kendall?"
"Hi Kelly," Kendall smiled at the women. "What are you doing here?"
"Well I'm getting gorilla glue and goof-off (4)." Kelly sighed Kendall noted she looked tired.
"Should I ask?" Kendall said confused.
"Well lets just say that not all of the 'problems' that happen at Rocque Recorded are because of you boys," Kelly then added. "Just most of them."
"I'm…sorry?" Kendall said.
"Its fine," Kelly said. "I got to go. See you tomorrow."
"Bye," Kendall said as the woman left. He got the duck tape and glue and looked back to his list.
AA batteries
Band-aids
SPF 50 Self-tanning spraySuper Max hold hair spray
"Beauty products," Kendall groaned walking to the beauty and health area.
"My, my Knight is here?" said a cocky voice from behind Kendall making the blond want to bang his head on a wall.
"Careful Stetson," Kendall growled. "Jo's not here to stop me from hurting you."
"Yes Jo is still on set," Jett said combing his hair. "But I'm here and you look like you need some advice on your look. That's why you're here isn't it?"
"No I'm-" Kendall started.
"Of course it is," Jett interrupted. "I find the best shade of hair dye is a color similar to mine, and blond is a girl color (5)-"
"Look there's the paparazzi." Kendall said pointing behind Jett and, once the other teen had turned, grabbed what he needed and ran off.
After getting far, far away from Jett Kendall pulled out the list once again.
AA batteries
"All I need are the AA batteries and I'm done." Kendall said going to the electronics. "Just the batteries."
After finding the batteries, turns out they where kept at the front not in the electronics, Kendall got to the register, paid for everything, put it in the back of his mom's rental (6) and drove back to the Palm Woods.
"Sorry it took so long I-" Kendall said coming in then stopped looking at the others.
Logan and Katie where nowhere to be seen but James was trying to get Carlos hand out of the vacuum half a trophy lay broken on the floor next to it where two cans of hair spry. He saw one of James white shirts was now falling out of the bag and was now pink.
"…Do I want to know?" Kendall asked the other two. James and Carlos shook their heads.
"Oh come on Logan its not that bad," Katie giggled as Lagan, Angie and her came in the two girls holding bags from; Victoria Secrets, Pac Sun and FUSION.
"You. Are. Evil!" Logan snapped pointing an accusing finger at Angie who was smiling like the cat that ate the canary and got away with it.
"Oh honey its not that bad," Angie giggled as well as Logan went up the slide muttering how Angie was evil then slammed the door to the boy's room.
"What did you do?" Kendall asked. Angie practically skipped over to him and pulled out her cell phone.
"This," she said showing him a picture of Logan in a wedding dress. "And then I put it on Facebook."
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Part Five: Dinner
After getting Carlos un-stuck, calming Logan down (he still refused to come out of the room until dinner) and getting James to explain what happened to the laundry it was six thirty.
"You're going to make dinner?" Katie asked. "And its not just stick it in the oven food?"
"No we're making chicken stuffed with spinach and feta along with mash potatoes and stir fry." James said triumphantly.
"You're helping them right?" Katie asked Angie.
"Nope," the brunette said. "They said they had it so, I'm letting them do it on their own."
"So what should we do?" Katie asked.
"Well here's some tea for Angie and a soda for Katie," James handed the girls their drinks. "So you two can go do something in Katie's room."
The two gave James a look.
"Fine," Katie said. "We can chat with my Stock blog."
"And now to make dinner," James said to the others after the girls left.
"And you don't think this is to much for us?" Kendall asked James and Carlos.
"No," Carlos said. "I mean if the girls can do it so can we."
"Carlos you got this recipe well watching the food network well your arm was stuck in a vacuum." Kendall pointed out. "I don't think this is a good idea."
~Ten minutes later~
"So how about Pizza?" Angie said.
The kitchen was covered in food from a food fight, the chicken was burnt, and Kendall, James and Carlos where covered in food. A cross from them, not covered in food, where Angie, Katie and Logan.
"We can have Papa Johns deliver." Katie added.
"That sounds good," Kendall said bitterly. "Call me when the food gets here I'm going to go take a shower."
"I call the other shower!" James said.
"I guess I'll clean this up?" Carlos said weekly.
"Katie and I'll help," Logan sighed. "Angie you call for the pizza."
"I told you it wouldn't work." Katie snapped.
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Part Six: The Next Day
Mama Knight got up the next morning feeling better; she walked out to the living room. On the couch sleeping were the boys along with Katie.
"Good Morning," Angie said quietly from the kitchen holding out a cup of coffee to her. "You feeling better?"
"Yes…what happened?" Mama Knight asked taking the cup of coffee.
"Well," Angie smiled. "Apparently Carlos can't dust or vacuum with out something happening. James learned that you have to sort your clothes before washing them. Kendall realized you can't go the Wal-Mart without running into people you know. And all three of them learned they can't cook chicken stuffed with spinach and feta along with mash potatoes and stir fry."
"And Logan?" she asked a little worried. "What did he learn?"
"He learned that something's never change," the brunette then pulled out the newest People magazine. "And that the press really is everywhere."
"Big Time Girls?" Mama Knight read. "Is Logan Mitchell dating? Isn't that Katie?"
"Yep," Angie said sipping her drink (tea) then pulled out her cell phone. "Also what do you think of this dress on him? I think it brings out his eyes."
The older women shook her head looking at the picture of Logan in a wedding dress obviously made by Angie.
"So what do you think they want for breakfast?" Mama Knight asked.
(1) My poor attempted at it looking like different peoples notes.
(2) See Big Time Fever ;)
(3) They're not all the same.
(4) I also do not own gorilla glue or goof-off.
(5) I don't really think that but it sounds like Jett to me.
(6) He can drive now…he just can.
Well that's that. R and R please!